Omg you guys, I died laughing at this.

Catcalled by an Actual Cat

Obviously trolling, a complete joke by the author (Anne Gus the author is really a guy), and it's hilarious. We always hear bragplaining stories about being catcalled when the guy didn't say anything dangerous/harmful or where the woman takes on the "HOW DARE HE NOTICE ME, NOT WORTHY" kind of attitude.

The picture to go with article is the best. It's menacing. TRIGGER WARNING