Big price for a not so great product

uncontrollableone · 2021-02-14T16:19:30+00:00

"I'm libra so (insert unjustifiable demands)"

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-02-14T21:28:47+00:00

She capitalized "goofy".

She wants that Disney character?!

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-02-15T02:02:21+00:00

I thought I'd seen every absurd reason for demanding a tall man, but "I need a tall man because I'm a Libra" takes the trophy.

Listen ladies:

YOU ALL WANT A TALL MAN.

As much as I think it's ridiculous and superficial, being tall enhances a man's SMV/RMV/MMV. If you want a high value man (which apparently correlates with significantly-above-average height), you have to be a high value woman, and just as women get to decide which traits are valuable to you, we men get to decide which traits are valuable to us.

Your star sign is not one of them. Feel free to create a 73-point wish list for the man you want, but understand that most other women want the same things, and the more of those traits a man has, the more women he has to choose from.

It's not that HVM are going to compete for you... it's that you have to compete for them, and if you can't/won't give them what they want they'll just go find someone who will. It doesn't matter what you think those men should want, it doesn't matter that you think you have special attributes that those men would want if they only saw your "inner" value, and it absolutely doesn't matter which constellation was overhead the day you were born.

happychickenpalace · 2021-02-14T23:08:03+00:00

Laughing is not a hobby.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-02-15T00:17:55+00:00

From the archives of The People's Front of Judea, under "OLD advice for men looking for more than just a quick pump-and-dump":

spelling errors? hard pass
poor grammar? hard pass
references astrological sign? hard pass
kids? hard pass
ugly? hard pass
fat? hard pass
says she knows what she is worth? hard pass
over 26? hard pass. (if you are a woman, over 26 and single, that is a red flag.)

this one checks most of the boxes.

hard pass.

MachoToughGuy · 2021-02-14T23:53:09+00:00

Looks like she wants everything she’s not.

upsidedownbackwards · 2021-02-15T00:07:11+00:00

She looks so dead inside. That woman has given up on life. She can't put in the effort to make her profile not garbage, she can't bring herself to smile.

We're going to need some cats and box wine to soothe this beast.

coke501 · 2021-02-15T12:52:06+00:00

And I want basic literacy. It looks like we are not meant to be.

uncontrollableone · 2021-02-15T16:19:10+00:00

At first sight I thought this was an erroneous stray post from "Watch people die inside."

jihocech · 2021-02-15T09:12:19+00:00

Karen, where is your smile?

Gaiinahat · 2021-02-15T20:38:11+00:00

Resting bitch face. At least it's not a stupid duck face.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-02-15T15:35:35+00:00

Sorry Karen.

Selfmade_3127 · 2021-02-28T01:04:18+00:00

Her "why not just use full blown mugshots on dating apps?" ... it's a dumpster fire

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