Awesome steak.

Had a date last Friday.

She is 27, a former model and still ridiculously hot, a lot like a brunette Scarlett Johansson before she had kids. Well, hot on the outside. Actually... Nope. Scratch that. Hot on top of her makeup but she does have an amazing body.

We met at a park 3 weeks ago, we were both running and stopped for water at the same place. Since then we had been texting and waiting for our busy schedules to line up for a date.

Last Friday we had our date. She invited me to her place and we hung out and talked, made out a little and then I got her to come out for dinner with me. At this point she seemed really cool, I liked her a lot. Great person, absolutely stunningly gorgeous, successful in business and genuinely pleasant to be with.

So we go to a restaurant right across from the beach on a sunny evening, sitting in the shade on the outdoor patio and it was great at first.

Keep in mind she knows I asked her out and I'm planning on paying.

The waiter shows up. He's good at his job, he's friendly, personable, professional and on point.

She orders 4 appetizers, San Pellegrino sparkling water and a glass of wine. And as the dinner is going, she hardly eats anything she ordered but she does drink her glass of wine. And then another glass. And another. And another.... And then two more. And another bottle of San Pellegrino.

She starts getting extra friendly talking to the waiter, is making mildly inappropriate jokes. He's not responding to her jokes like she wants him to. She wants his attention, his attraction and starts pushing it further -its now to the point that she's flirting with him. And I'm sitting right there and I'm going to let it all happen. The waiter is looking at me like "what the hell is wrong with her?" And I give him the "EVERYTHING is wrong with her look".

I was having a salad to start. Because hey, I just like salad. And I don't drink.

So anyways she's getting pretty drunk and is so loud that other people eating are looking at her with disgust. She loudly announces that she needs to "take a piss"and stumbles over to the bathroom and spends the next ten minutes in there.

The waiter has been serving us for over an hour at this point and is trying to get us to order entrees. It's at this point I tell him that we're going to have seperate bills and I'm only paying for what I'm eating and drinking (salad and a coke).

She comes back from the bathroom and she's washed off her makeup. I'm guessing she threw up because her eyes are somewhat watery. I then see the burst capillaries around her nose... She's a total alcoholic and probably has a drug problem too.

The waiter comes back and asks us what entrees we'd like and I order a New York steak, rare with asparagus and mashed potatoes. She orders a ribeye WELL DONE, with two lobster tails and shrimp!!! That's over $100 just for one plate!

And before the waiter leaves she's flirting with him again, but he still isn't responding to her advances whatsoever and I'm pretending not to notice what a drunken slob of a whore she is.

I excuse myself to use the washroom. On the way to the bathroom, I pay my bill and give the server a good tip too. He tells me he can't believe how awful she is and I let him know this is our first and last date and she's on her own when I'm done eating. I apologize to him for her behaviour -I did bring her there afterall, but, I didn't know she'd be like this.

She talks only about herself, then says some pretty fucking bigoted things about a lot of different people and then tried justifying her views until the food arrives. I'm not even listening to her. But I notice everyone looking angry at her and then looking at me like "why are you with her?"

I eat quickly and the waiter comes back and she's about halfway through and I'm just finishing.

She starts flirting AGAIN and even starts talking about the waiters dick to him... He then says what I already knew about him "ooooh honey... Even if I were straight like him," (referring to me) he continues "I wouldn't be interested"

She's offended by him being gay and not wanting to flirt with her. He wants nothing to do with her but like any man, he's still going to do his job.

So that's when I stand up and tell him that was an awesome steak. And it was. I shake his hand and say"I'm sorry she's so horrible, but hey, hopefully this is the last time either of us ever sees her, right?" And he laughed.

She's upset and confused. She's angry and says "what the fuck does that mean?" Loud enough for everyone to hear.

So I tell her exactly what that means. "I drive an hour to come see you and take you out on a date. You rack up a bill of $240 dollars on appetizers you don't even eat, get wasted on wine, throw up in the bathroom and you then order over $100 on one plate of the most expensive food on the menu -and order a ribeye WELL DONE?!?!... But that's nothing compared to you openly flirting with this guy just trying to do his job and talking about his genitals and guess what? He's GAY and he's not interested in being molested by a drunken slob of a woman like you!! You're flirting with another guy on a first date. You don't get away with that and I'm not putting up with it. After I found out what you're like, I decided to stay because the food is really good and I'm hungry. You're just a dumpster fire I watched for entertainment tonight. And you're going to pay your own bill and find your own way home because I'm settled up with Paul (the server) and I'm outta here."

And she calls me an asshole,a piece of shit and a faggot while I'm putting my jacket on. The manager comes to the table with her bill telling her she has to pay and leave now. -and she doesn't have enough money to pay it, LOL!!!!!

Paul is laughing by the hostess stand with a couple coworkers of his when I'm leaving and he shakes my hand and says "that was savage!!! Ooooh my god, you're a legend!"

I say thank you and give him a $50 tip because I know she won't, I wish him a good night and go my own way.

Sometimes you get to see a person's true colors on the first date. There's no rule saying you have to pay for this bitch.

But goddamn... That steak was perfect. Worth every penny of the $40 it cost me, unlike that bitch who isn't worth even one penny.

She sent me angry texts saying I'm a piece of shit and I should have paid for her and that she hates me. I ignored her of course. She wants attention, so instead of giving her any attention the thing that'll sting more than me explaining what a whore she is or calling her names is to ignore her. And with someone like that... A selfish, narcissistic, racist, sociopathic, drunken slob whose shelf life as "hot" had obviously expired based on her looks without makeup needs a wake up call. You ain't worth anything to me bitch. Not even the two seconds it takes for me to reply to your idiotic messages.

Bloody good steak.

Tldr: went on a date with a really hot girl, she racks up a massive bill, gets wasted on wine and flirts with a server she didn't know was gay. I pay for my food and leave her with a massive bill she can't pay and no ride home.