Apple Juice Guy.

Brotherlouie100 · 2018-04-02T08:43:01+00:00

But, but, the apple juice guy, doesn't get my juices flowing.

Paladin2903 · 2018-04-02T10:02:58+00:00

Believe me....apple juice guy won’t win this game. She’ll be banging the ex-boyfriend again, and will always be thinking about him.

When a girl doesn’t want the relationship to end, her subconscious mind will never forget about him.

SmigSays · 2018-04-02T08:57:04+00:00

Hey woman. Get your own apple juice.

mrk68 · 2018-04-02T09:09:47+00:00

I always get a good lol everytime a female uses the word “ladies” as if its still a time in history when females had some class or dignity.

GamingYourMom · 2018-04-02T09:52:38+00:00

She just thinks, "What can he DO FOR ME?"

davisyoung · 2018-04-02T09:49:22+00:00

Cause a guy you've known for a week thinks he can bang you by bringing over apple juice?

SirOsric · 2018-04-02T10:53:33+00:00

26.1k retweets. 110k likes. Universal acclaim

AwfulAim · 2018-04-02T10:14:23+00:00

100% sure she fucks on the first date and doesnt understand why guys dont stick around

Alpha_Widow_Maker · 2018-04-02T10:47:27+00:00

“He’s such a good friend. I don’t want to mess that up and complicate things!”

didiflex · 2018-04-02T10:15:37+00:00

You bf has been banging you for 4 years, apple juice guy is hoping to get in your panties so he tries, this is the reason why i dont believe relationships can last as eventually they get stale, boring

CodeOverflow · 2018-04-02T11:35:15+00:00

The hamster is working overtime.

So the guy that ignores you gets to fuck you, and the guy that doesn't is "such a nice friend".

And she complains that he ignores her. Ofc he does, it's the guy that ignores that you give ass to.

CrackingYs · 2018-04-02T12:34:39+00:00

She isn’t actually complaining, she’s bragging to her friends about finding a new drooling simp she manipulate into buying things for her. And she knows her beta boyfriend will read it and get jealous. And because she knows he’s a beta instead of dumping this cunt immediately he will just buy more stuff for her to compete. These two blue pill cucks are being played.

abaxeron · 2018-04-02T11:21:59+00:00

Another reason not to do anything for a woman. She'll take it as a permission to cheat or dump.

TheGamerShaggy · 2018-04-02T15:00:44+00:00

I'm a simple man. I see post, I click on post, I read post, and I wonder 'What the fuck do you need apple juice at 9:30PM for?'

WhistlingAlong · 2018-04-02T12:45:28+00:00

Her face photo is not tilted enough. Needs more tilt.

BachelorInc · 2018-04-02T13:10:33+00:00

The fact that she was BEGGING for a mere text from the 4 yr bf speaks volumes.

26.1K Retweets 110K Likes - Behold, the wisdom of the modern THOT! How to get APPLE JUICE!

2018-04-02T13:17:32+00:00

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MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-04-02T16:23:58+00:00

Duck face and all. She's already hopping on juices dick.

ManIsWalking · 2018-04-02T16:52:44+00:00

Wtf, you can't get your lazy ass up and take care of your own shit? Immature cunt.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-04-02T17:07:11+00:00

This is retarded virtual signaling. We know, SHE knows that she's not going to stop dating Chad who gives her "MUH TINGLES" for beta Apple juice guy. Hell, if her boyfriend acted like Apple juice guy, she wouldn't be interested in him.

mansplainingexpert · 2018-04-02T10:57:47+00:00

I bet $100 that she did not put out, yet. Or never will because that guy is just orbiting....

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-04-02T12:02:23+00:00

Of course she loves what is being done for her. So now there is the dilemma. The guy who is strong and the one who’s a simp. Who’s the right one? To my knowledge strength always tops service quality. The life of a woman is designed by the constant fear of losing supplies. Only the strong survive....

AntiAbleism · 2018-04-02T17:41:14+00:00

They need their orbiters.

2018-04-02T18:15:28+00:00

Boyfriend ignores her and apple juice guys gives her a shoulder to cry on. Meanwhile when the boyfriend gets bored and decides to fuck the shit out of her then apple juice guy is left with no shoulder to cry on and men are supposed to be bad?? Women are the worst. They will string along any man they deem not worthy enough for sex while he is hoping to get some. Sickening.

UnimatrixBinary · 2018-04-02T12:54:52+00:00

The apple juice guy wants her hole, he will also stop caring after getting it. So obvious yet she pretends it's disinterested kindness lol.

hi-i-like-coding · 2018-04-02T13:00:47+00:00

Apple Juice guy would get just as frustrated with her stupid bullshit in no time, and the bitch will have yet another guy who doesn't pay any attention to her. Women are fucking stupid.

JohnOrange2112 · 2018-04-02T13:07:37+00:00

She sees it as an indicator of things to come. Apple juice now, a $10K ring later, a $250K unnecessary home remodel a while after that.

Idras_Hairline · 2018-04-02T13:18:22+00:00

Begging for the T

Guy must be a legend

faggaren · 2018-04-02T13:56:15+00:00

Watch that whore goto a club and get a drink within 5 minutes of meeting a guy.

