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COMEDIAN LISA LAMPANELLI ONSTAGE NUCLEAR MELTDOWN!!! Fan Hands Her $100 to Shut Up

glowalmond

June 12, 2018
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http://www.tmz.com/2018/06/11/comedian-lisa-lampanelli-meltdown-onstage/
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Title COMEDIAN LISA LAMPANELLI ONSTAGE NUCLEAR MELTDOWN!!! Fan Hands Her $100 to Shut Up
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glowalmond

Upvotes 201
Comments 64
Date June 12, 2018 12:25 AM UTC
(8 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/8qei2d/comedian_lisa_lampanelli_onstage_nuclear_meltdown/
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Comments

[–]HiredMind 84 points85 points86 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Wow. That is one pathetic display from an "insult comic".

The one thing an "insult comic" should be able to do is take care of a heckler with more style than calling him "stupid".

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

i think the word youre looking for is talentless.

[–]GreatJman 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

This is weird. I've seen her live and if you like that sort of comedy she was funny as hell. She was definitely not at a loss for creative insults. I'm surprised she couldn't deal with hecklers better than that.

[–]Kryptosis 21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Writers are the answer. When they try to go off script they can think of a damn thing intelligent to say.

[–]Kinbaku_enthusiast 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

or "Shut up". Lmao.

[–]tysc3 45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

It's rare someone that big can lose weight but look worse. I'm guessing uppers.

[–]MrComicBook 28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm guessing blue hair die and a bad attitude.

[–]ghunt81 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

that's because she lost weight and went 100% dyke for some reason

[–]GreatJman 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She says and admits she got her stomach stapled.

[–]TheCultureOfCritique 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

They should have stapled her mouth.

[–]maschine01 24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Another "short blue haired militant lesbian" lmao!!!

[–]LowRentMegazord 46 points47 points48 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A comedian who loses control of the crowd like that has failed. Full stop.

[–]Tgunner192 26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Lampanelli was an ok comedian, but she's a one trick pony. Her joke formula never changes-"something benign . . . . .add a vulgar/shocking part after brief hesitation."

[–]Kryptosis 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

She was the VAGINA female comedian before whats her face

[–]FuckIAmInAComputer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Helen Keller?

[–]Ethen52 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

YO DUDE MY VAGINA SMELLS RANCID- what’s her face

[–]tibearius1123 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Blah blah something about getting boned by a black dude.

[–]fucktardskunch 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

HUURRRLARIOUS

[–]FreeFaceHugss 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

lol, no. Never, not even once, ever.

[–]Jihads 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

packed house....

[–]deplorableinWV 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I Think It Was Jeff Ross who called her Lisa Lumpybelly, loved it.

[–]GreatJman 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I think it was Snoop during a roast if memory serves.

[–]deplorableinWV 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, been so long ago, and it's hard to find the roasts online. Watch whichever ones I can find tho.

[–]ScrillaSteveO 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Pizza Lampanelli

[–]deplorableinWV 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lisa Plump-n-smelly.

[–]Nitroapes 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Who the fuck is actually cheering for this...?

[–]Yosharian 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Wow, what happened to her? She used to be cool...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

She must be really effortlessly funny

[–]tibearius1123 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Women are funny, get over it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Show me where I stated otherwise. I find plenty females funny, just not this cunt nor others of her ilk i.e. Amy Schumer, Michelle Wolff

[–]magamix 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

It's a South Park reference

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

ah my bad

[–]tibearius1123 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It WAS a south park reference, now it’s been retired to where funny shit goes to die.

[–]KinkyKelly 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

what was this gnome screeching about?

[–]webbaboo 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

wow she turned into a dyke pretty fucking fast. remember when she wasn't batshit.

dont drink the coolade, you'll dye your hair blue.

[–]apatheorist1 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

When she lost weight, she lost black men's interest.

[–]magamix 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No straight man wants to screw something that looks like Eminem.

[–]creatureshock 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

remember when she wasn't batshit.

Nope, but I loved her old batshit vs this new batshit.

[–]StupidDebate 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

My favorite koolaid is blue raspberry lemonade

[–]skinninja 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What the fuck? That's her? I miss her, when she used to talk about fucking black guys, and being mean.. Now she looks like a random tumblerina🙃

[–]Born2dodishes 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She has never been funny. Ever.

[–]StevenBayShore 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She seems stable.

[–]ProbeUranus1 points 8 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

Truth be told, I enjoyed her back when she was a chunky white chick talking about black guy cock all the time. I know I'm weird and gonna get downvoted to Hell for this but it was kind of a turn on.

*I was in a weird place in terms of what I found entertaining back in the early 2000s.

[–]tibearius1123 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

You had me until turn on.

[–]ProbeUranus1 points 8 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

What can I say? I'm a black guy and chunky white chicks do it for me.

[–]tibearius1123 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Rashad? Is that you?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Women aren't funny, and neither is...well whatever the fuck that was.

[–]madcuzbadatlol 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Maria Bamford is fuckin hilarious

[–]jeffmcd881 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She tells old racist jokes that everyone knows. She got away with it because she claimed to sleep with black guys. As soon as she married a white dude she was done. Now she’s just a regular old racist who tells jokes that her grandfather probably told her

[–]mildrizzle 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Gross

[–]vegeterin 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

God, I dislike this woman.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ugh, that thing is disgusting.

[–]TUTCMO 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Huh, I would never have expected this from her. I wonder if she's dealing with some stuff.

[–]fortybattletoad 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Jesus what happened to her.

[–]sadowsentry 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm sorry, but that haircut won't magically transform you into the next Ellen.

[+][deleted] -12 points-11 points-10 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

many stand up comedians break down on stage every once in awhile how is this even a gendered thing to you?

[–]LowRentMegazord 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Can you name one who isn't also a junkie?

[–]Slateski 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Rich Vos. Who will be performing at Dead Crow comedy club Wilmington NC this Saturday.

[–]GreatJman 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Michael Richards, Wanda Sykes, all had some pretty famous breakdowns on stage and I don't think they're junkies??

I'd say Catt Williams but he was high on crack so yeah...you got me there.

You could say Bill Burr for the Philadelphia incident but that was more him owning the crowd for 12 straight minutes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I honestly have idea what any of their private lives are like.

[–]LowRentMegazord 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Can you name one who isn't a public junkie?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I don't think I can name any that are or aren't. I don't track any celebrities anything. I know some stuff about stand up people from a morning show a few weeks ago about this very thing. sometimes the crowds and hecklers get to you and you explode it seems like a pretty normal reaction to lots of stress.

[–]LowRentMegazord -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I can tell you from experience it is not normal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Experience from what?

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