I’ve been wanting to get a lawyer and snag her for alimony and child support. But I guess because I’m such a fucking Simp I agreed to do it on my own on divorce.com and just do minimal child support no alimony

I talked to one lawyer several times who is an absolute pitbull with 500+ 5 star reviews on yelp

Yesterday I was talking to her on the phone about the kids and I said look I’m doing this paperwork and it’s taking me hours but you’re gonna have to pay some kind of child support it’s compulsory and required we can’t just waive it . She started saying I’m not talking about this over the phone with you I would rather speak about it in person. If you wanna talk about it in person that’s fine and I was like I don’t understand why you wanna talk about it in person, what’s the difference? She started raising her voice Like no! No! I am not doing this you’re trying to coerce me and I was like… Coerce you? What the fuck are you talking about? And she was like I have a meeting I have to get ready for I can’t do this with you and I’m not going to and …..

At that point I was like you know what? Because of your behavior today I’m going to take action and I want you to know this is your fault not mine . I hung up went to the bank made a bank check right out of our home equity line of credit and went to this fucking lawyer and paid him in full. She’s getting served Friday night or Saturday morning.

She’s not going to see it coming because she knows I’m so fucking completely smitten with her that I wouldn’t dare .

Well maybe she’ll finally respect me now. Asshole.