Then tweet about: LADIES GET YOURSELF A COSMO GUY

SuperPCUserName · 2018-04-02T14:36:52+00:00

The fact that she would literally or jokingly give up her relationship of 4 years is sickening. All over a lack of a text and some dude bringing her apple juice.

Modern women in a nutshell.

Afab67 · 2018-04-02T14:45:43+00:00

Today its apple juice. Soon it'll be a car.

pilaf22 · 2018-04-02T14:58:19+00:00

*Apple Juice Simp

Driveshack · 2018-04-02T15:22:13+00:00

One wants to get laid, one knows it wont happen.

Docbear64 · 2018-04-02T15:30:06+00:00

The apple juice guy whose name she didn't even care to learn is a better partner to her than the boyfriend she chose and begs to spend time with ?

Women love throwing that bait out to the simps and they gobble it right up " I'll be your Apple Juice guy ladies , I'll get you so much apple juice AND text you!!!!"

SlowJellyfish1 · 2018-04-02T16:17:16+00:00

Translation: "ladies, you gals need to get a beta orbiter. When your boyfriend of four years decides to leave you, or doesn't worship the ground that you walk on because you bring nothing of value to the relationship other than 'vagina'; get a beta orbiter. It's provides validation and makes you feel better..." (she then quietly goes back to banging ex-boyfriend 1 month later.. while soy boy.. I mean, apple juice guy is crying to himself saying, 'so close, to vajayjay.... I need to be faster at bringing the apple juice...If only, I was faster!!!')

-real story

Yehoshua_Benaiah · 2018-04-02T16:17:56+00:00

I'm guessing the "apple juice guy" is a simp. A blue pill guy whom she'd never be interested in, but who did something that she always wanted her ex-boyfriend to do. I'm sure, if her ex texted her back tomorrow then she'd hop on back to him. Just goes to show, women just cannot give up on what they perceive to be "alpha". No matter how many blue pill simps buy this woman apple juice. There's only one man she really wants to give her pussy juice to.

balancedben · 2018-04-02T16:24:20+00:00

JohnPerera · 2018-04-02T16:59:29+00:00

Dont believe what bitches say, just see what they do. This is more likely the bitch will keep begging the cock of her BF, and the apple juice simp will be frienzoned.

TheRedPilla · 2018-04-02T17:56:58+00:00

Apple juice zone

Cosmohig · 2018-04-02T18:26:57+00:00

He brought you Apple juice at 9:30 pm because he wanted some ass.

knrk916 · 2018-04-02T19:36:52+00:00

the common misconception that women have is that apple juice guy is, in fact, apple juice guy because of some innate quality that sets him apart from other men. when in fact, apple juice guy is apple juice guy because he wants to fuck you.

Dargalo04 · 2018-04-02T19:53:11+00:00

Soy boy and now apple juice guy. Females know how to degrade betas with subtle names that goes right into someone's feels. I pity the ones still asleep .

SovereignSoul76 · 2018-04-02T20:46:44+00:00

Skittles guy > Juice guy

DeshawnTetrah · 2018-04-02T20:56:22+00:00

Clown ass

hardtostarboard2016 · 2018-04-02T21:03:05+00:00

Apple juice guy? Sounds like Daddy. What is she, 4?

iamlikethewindbaby · 2018-04-02T21:17:21+00:00

I'm am apple juice guy in that so drink a lot of Apple juice.

LeafFan1990 · 2018-04-02T21:17:29+00:00

Apple juice guy is a simp, don't be a simp

whitegirl1011 · 2018-04-02T22:55:54+00:00

I’m a woman, and I completely agree with the majority of these comments. Women are trash too

heavywepsguy · 2018-04-02T23:17:56+00:00

If you had to engage with these cunts, don't be the apple juice guy, be the skittles man.

Cest7 · 2018-04-02T23:26:12+00:00

...Like a milkman...?

Cashews4U · 2018-04-02T23:55:41+00:00

Dating is SO HARD.

Imagine the absolute pain you go through waiting for that elusive text back after 10minutes. The horror!

maggot_brain79 · 2018-04-03T00:21:09+00:00

Ah, the common Ohio Thot. I'm familiar with this species.

strwbrry_flvrd_dth · 2018-04-03T00:26:55+00:00

She'll use that same apple juice to wash her boyfriend's cum out of her mouth, while apple juice guy jacks off thinking about how nice her hair smells. Pathetic.

laptopdragon · 2018-04-03T01:28:29+00:00

what happened to the women who knew how to make apple juice?

guys: "don't ever fall for any females who don't know how to make their own apple juice".

Shyinso · 2018-04-03T00:34:33+00:00

I had to beg my boyfriend of four years for a text back.

Let's examine context, of which she left none. Maybe he was working, or asleep, getting ready to go to work in the morning, like most men do. Only reason she gives a single fuck about Apple juice guy is because he's convenient.

saaralgris · 2018-04-02T12:24:46+00:00

McCala, I'm willing to bet that you continuously work your boyfriend's last nerves, hence you having to BEG for the little things.

Apple Juice Guy.

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DUH.

Title	Apple Juice Guy.
Author	CasketCadaver
Upvotes	258
Comments	109
Date	April 2, 2018 8:33 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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