Almost got #metoo'd

IoSonCalaf · 2018-01-07T15:13:41+00:00

Fatty just itching for victim status.

jkarovskaya · 2018-01-07T15:46:58+00:00

Just don't engage with women at work about ANYTHING but saying good morning, or business topics when you HAVE TO

If you don't have to talk to them, or be around them, leave the area.

If you're in meetings with women try to sit away from them.

YOu learned the hard way, never touch them, and never talk about anything with them!

Don't drop your guard and start thinking some of them are OK, and tell them about your life, your dating, your friends, your family.

DO NOT GIVE OUT ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION

DO NOT GO TO LUNCH WITH THEM< except if you have to, and it's in a group.

Don't go on a business trip with a woman, that is a rat trap ready to snap on you

EVERY WORD you say will be repeated and discussed around the office if it's remotely of interest.

learn to be a gray rock. Silent. Out of touch.

Soon the women in your office will learn you are not interested, not talking, and they'll finally learn to ignore you, and that's what you need to do if you want to keep your job.

Blix_the_Goblin · 2018-01-07T15:36:28+00:00

I got yelled at by a female coworker for accidentally bumping into her, my arm brushing against her breast.

"Don't you EVER push up against me like that!"

Um, okay...

LJHova · 2018-01-07T18:18:00+00:00

Never touch a woman for any reason. They are all autistic and don't understand basic human decency. Keep your hands to yourself, but in view (don't want be accused of some Louis C.K. action), at all times around women. Also, avoid this woman now COMPLETELY. Say nothing to her, even if she talks to you first. Only communicate about business-related topics when it is absolutely necessary and try to do so via email only if at all possible. When I interact with women at work, I give them more than arm's length of personal space.

FUCK_REDDIT_22 · 2018-01-07T15:15:44+00:00

Her friends at the bar they stalk men at spent the weekend convincing her to get her payday probably. You may want to take a picture of one of your male friends in to work on Monday and show him off as your boyfriend so they think you swing the other way.

nosoupforyou · 2018-01-07T17:40:19+00:00

Physical contact lasted all of 1/2 a second. I didn't even think about it, I just do it to all my coworkers.

This isn't necessarily about #metoo. I'm a guy and I hate when people make physical contact with me, especially if I'm focused and trying to work. It totally disrupts my concentration.

Dunno the situation really but if she literally jumped, it sounds like she was surprised.

But her being a woman, she'll probably be vindictive.

I once tried to get past a group of chatting women who were hogging the entire exit from the department area we were in. Just had the one exit for the entire quarter of the floor going to the center. I asked them to let me thru but they were chatting so loud they couldn't hear me. I ended up saying loudly "excuse me please don't block the exit" and they finally let me through, but quite angrily, as if I'd been really rude. I didn't know it, but at least one of the women targeted me with vengeance for it, and told one of my coworkers that I'd made insulting statements about him to the boss. I heard about it later from him, but he believed her and refused to even tell me what I'd supposedly said.

Just find a new job where there are no women.

JStheHammer · 2018-01-07T14:54:49+00:00

You are done there.

Baldrbaldr · 2018-01-07T17:10:15+00:00

Get out fast

Joel928 · 2018-01-07T21:01:47+00:00

FYI - fat chicks are FUCKING CRAZY.

For a brief moment, just try to imagine the batshit rationalizations that loop maddeningly in their head when they stagger out of the shower and look in the fucking mirror at the enormous steaming turd that is THEIR ENTIRE BODY.

mechdemon · 2018-01-07T18:21:22+00:00

At this point, it's probably easier to just pretend to be gay.

Israfelll · 2018-01-07T17:17:35+00:00

Be professionally polite but curt. Good morning etc. No banter, no small talk focus on your work and excel at it. Do not talk about your personal life at all, only engage them when it is job related and needs to be done to accomplish your task. Do not volunteer mentoring or assistance. Do not be alone with them under any circumstance.

