How to politely tell a girl her pussy stinks?

BusterVadge · 2016-12-27T00:36:47+00:00

If it stinks that bad she could have something going on down there... Just saying.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2016-12-27T03:29:47+00:00

Direct method: "So babe, there's no gentle way to say this but...you have some vaginosis going down in the basement. You should probably have it fumigated."

Indirect method: "So babe, if you had bad breath would you want me to tell you? Yes? Ok, well, your vagina has bad breath...."

Tamarin24 · 2016-12-27T01:23:27+00:00

Let's take a shower.

frankiejholden · 2016-12-27T00:47:27+00:00

Were these two times close together in time frame? I'd be thinking yeast infection.

If that's not the case, you need to realise that there is no way that she isn't going to be mortified when you tell her this. There's a damn good chance that she will never feel comfortable enough around you to sleep with you again. That being said, as long as you do it delicately, you're doing her a favour.

MrJanglesLovesBooty1 · 2016-12-27T00:44:55+00:00

I'd move on. A stinky pussy is nasty.

30years · 2016-12-27T00:17:49+00:00

Just tell her. She'll be mortified if you've not been intimate regularly or if it is one of your first times, but it's her job to be clean. It's not different than if you want down and her and she farted. You're the gift and you deserve for her to maintain her hygiene.

zboo1h · 2016-12-27T01:48:47+00:00

I have no constructive input, but this thread has made me re-appreciate those vaginas that actually smell and taste good, almost like flower-water or something, with a little sugar in it.

Thanks, OP. Dump the fish bitch.

-The-Pussy-Whisperer · 2016-12-27T09:40:01+00:00

"Wash your fucking cunt." Always works for me

SpinPlates · 2016-12-27T04:58:27+00:00

Cut your losses and never talk to her again

everquestnerd · 2016-12-27T01:16:47+00:00

Good luck bro. I had this same situation last year and she " went to the doctor and said it was YOUR cum doing it "!!. Even though I noticed it before we even banged. Run !!

Apexk9 · 2016-12-27T03:23:33+00:00

It could be stress too.

I was tucking a girl and all was dandy then shit happened in her life and stress made that juice acidity rise.

[deleted] · 2016-12-27T05:02:38+00:00

I'd say her not knowing is probably worse.

Imagine if your asshole smelled like the River Styx and you had no idea.

[deleted] · 2016-12-27T00:40:22+00:00

Just tell her

moresmarterthanyou · 2016-12-27T04:33:51+00:00

Either way your fucked - Don't say anything, its not worth having that conversation

StoicCrane · 2016-12-27T05:16:54+00:00

Compare her pussy to plate #2 and see which one is fresher.

thelidpatrick · 2016-12-27T05:50:48+00:00

Wait man what does it smell like? Legit it could be bad hygiene or infection, it does depend on what the odor is.

RealRational · 2016-12-27T07:00:11+00:00

I was with a girl once where I moved to go down on her, got close enough that I just kissed her thighs and moved back up. Found out later that she had been taking.... Hydroxycut. That seemed to be what was causing it, in that case.

As for bringing it up directly? I have no idea.

I just showed her a bunch of stuff to scare her into not taking it anymore. Reduce caloric intake, do cardio. Done.

[deleted] · 2016-12-27T09:15:34+00:00

I dealt with my first ex pussy for almost a year back in my Ultra beta days and I never ate her out because I almost threw up the first time I did. When I consulted her about it it didn't turn out well but she tried keeping herself clean and it still stank. Something about her pH being off.

I remember trying to have sex with her and keeping my head high as possible so I don't smell her pussy. It was fucking turnoff.

If she can't fix it let her go. Not worth it.

Andorli · 2016-12-27T10:53:00+00:00

About 8-9 month ago I had an amazing plate, she was wild, sexy and very submissive, however I noticed that her pussy stank, broke it off right there.

Title	How to politely tell a girl her pussy stinks?
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Date	December 27, 2016 12:03 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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