Nice Girl™ wants to adopt a docile puppy dog. She might even pet you if you behave.

Alarmed_Mechanic_403 · 2021-04-15T23:03:34+00:00

"Someone who isn't a flight risk" ... Jesus Christ!

etherith · 2021-04-15T23:11:22+00:00

Where do the good boys go to hideaway?

in plain sight. You just cant see them

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-04-15T23:47:43+00:00

What she thinks she wants is not what she wants. And, women have made it CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR they don't want to take care of anyone. They want to be fed, clothed, housed, and entertained by hIgH vAlUe MeN.

42252252 · 2021-04-16T00:31:17+00:00

Why do women go out of their way to shame men they never intend to hook up with? Yet, as they age out of the thot market, they express their denial in various ways and for reasons yet unknown to me....they get praised.

saberwarthog · 2021-04-15T23:16:47+00:00

Ohhh, that would be so so nice, huh ?

Guys, do we tell her ?

They do exist, but they are not that much tall, not psychopathic, they are stable and not exciting... And you perfectly know that you won't be interested because they won't play games.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-04-16T00:46:50+00:00

She's asking this unironically while she probably has two or three Friend Zoners orbiting her.

TheApricotCavalier · 2021-04-16T02:22:44+00:00

> Where do the good boys go to hideaway?

Nobody fuckin tell her.

YouSaidChicken · 2021-04-16T00:17:38+00:00

They exist. She doesn’t exist.

There are no unicorns.

Autisticus · 2021-04-16T00:58:48+00:00

On paper this sounds great, but in practice A) shell get bored and resentful, and B) shes not attracted to the type of man she described

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-16T06:35:49+00:00

That's easy ... they are busy working and securing their future because, right now, all the women are busy getting wet over 'flight risks'.

Down the track, when you're drinking box wine and wondering why the cats are looking at you hungrily ... those good boys will be enjoying the company of women somewhat younger than you on their own terms.

yellomachine · 2021-04-16T00:08:44+00:00

Sweetie, they don't exist. Now grow up.

meerita · 2021-04-16T10:13:16+00:00

She wants an emotional tampon.

Faulkey · 2021-04-16T06:41:49+00:00

Women stand beside me, not vice versa lol

mustangfrank · 2021-04-16T13:55:11+00:00

In college, you cannot swing a cat by the tail without hitting a dozen good men.

I suspect she had a thing for Bad Bois, now old used and abused, she wants a good man.

She should have thought of that in her early 20's.

khillik · 2021-04-16T12:51:12+00:00

I do believe this one is at the epiphany phase. So she's at best 28, but realistically she's probably at least 33. Should have invested those youthful years in a provider type. She would unwavering loyalty and constant resources if she acted with some wisdom. But oh well, we all have to deal with the consequences of our actions.

CisgenderPig · 2021-04-16T19:03:50+00:00

Unfortunately, I'm more of a pit bull raised for dog fighting. I can, however, come over and doggystyle you until the morning, wipe my dick off on one of your blouses and head out until you hmu for another round of deep dicking.

Gaiinahat · 2021-04-17T02:38:19+00:00

\Clicks the Next button** Wait for it... Oh, hey, it's a cat!

withrowsprings · 2021-04-17T06:51:28+00:00

My crush: I want to talk to someone who likes me...

Me: Slides in to DM

My crush: (deletes status)

Buttchugginggasoline · 2021-04-19T20:19:18+00:00

The "flight risk" thing kind of makes my crazy sense stand up. Like she has had a dinner out with someone and they asked to go to the bathroom and left in the middle of it to get away from her crazy.

philosophic_insight · 2021-04-16T22:23:04+00:00

I honestly thought she meant a gamer not a player...

tiger-tael · 2021-04-18T01:04:27+00:00

Remember when overly attached girlfriend was such an epic meme over a decade ago?

Now that meme has cancer and here we are.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-04-18T14:23:57+00:00

Woof!

Title	Nice Girl™ wants to adopt a docile puppy dog. She might even pet you if you behave.
Author	OkTurbulence
Upvotes	119
Comments	49
Date	April 15, 2021 10:54 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/mrq7b5/nice_girl_wants_to_adopt_a_docile_puppy_dog_she/
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