Teal854 · 2018-01-07T18:22:52+00:00

My co workers and boss are all male, it is fucking awesome.

Coluphid · 2018-01-07T18:56:02+00:00

300lbs

Red flag right there. Obesity is a mental illness, sad to say. And where there is one there will be others.

Couple that with a woman having to deal with the existential failure of being unattractive and society's protection of same, these are people to be avoided.

danielg123789 · 2018-01-07T18:24:40+00:00

How dare you say good morning and touch her shoulder, why did you rape her like that?

In all seriousness though be very careful around female co workers in the future especially the fat ones. Their so unhappy with their own lives (and its men's fault), that they will look for any excuse to ruin yours too.

AntiAbleism · 2018-01-07T18:37:31+00:00

I love being a independent contractor.

maelggo · 2018-01-07T19:57:19+00:00

Yep, quit this job. If they ask why tell them it's because of her and that incident. But quit before they fire you.

Cute coworker of mine kept insisting that I come to her office (1 ground lower) instead of communicating via chat/email when she needed something. I made sure that if she really wants to meet face to face, she'll have to come to my desk where MY coworker could testify that I'm not trying anything with her. Sure enough, she came twice, and both times she didn't have anything to say or ask, so that was a trap of some sort. I know she has a BF as well because a dumbass coworker tried to hit on her.

LJHova · 2018-01-07T18:13:35+00:00

That's a very strange reaction. Usually when i enter the office i make my rounds and tap all my co-workers on the shoulder or tickle them in the side to say good morning.

2018-01-07T18:56:30+00:00

Don't make physical contact with female colleagues other than a handshake when first meeting.

Physical contact has no upsides and potentially destructive downsides.

milehighnickolai · 2018-01-07T19:43:24+00:00

Best to avoid women in the work place as much as possible without damaging your career trajectory - especially when it comes to the unstable femi-nazis. Take pleasure in knowing that feminism was established so as to give unattractive women easier access to mainstream society. Land whale probably wore out the batteries on her vibrator before getting off that morning and was all salty about it.

2018-01-07T20:42:22+00:00

She freaked the fuck out. She literally jumped (idk how the woman is 5'2 and ~300lbs.) and launched into a tirade about not touching her for like 30 seconds. I looked like a deer in a head light because I hadn't processed that I had even touched her.

Why can't we just send these bitches to the asylum already?

told me to be careful around female employees. Duly noted.

Because they are there to drain the companies resources, time and money.

I think I'm going to look for a new job just in case.

Not a bad idea. I wonder how many companies will notice men just leaving their jobs or just moving on to another without any care for the company in question. At what point does your business just go 'kaput' because all the dudes just said...'fuck it. I'm going home.'

chadchaddingtonIV · 2018-01-08T11:17:25+00:00

Find a way to complain to HR about her before she complains about you. Civilized adults don't spend 30 seconds berating someone over a 1/2 second tap on the shoulder. She is creating a hostile work environment and you can't work with people like this.

danielg123789 · 2018-01-08T00:33:10+00:00

Legend has it that on his way home from work that night,he heard a loud screech from behind him. He turned round and a large land whale was waddling towards him,it was screeching and snarling "PATRIARCHY PATRIARCHY",the earth shook with every step it took, until it was upon him,he whipped out his MGTOW Bible, tapped her on the shoulder and said good night, she screamed and snarled,turned round and bolted the other way screaming, "RAPE, RAPE". Later on that night it posted on twitter saying "Got sexually assaulted at work today #metoo" no one knows what became of the land whale after this tragic event, but it Is said she would wake up every night sweating and snarling,after nightmares of that terrible night when she got touched on the shoulder.

cwilfried · 2018-01-08T06:54:09+00:00

Your supervisor know the game... and he doesn't play it.

fuu999 · 2018-01-07T20:04:11+00:00

life is difficult with women nowadays if you are not from the elected few

TheHandsomeMF · 2018-01-07T20:43:30+00:00

5'2/300lbs? Is that shit possible? Man you need to show me a picture so I can understand what we are talking about over here. Can she walk?

