Holy red flags batman!

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-12-24T18:38:33+00:00

"I'm a sucker for a musician/singer/artist," (I.e. the kind of guy who knocked her up and made her a single mom).

Red_Pill_Dynamics · 2020-12-24T18:57:13+00:00

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justaskinthequestion · 2020-12-24T19:02:31+00:00

ThotLator Phrase Of The Day

Big butt = fat

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-24T19:07:21+00:00

A'ight, this one calls for bringing back my drinking game.

*looks at photo* nose ring meant for cattle. Red flag! *shot*

Neck tattoo. Red flag! *shot*

...big as my butt

Fatty! Red flag and cliche. *shot*

pansexual

She fucks anything, including dogs. Red flag! *shot*

sarcastic

Well THAT'S original. Cliche! *shot*

single mother of one

That's a shot for each kid, but only one thish time. *shot*

don't waste my time

Bitchy and demanding. There was a better way to shay that, you ditzhy dame. Red flag! *shot*

not here for a hookup

Cliche! *shot* Alsho a lie hic 99% of the time. Every woman I met on OLD back before I hic got married, if she shaid shomething to that effect, she'd initiate shex or at least a beej on the firsht encounter. Anyway, cliche! *shot*

I pair well with...INTJ

as an INTJ, let me shay that hic all I'd have ever been intereshted in hic from you is shomething casual. You're a goddamn dumpshter fire. Beshidesh, the MBTI-whatever ish moshtly bunk. Sho... *shot*

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-24T19:36:50+00:00

Didn't even need to see the profile. Lost me at disgusting bull ring.

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-24T22:52:21+00:00

I wonder how many people are truly pansexual. It just seems like a card to play for woke points. Most are probably closer to bi and if confronted with a potential partner who is trans or genderfluid would run for the hills. But maybe I am off base

My point is mainly that it seems like she has too much invested in scoring woke points

2020-12-24T22:18:23+00:00

“A mother of one who works....” Does her child have a job or is she just bad at grammar?

2020-12-24T20:23:59+00:00

can we get a butt pic?

poorgreazy · 2020-12-24T21:39:32+00:00

pansexual

nope.jpg

Dongune · 2020-12-25T00:59:56+00:00

Seems like nowadays everyone is LGBT.

2020-12-25T00:03:07+00:00

She's doing the whole INFJ and INTJ thing as if that's an indicator if someone is right for you lmao.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-12-24T21:36:04+00:00

Neck tattoo. Nose ring. Reminds me of the cows on granddad's farm.

jws755 · 2020-12-25T03:38:03+00:00

That stupid hog ring in her nose with the tattoos tells me we wouldn’t get all, no matter the dimensions of her ass.

BruceForsyth1 · 2020-12-25T05:26:06+00:00

LOL pairs well with INTJ.. I don't think she knows what INTJ is.. An INTJ would just laugh in her face and walk away.

jzck20 · 2020-12-24T21:25:19+00:00

I get the vibe that she attempted to write a very bad bio, it doesn't matter, the attention she will get will depend on her hotness anyway

2020-12-25T01:57:19+00:00

Who the hell judges romantic partners by this stupid personality classification? She needs to get out more and stop being so deluded

MonarchistLib · 2020-12-26T12:17:00+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 using MBTI

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Teenagers do that. I used MBTI when I was like 15 to 16, grew out of that by 18. No adults should unironically be using MBTI lmao fuck

2020-12-26T21:33:04+00:00

Hey, I'm an INTJ, and using my intuition to make judgements I judge this dumb woman unworthy.

yomo86 · 2020-12-25T10:11:02+00:00

As soon as someones says something different than homosexual or straight it's an attention grab. Avoid at all cost.

happychickenpalace · 2020-12-26T12:51:12+00:00

Ugly butt obsession is a sign of social decay.

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-26T14:50:45+00:00

I got a mic that she can sing on.

Martellus732 · 2020-12-26T19:18:33+00:00

As I've said before, anytime you see pansexual, it means Fat.

digitalEarthling · 2020-12-26T23:51:29+00:00

Seems to be the real pandemic is single mother dom

Title	Holy red flags batman!
Author	gopherdong
Upvotes	142
Comments	54
Date	December 24, 2020 6:31 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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