Here is the Man these hoes of 2 deserve

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-07T08:57:08+00:00

This would be a great post, /u/sahnisanchit, but humor and memes are weekend only.

Do please resubmit between Friday and Sunday, but censor his name, school, and city + state info in compliance with rule 6. Yes, I know it's a satirical profile, but just in case that's actually a real man's info, let's try to prevent his getting tracked down and harassed.

bskeevy · 2021-04-07T02:10:01+00:00

Not a single one of them will get this.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-04-07T02:25:57+00:00

BPOD.

Best. Post. Of. Day.

No need to browse any further, going to bed now.

yellomachine · 2021-04-07T02:23:14+00:00

OMG WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!!1 /s

styckx · 2021-04-07T02:35:16+00:00

I bet my paycheck that profile will get chat comments labeling his profile as sexist and demeaning to women

dreadie91 · 2021-04-07T03:25:12+00:00

God I would love to see what this guys inbox look like with the amount of angry feminist that swipe right just to bitch and complain..

Reenas54 · 2021-04-07T02:24:03+00:00

shiny male Karen appears

just_a_CPA · 2021-04-07T02:14:57+00:00

Slow clap....................

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-04-07T03:42:50+00:00

My “feminazi screech” comment on r/Tinder has gotten 82 downvotes so far.

Duplicarus · 2021-04-07T02:27:25+00:00

Perfection

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-04-07T05:33:50+00:00

I did something similar on POF a few years back. I took all of the womens' remarks about height, copypasta'd them into my profile and changed it from height to weight. My inbox blew up with indignant anger! Women who had blanked me for previously daring to say hi were going out of their way to shower me in rage.

When I explained what I was doing, they still didn't get it.

grocerydarby · 2021-04-07T04:34:42+00:00

I have the same first name and my heart skipped a beat. I’m like “oh god, please don’t be my profile”

2021-04-07T04:27:54+00:00

This is the energy we need to bring to tinder

Captainbuttman · 2021-04-07T06:10:00+00:00

Should change the height requirement to a weight requirement. Then its perfect.

CuckedIndianAmerican · 2021-04-07T03:49:36+00:00

U muhsoggyknees!!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-07T06:24:09+00:00

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happychickenpalace · 2021-04-07T06:51:55+00:00

Not authentic. There is too much presence of properly capitalized letters at the start of sentences.

IncoherentNonsense · 2021-04-07T05:15:19+00:00

Gold

Iflookinglikingmove · 2021-04-07T04:36:00+00:00

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Harpua81 · 2021-04-07T07:00:54+00:00

Just change Machinist to Homemaker lol

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-07T07:48:30+00:00

Women hamster wheel are connected to a jet turbine in 2021. They will not understand the joke. It makes me realise that women are not even human, they are merely a life- support system for a cunt

a1b1no · 2021-04-07T08:42:32+00:00

He forgot to add that his kids are his world, and will always come first!

Buchwild · 2021-04-07T08:51:44+00:00

The best part is the irony of such a profile would go over the heads ov just about everyone.

YacineElBoudi · 2021-04-07T06:17:51+00:00

I think that account was made for satire but it shows how ridiculous they are very well

MeesMans · 2021-04-07T08:24:41+00:00

this is a guy right? how is there another kid on the way?

2_of_Clubs · 2021-04-07T08:38:36+00:00

Comedy gold.

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