Yeah, yeah. I know: How could that possibly happen? Why don't I just enjoy the free movie ticket and enjoy a movie with my friends and coworkers?

Well, to be honest, I have been avoiding the 'feminist retcon' movies the past year or so: You know, the movies that hollywood announced was going to 'recast' geek heroes as all female. The latest Terminator, mad max, ghostbusters, Hobbit, what have you.

The reason is, I am probably a little crazy regarding this topic. I have always been probably way too sensitive about this sort of thing, and I don't want to pay money to spend 3 hours being miserable and defensive. I honestly resent feminists' attempt to reach into my past and menstruate all over my (male) childhood heroes.

Now I hear that the new star wars is one of these retcons: A re-telling of ANH but with a sassy, (literally) empowered female lead. Male bad-guy of course, so the women don't get upset at the thought of a woman exhibiting character flaws.

This, I am afraid, will drive me into a seething rage, and in my distress, reveal my MRA opinions (and thus, risk being fired). I can't simply bow out, because that would seem strange too. Also, I don't want to spoil the experience for myself, in case it turns out to be good.

So, I need help: How do I let myself enjoy watching a Mary-Sue Jedi in a star-wars remake, so that I seem like a normal person?

UPDATE: goddamnit. I pussied out with an excuse. Now I am alone in my apartment, feeling isolated, stupid, crazy, and fucking disappointed with myself.