Hey guys. You're bad at this. Really fucking bad. I may be a cuckold etc but whichever way you want to frame it I have been around actual women, so I know how they sound, and I'd like you to get better at writing fake women so I don't have to keep saying

'This is so obviously, humiliatingly fake. Why are you taking this seriously?'

I think it will be better for everyone.

1) WOMEN DO NOT SPEAK IN LUNATIC THESIS STATEMENTS. They do not just open their mouth and black pill truths come spilling out. If that did happen, you wouldn't need to be making this up.

2) Women do not care about the things you care about to the degree you care about them. Height. Mandible alignment. Wrist size. DICK SIZE. They don't care like you care. For example, in this fan fic

I then asked her, what if my dick weren't 7.5 inches, and was more like 3 or 4 inches, would you be able to accept that? Again she laughed and said she would say "sorry, but goodbye".

lol. Any woman on planet earth, any of them, ask if they'd want 3 inches and the best pussy eater on earth or 7.5 inches who thinks he's a porn star, it would be 90% answer A. Keep this in mind for your fan fic. Also, 7.5 inches for most women is borderline too big and if you know a guy with a huge hammer you KNOW there is definitely such a thing as too big, and it sucks for those men. Or rather doesn't suck, because the human jaw cannot unhinge like that of a snake.

3) Women are really sensitive to how things will make them sound. Even if they do hold extremely shallow sentiments, like a height requirement, they generally know that it's bad to say so openly because being shallow is bad, and women, like humans, like to be good.

Hope this post helps you make up women that aren't clearly made up by you to make yourselves feel better.