Top comment in a 9gag post

PorkBomber · 2021-03-10T18:14:16+00:00

It's not just sex, the less you interact with people in general, the more peaceful and better life feels these days.

gtowerthrowaway · 2021-03-10T18:25:29+00:00

Please sticky this, it's the essence of MGTOW.

Yes, sex is fun. But every pussy comes with a woman attached, and the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

GYOW!

Captain_REEcard · 2021-03-10T19:13:06+00:00

Anyone see "There's Something About Mary?" I always remembered that scene where the main character was finally gonna go on a date with the chick he was obsessed with, and the other character was like, "Dude, are you gonna masturbate before you go on the date? It's like going out with a loaded gun if you don't."

That part always stuck with me, and you know what? It's true!

Comprehensive_Bus525 · 2021-03-10T18:39:41+00:00

Massive Sperm Buildup (MSB) was the cause of a lot of stupid shit I did with chasing women.

I love the term ‘Sanity Wank’.

silly_birb · 2021-03-10T20:22:22+00:00

Sex is not the problem

The problem is the relationship that the average guy has to provide to reach sex

Because superjaw chad gets all the sex and none of the bitches dared to bother him asking for dates...

justaguy529 · 2021-03-10T20:38:33+00:00

especially when you realize the only reason you have to put in the work is because her pussy didn't tingle when you first met and at any point in time she'll fuck any dude who makes her pussy tingle on a whim.

hjgkturi6785uti · 2021-03-10T20:51:57+00:00

"Sanity Wank" that has got to be the best modern terminology I have come across in a long time.

tropicislandexplorer · 2021-03-10T23:17:23+00:00

I go a local Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), I feel that twinge of buyers remorse immediately afterwards, like I could have spent that $160 on something more worthwhile, but it's still WAY cheaper than a wife of girlfriend.

Miserable-Lemon · 2021-03-10T22:26:31+00:00

Sex is vastly overrated. Men want amazing action and get starfish. That's not worth the trouble

sbp1991 · 2021-03-10T21:29:20+00:00

I like this guy.

Inside-Party · 2021-03-11T01:01:54+00:00

You could post this over in r/theredpill and see how fast you get a record number of downvotes.

That place has gotten irrationally pussy-centric.

TheoVoid · 2021-03-11T03:47:22+00:00

So true.

Post nut clarity is a gift from god.

Just handle that shit. You will be 100000000000% Better off for it !!!!

hero_killer · 2021-03-10T22:58:45+00:00

Not in Western society at least.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-03-11T00:31:20+00:00

Too bad we can't force pin this over on Free Dating Strategy. First thing to read!

Crusty_Dick · 2021-03-11T02:59:44+00:00

When you get out of the All Mighty Pussy Matrix, life is indeed more peaceful.

losinghearts · 2021-03-11T04:03:43+00:00

Trust me ! I’m 21 and I sometimes get so close to a date and I wank one off and I realize she ain’t so fine and worth it lol

Savings_Strategy587 · 2021-03-11T05:24:50+00:00

Paying for sex from professionals is WAY better and WAY cheaper. Better: because the professionals make an effort to ensure YOU get off. Cheaper: because you only have to pay once.

When dating (unless you are a Chad/Tyron), you will pay hundreds of dollars and you MIGHT get something (you are dealing with only a 10% change of getting laid). If you do get laid and make her pregnant, you will be pay thousands of dollars annually for at least 18 years. And NOW you are too poor to pay for a professional.. so you end up masturbating.

If you end of getting married, your wife WILL lose interest in sex and YOU will end of masturbating.

Either way, you will end up masturbating.

Moral of the story: either pay for a professional hooker OR masturbate.

intrepidone66 · 2021-03-11T00:18:04+00:00

So true

TheHeadlessScholar · 2021-03-11T00:41:18+00:00

Why does 9gag still exist?

nekomeowster · 2021-03-11T03:10:54+00:00

I've been with my waifu for a few months. It's been so much better than the LTR I was in for years. Not doing that again.

bissdebb · 2021-03-11T13:16:26+00:00

This should be in the Bible and in every holy book

ObjectiveString9383 · 2021-03-29T10:59:48+00:00

This is why I don't understand the red pill community, they act like getting laid is a monumental moment when it really fucking isn't.

Title	Top comment in a 9gag post
Author	pacosteles
Upvotes	1013
Comments	53
Date	March 10, 2021 5:46 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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