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[–]duddersonFDS Newbie49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The absolute condescension here... Why did he have to type 'bird' like that... What an absolute asshole. And then to ask something so gross... I haven't been on dating apps in so many years and I wouldn't touch them with a 10-ft pole.
[–]TheFinalGirl_21FDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When women tell me they met a “great guy” on OLD, I assume they’re lying to me (and to themselves) to avoid the reality that they have compromised their standards immensely.
[–]ScrotonimoStiltonFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I don't understand what this means, can someone explain?
[–]MaingurlFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
He threw in a sexual joke to see how OP would respond.
How His Mind Works
-If she laughs at my "joke" she's down to fuck!
-If she doesn't laugh...she simply has no sense of humor!
He turned the conversation sexual in the hopes that OP would respond sexually. Since she chose not to entertain him...he convinced himself that there is something wrong with her.
In his eyes, OP is a BIG MEANIE for not enjoying sexual harassment. He gives 0 fuck about being inappropriate instead he blames OP for being reactionary.
[–]ScrotonimoStiltonFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with you absolutely! But i didn't know what the joke meant, now i know better :/
[–]RabidWenchFDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"The carpet matches the drapes" is a reference to a woman's pubic hair being the same color as the hair on her head. It's disgusting to ask, and I have no idea why this moron thought he would get away with that behavior.
[–]ScrotonimoStiltonFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh now I understand!!! Thank you, i didn't know this figure of speech
[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't even respond. Block and delete.
[–]Torir21065Throwaway Account[S] 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh I did. I deleted the app as well. I dont even know why I even got it on the first place
[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not the app that's the problem. It's men.
[–]foxorhedgehogFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What does he mean by “bird”? An actual bird or some weird hairstyle?
[–]Torir21065Throwaway Account[S] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The tattoo behind his ear was apparently a bird 🤷🏼♀️
[–]foxorhedgehogFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Thanks. I’m older than most Redditers so I never know if I’m missing some slang terms. “Damn kids! Get off my lawn!”
[–]uptownxthotFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this made me crack up 😭💀
[–]Torir21065Throwaway Account[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahaha I feel the same when I need to google slang so no worries 😂
[–]spinsterchachkiesFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s sexual harassment. And he knows it. Pervert
[–]TheboredshrimpFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It Is CalLeD a BiRd" Smartass
[–]wagonwheel_FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What if you randomly asked him to describe what his dick looks like? You know, as a joke?
[–]thinktwiceorelseFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He would send a dick pic.
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