Somebody please tell my mans this fat hambeast would let him bust in her with or without the fucking ring...

It's all such bullshit! "Oh I better buy a ring if I want to lock down this pussy..."

NO!

Inb4 divorce rape...

Young lads take heed: her having to chase you is what makes her cough up the pussy. Never marry, never cohabitate.

This poor fucker was a good friend of mine and a man I could look up to when I was young young. Now look at him... Only a matter of time before that clam slams shut (ew, thank god) and he has to beg her for starfish sex. He should have just fucked, dangled the carrot (while fucking other much, much better looking women) and then bailed when she finally gave him an ultimatum.

Feel like chit bros...he was a good dude. Pussy thirst + blue pill narrative finally did him in. Smh :/