Where are all the tall bearded country boys at??

GundamZero83 · 2021-06-12T17:57:45+00:00

The delusion is strong with this one.

No-Homo-Romo · 2021-06-12T18:19:16+00:00

Going on dating apps to make friends is like going to McDonalds to eat healthy.

SeparatePicture · 2021-06-12T19:37:20+00:00

The tall bearded country boys are married to the mother of their children and excelling in their careers.

bartbitsu · 2021-06-12T18:10:12+00:00

Bearded dad bod tall country boys are riding dirt bikes and shooting guns in the country.

What is a mother of three going to do?

weirdjapaneseporn · 2021-06-12T17:47:01+00:00

Btw im wondering sth, she wants a date not hookups and she has a job she is nurses aide, why she is not searching men on the hospital where she works in instead of that hookup app?

CommentingOnVoat · 2021-06-12T19:36:36+00:00

They ran away when they read "3 toddlers".

Wanting a dad bod normally means she's really fat, but that's ok cause you're not ripped.

Rob141414 · 2021-06-12T17:54:08+00:00

Three different daddies too…..

suggiebrowwn · 2021-06-12T19:31:51+00:00

Not where you at 🤡

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-06-12T19:40:29+00:00

As a mother of three, you don't get to be picky.

RP truths pictured here:

Bailout
False chastity (no hookups, despite evidence to the contrary)
Unrealistic expectations
Carousel riding (and future wall impact)

redditradishman · 2021-06-12T20:17:25+00:00

They always think men are dying to meet the kids. Like WTF.

Even more WTF is they all want the SAME types of guys, but can never figure out why a mother of 3 will struggle to find one.

Aronacus · 2021-06-12T19:40:28+00:00

I don't want No hookups.

Double negative = a positive?

So she wants hookups?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-06-12T20:54:11+00:00

Where are they at? Dating childless women.

CSM_Pepper · 2021-06-12T20:22:39+00:00

Forget their 12-70 1986-87 season. The greatest sin the L.A. Clippers ever committed was taking on Bumble as a jersey sponsor.

tokixdoki · 2021-06-12T20:50:33+00:00

tbh if you stayed w/ the dad, you could have seen the dad bod 😉 also, is bumble going to crash soon since men are smartening up?

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-06-12T21:10:14+00:00

"nurse's aide" = ball washer

KamadoJonathan · 2021-06-12T19:29:49+00:00

Please delete this and blur/color over her name and town. It’s one of the rules

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