This is a post alluding to Daniel Sloss's book called - : "Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die: And Other Comforting Thoughts on Family, Friends, Sex, Love, and More Things That Ruin Your Life"

To the ladies who aren't aware, Like I wasn't, before I picked the book - He is a stand-up Comedian by profession and this book just alludes to all the facts the FDS constantly swears by.

  1. OLD IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME: He directly goes on to say that, old is a method of hooking up and mostly having a one-night stand. It is close to impossible to find a person worth your time and commitment. It is wild to think so that a man there would really want anything other than that.
  2. TRUE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IS A RATHER DIFFICULT COMBINATION TO ACHIEVE- He goes on to say that he is friends with an amazing woman who he already had slept with and has no intention of EVER marrying. He talks about how his father thinks this "best-friend" of his, he has strung along for years would end up being his wife but he denies it so clearly that it made me feel so embarrassed for this woman because it was like getting rejected. I'll skip through all the time he fucks her over and probably uses her for emotional support and as all time helpline.
  3. DO NOT DO A MAN'S WORK FOR HIM- He might be a stand-up comedian but He straight up confesses that He wants to be the one who buys the ring and go down on one knee of his future wife. This is a man's domain and sure as hell, if the man ain't doing it, he ain't the one.
  4. NO MAN/PERSON CAN FILL THE HOLE INSIDE YOUR CHEST - If you feel lonely with yourself, you need help. Cultivate yourself, show that love you have to yourself. Become a HVW and LIVE your life like a fcking main-character!
  5. MEN KNOW WHO THEY WANT TO COMMIT TO AND WILL SHOW UP IF THEY ARE A HVM: In sharp contrast to his girl---friend who probably got the worst end of the deal. Men know what they want, and if they see it, they'll make sure you know. Realize your worth, ladies. Keep vetting and stop settling.
  6. MEN AREN'T BABIES, THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE DOING: Next time you think about giving a man, the benefit of doubt, leave. (He brought a girl (for sex ofc) over to his "best friend's" house a day after they had sex and then she had to sit him down and explain to him, why that was wrong) Men are perfectly self-aware, and are just looking to test your limits. Put a full stop to these kind of relationships.

Thanks to fds, Women like us are able to a certain degree screen out LVM out of your lives. Please, Remember you worth ladies! We are all rooting for you!