Always wear a condom

metalmerbitch · 2019-10-19T18:26:12+00:00

I love that there’s a mix of matter-of-fact responses and completely shutting him down ones 😂

AsleepMathematician · 2019-10-19T23:12:22+00:00

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ChristieFox · 2019-10-19T18:47:12+00:00

Honestly, just dump him if he tries this. No guy who risks your health is worth your time.

LittleKitten702 · 2019-10-20T16:57:01+00:00

I’ve used “but you might catch something from me” as a come back the face was priceless honestly when I have a bad day I replay his dumbfounded face over and over again 😂

PharmacyThumbprint · 2019-10-23T08:01:20+00:00

Dealbreaker when the guy has a whole spiel about going condom-less.

Even if it’s not a whole spiel( technically), all the protest is a turn-off.

It’s like put on your big boy pants. Adults exercise caution and are averse to unnecessary risks. Also, this is not a negotiation.

Oops... all this unnecessary protest has totally killed the mood.

JustGingy95 · 2019-10-20T13:37:14+00:00

Just wrap your Willy you wusses

Tishkaminx · 2019-10-19T20:48:47+00:00

There is no need for come backs 'because i said so' should be all thats needed. If its not then its time to kick him out/ leave.

burntmatchesburn3x · 2019-10-21T08:05:46+00:00

Ah, the 90s... back when no condom meant NO DEAL, every time.

greenteaapplepie69 · 2019-10-20T01:39:37+00:00

based and pinkpilled <3

chelseachain · 2019-10-20T01:28:38+00:00

There’s no time like the present

LOLd at that. Amazing

lexafrex · 2019-10-19T19:18:46+00:00

I love this!

Ari_McBeth · 2019-10-23T00:06:24+00:00

Are they breathing each other’s co2

Ms_Tilly · 2019-11-09T23:53:03+00:00

I'm not sure how I'm going to handle the condom situation now. If I know I'm ready to have sex with the dude, then I put some in my purse. But what about dudes who don't even have any? I feel like I want to end it on the basis that he doesn't have any of his own, but I also kind of want to give him a chance to jump up and run to the store for some. Decisions, decisions.

rth132 · 2019-10-19T21:08:17+00:00

Lovely tips I’ve been in this position before never know what to say.

throwawayrandomqs · 2020-01-14T04:39:26+00:00

Honestly the only comeback you need is “Take a hike”. If he is that irresponsible, and willing to sacrifice your safety and piece of mind for his pleasure, that already tells you he’s selfish and useless in bed.

burntmatchesburn3x · 2019-10-21T07:32:49+00:00

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Title	Always wear a condom
Author	TheOGJammies
Upvotes	1580
Comments	32
Date	October 19, 2019 5:01 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/dk6gwm/always_wear_a_condom/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/always-wear-a-condom.689839 https://theredarchive.com/post/689839

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