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[–]myousernameRuthless Strategist68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Message for male lurkers: this is what an ACTUAL nice guy is like. He makes an effort to learn the likes and dislikes of the woman he loves.
Being passive and unattractive doesn't automatically make you "nice"
[–]PinkPetalCdistbeautyFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love that movie and knew I loved Melman the most for a reason!!
[–]ShoshannaDreyfusFDS Apprentice38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Melman the HVM 😫🙏
[–]ThunderofHipHipposFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why are these the examples we can find?!
[–]ShoshannaDreyfusFDS Apprentice16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looool when an animated giraffe is a better man than actual, human men
[–]burntbpdFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Knowing men they'll call him a simp. Melman is a true HVM. not only for Gloria but for his friends as well. He pushed his comfort zone, stayed true to himself and did not act out of vengeance.
[–]Trinityblue93FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see no lies here.
[–]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ohh Melman 😊
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Melman!!!! My man. Madagascar is such a good movie
[–]RavenWudgieRose3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was subscribed to r/giraffesdontexist but now I'm having second thoughts...
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[–]lydia993FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao I remember the way he used to say “mototo”.
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