Itisforsexy · 2018-01-07T21:55:56+00:00

She's 300 lbs.

Guaranteed to be a SJW at this point. Avoid ugly girls like the plague. Hot girls in the workplace are still dangerous, but they might not fuck you over because they have hope through their beauty. Fatties have no hope. Destroying successful men's lives is the only plan they have.

relevantretriever · 2018-01-07T23:44:08+00:00

You’re lucky you have a cool supervisor. Watch his back and he’ll watch yours. Keep a 5’ radius around women.

Zefirez · 2018-01-07T23:47:42+00:00

Dude, seriously wtf is wrong with you?!

A 300 pound hogbeast is in your vincitity and you not only willingly approach it but touch it? Be glad it just thrashed about howling and didn't try to bite it off and eat it!

Basic animal safety rules bro!

PabloEscoba · 2018-01-08T00:21:28+00:00

You groped her dude. Now ur in trouble

based_meme · 2018-01-08T06:23:36+00:00

I stopped reading at 5'2", 300 lbs......

....puked my dinner, then continued reading.

2018-01-08T06:43:50+00:00

She's likely jealous because chad doesn't want to touch her fat rolls.

rationalthought314 · 2018-01-08T09:19:23+00:00

had she been hot and fucking the manager she might have got you fired. Fat ugly chicks desperately want a #metoo so they can show that men actually desire them but far fewer people even women are going to believe them

2018-01-07T18:55:19+00:00

Live and learn.

the_unseen_one · 2018-01-07T19:36:13+00:00

Yeah, it's tough to try to constantly watch your behavior for the slightest "misconduct" around women when it's completely unnecessary around men. Best way is to just try to work in a job with few to no women if you can.

xcross69 · 2018-01-07T19:53:42+00:00

Meanwhile some of them touch you at any chance they have...

cleats4u · 2018-01-07T22:36:02+00:00

And especially don't smile at or touch cute women in front of fat women. They will report you for that too. The good looking women letting the fatties get away with this behavior has fucked it up for them too. And today there are a whole more fat ones!

LovePeace3000Angels · 2018-01-08T03:06:55+00:00

rofl. fatty

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-01-08T03:11:06+00:00

I work with women that are real huggy towards me. I joke around with them and say I’m not a hugger, which is why I believe they think it’s funny to hug me. I don’t mind it because my wife is like that towards people, real friendly and outgoing. But.......every time they hug me, I never hug back. I pull my arms back above my head so no one can say I touched them inappropriately. Can’t f’n say I touched them if my hands are above my head.

frikabg · 2018-01-08T03:15:19+00:00

I am trying to think of a reason why i would react the way she did and to be honest i can't! The most extrema cases would be if your hand is dripping with acid but in that situation i would be more focused on getting the fuck away from you and stripping down the area you touched (no time for shouting) or your hand being radio active at which point i would be more focused on getting the fuck away. I would stay and start shouting for 30 seconds except i wouldn't want to risk my life in those 2 situations other then that i don't think there is anything you can do to me by placing your hand on my shoulder which will make me react like that... OHH wait! If i am mental nutcase i would!

MYSTERY SOLVED!

marqdesad · 2018-01-08T03:39:54+00:00

I have an idea. Don't fucking touch people when you greet them. No one wants your disgusting cheetoh dust fingers on them and it doesn't matter how long it lasts.

ultrasuperthrowaway · 2018-01-08T04:58:14+00:00

You will be walked out of there within a week

DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE even men at all ever

And if someone touches YOU you must sue for millions end of story

This is he world now

Title	Almost got #metoo'd
Author	-RubiconPONR-
Upvotes	169
Comments	87
Date	January 7, 2018 2:53 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7oqyb2/almost_got_metood/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/almost-got-metood.610938 https://theredarchive.com/post/610938

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