More additons to the original ( Scrote Tropes Decoded)

Not an exhaustive list. Please add your favorite zingers in the comments:

Part I: https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lu41gu/scrote_tropes_decoded/

Part II: https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lvk9kp/scrote_tropes_decoded_part_ii/

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· Give me a try, you won’t regret it = you most definitely will! Don’t fall for it

· Loving, Caring, trustworthy, romantic = Love bomber extraordinaire

· Someone really worth spending time with = If you’re not having sex with me, you’re not worth spending time with

· Two truths and a lie = I’m a habitual fibber and you shouldn’t trust anything that comes out of my mouth. In fact I lie so casually, that I think it’s a game.

· Own a successful business/company = probably either a scam/ going bankrupt or involved in some unsavory activities like profiteering off govt contracts, exploiting illegal immigrants or fleecing investors for a cockamamie “tech” start-up

· I was told to add my height / I know you were gonna ask me anyway = his height is his entire personality

· Appreciate an intelligent woman = blue collar worker looking to bag a professional, college educated woman, so he can mooch off her success

· Competitive about everything = doesn’t see you as a partner, thinks you’re an opponent he has to “beat” You can never win; - his ego depends on it.

· Recently moved = wants you to be his welcome & introduction committee. Will dump you though as soon as he is “integrated” thanks to you, because now that he knows the lay of the land- he can seek “ better opportunities.” He’s looking for a build-a-man chick.

· Great listener = b/c he has nothing to say. Expects you to carry the conversation, while he nods and pretends to listen while daydreaming about fucking you

· Looking for someone to settle with = I’m settling with whoever will put up with my BS, b/c I’m so tired of rejection from women out of my league. I’m a lonely outcast in my social circle b/c everyone around me is already married.

· Your mother would approve = Charming, but manipulative, underhanded & self-centered bastard who’s looking to take advantage of you while still maintaining his reputation as a “good chap.” You will be constantly infuriated about how nothing sticks to this Teflon Veneer of “respectability” while he screws people over left and right. ( Think Jared Kushner)

· Friendly neighborhood “ anything” = he’s a perv & pedo

· Sucker for = will drool like a dog who can’t control his impulses

· Free soul/free spirit/ Live in the moment = falls in and out of love at the turn of a dime, love bomber who promises amazingly intimate sex but disappears like a ghost in the morning

· Eclectic/Unique = awkward and maladjusted, probably has Tourette’s and wears funny socks. Has more than his fair share of annoying quirks and random objects in his pockets. Would forget his head, if it wasn’t attached to his body.

· Meet unique people = his favorite place is SNL’s Stefon’s Depraved Dungeon of Degenerates. He collects them like curiosities to brag about, NOT b/c he sees them as real human beings

· Sapiosexual = gets off on tricking otherwise smart & accomplished women into devaluing themselves by doing stupid pick-me things which are destructive to their lives, health and well-being

· History buff = often wears a too-tight of a sweater vest & bow-tie. Has specific obsession on military, civil war and colonial history. Secretly ( or not so secretly) loves the patriarchy, is nostalgic for old "traditions" that opressed women and glorifies old institutions that perpetuate male privilege.

· Good Convo = conversational skills are that of a drunk frat boy

· Not looking to put a label = expert hot-cold manipulator; his constant ambiguity about the “relationship” will drive you to insanity and cause you to question your self-worth

· I still believe there are good people out there = got so much baggage, a tractor –trailer couldn’t haul all of it

· Limited time offer/ Money-back guarantee = will waste your time but also rush & pressure you into things you don’t really feel comfortable with

· Stimulating conversation = wants phone sex or sexting

· Nobody’s perfect = please ignore my copious and glaring flaws, while I criticize every inch of you to death

· Always looking for a challenge = I spend all my energy chasing tail, and once I get it, its game over and I now need another tail to chase.

· Funny, charming & caring = Slimy weasel. A whiny, clingy wussy boi who wants a big momma to latch onto, to dominate him

· Adventure seeker/ Adrenaline Junkie = I’m so dead inside ( from porn and mind-numbing job) that it takes next-level abominable kink & dangerous situations to get my blood pumping

· Surprise me = I have no imagination & am not willing to put any work into being original; wants for women to fawn over him and entertain him

· Someone on the same level = expect you to be a mind-reader and lower your standards to his level of stupidity

· Locked and loaded =trigger happy, shoot-first, inquire later cowboy. Just here to spray and pray

· Cerebral = detached and emotionally unavailable

· Minimalist = poor, will shame you for being a gold digger for wanting to have a comfortable life and owning nice things ( that you paid for)

· Peaceful/ mindful = avoidant passive-aggressive, who doesn’t like talking and will constantly ask you to be “quiet.” Thinks that if you need anything from him other than sex you are “intruding” into his “quiet zone” and disturbing his “peace.”

· Career oriented = will blow-off our dates at the last minute b/c of a “presentation” I have to do for work. Inexplicably always staying late at work. Will expect your career to take a back-seat in favor of household duties, so that his can succeed. Will want you to change jobs and move to his city, or put him through Med/Law school

· Ping-pong = I still live off my college glory. Still think Beer Pong is the best party game.

· Looking to stimulate your/mine brain = while brain is the most important sex organ, this guy will bring up things from the deepest, darkest recesses of his deranged mind that will make your blood curdle. Will put Marquis de Sade to shame with his depravity

· Looking for the next chapter of my life = I’ve screwed up and failed miserably at everything I’ve done so far. Please help me dig myself out of the ditch that I've fallen into.