LPT: if you have iMessages synced to your Mac they will not block incoming texts from your blocked contacts on your iPhone. Reminder to BLOCK/DELETE in both places (or un-sync iMessages from Mac).

I wfh and primarily use my company laptop for every day use (FYI I keep separate Google profiles for work/personal and don't do anything stupid online) I noticed my green Messages app kept popping up on my Mac bc I had iMessages synced, so I went to unlink them and was assessing the damage (which private texts were showing up on my company Mac - I got a new computer recently and didn't realize Messages got linked when I signed into my AppleID) and noticed some texts...

Turns out! A bunch of scrotes messaged me over Thanksgiving and I never saw them come in 😂👌🏻👏🏻🥰

The texts range in such poetic verse from:

"Happy thanksgiving" "Do u remember me"

...to the simple, yet poignant

"Hey" "[insert gif of a turkey]"

🤡🤡🤡🤡

Now I can see these and lmfao but rest-assured these little sh1t-giblets disguised as holiday check-ins would have distracted me from having an otherwise splendid Thanksgiving day with my family and, had I been caught up in texting with a man-sized toddler with the self-awareness of an over-boiled yam, could have potentially ruined my fantastic pecan pie 💅🏻

Feeling grateful for my past self who blocked/deleted and protected herself!! Keep up the good work ladies and protect your future self from scrotery!

Love you, ladies 💋