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[–]Chaos1990 206 points207 points208 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"
Much less, in this case, not free, but still.
[–]Epicalyx246 57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Take this fake gold medal 🏅will get you a real one when I become rich
[–]Poormidlifechoices 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's some fake 💰 to help kickstart your only fans. Remember the rest of us when you're making bank.
[–]Ashontez 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey Rookie. Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
[–]Chaos1990 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Metaphorically, yes.
[–]Cursedwithknowing 160 points161 points162 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Boom. Women angry at others for the consequences of their own behavior.
[–]analogic-microwave 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember. It's always man's fault /s
[–]osiris_89 28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hamster wheel go brrrr
[–]ffyouredditffyou 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I can't wrap my head around this? Also, How tf do they expect an apology from us for the shit that they did to us? And are ready to administer the indefinite silent treatment to us. Women suck! Big time!!!
[–]Judas_priest_is_life 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait, the silent treatment is a punishment?
[–]Comprehensive_Bus525 135 points136 points137 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
“Don’t judge me!”
I won’t but I can determine I don’t want to be associated with you.
[–]BobbingForBunions 89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I've never heard a man say this unless it's to poke fun at it.
It's a ridiculous demand. Of course I'm going to judge her. I judge people all the time.
If we don't form opinions about people based on their actions, decisions, and ultimately their character, how can we decide who to spend time with and who to avoid.
"Don't judge me!"
What an asinine thing to say. lol
[–]Comprehensive_Bus525 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I 100% agree. For this THOT, it’s a one-time judgement of choosing not to let her pollute my life.
If I’m ashamed of my behavior, I fix the behavior.
What kind of a-hole would I be if I didn’t fear repercussions?
[–]osiris_89 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'd be a woman.
[–]Stahlboden 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Judging for being born a certain way is immoral. Judging for doing conscious, deliberate actions is a fair game and is exactly what judging was invented for.
[–]topchef808 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is perhaps the most concise rebuttal to "Don't judge me" that I've ever heard
[–]geo_gan 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When they say “don’t judge” it really means “how dare you judge!!”
[–]Coslin 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't understand how the word "judge" was twisted to such animosity. Everyone, *EVERYONE*, judges everyone else every single day. It's part of our fight or flight response system. It's part of our reproduction response system. It's completely normal.
The whole, don't judge a book by it's cover, BS? Fuck ya I'm going to judge the book by it's cover. If the cover is not appealing to me, I'm not picking up the book. Period. How is this a bad thing? Both sexes do it. All day, every day.
The world is fucked.
[–]roflcopt0rz_returns 100 points101 points102 points 5 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
“I google big boobs and get 2 billion results.”
[–]Curious_Oogway 67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I still don’t understand this phenomenon. Maybe I am too old for this new generation shit, but why would one pay even 1$ for something, which is available for free in abundance??? 🤦♂️
[–]micelli_illuminatti[S] 63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's because of the rise of the simps. The ones that absolutely must feel a bond to a girl. If it's free, then they think it's worthless. If they pay a little for it and have some interaction with the onlyfans woman, then they feel some sense of ownership. It's messed up and stupid. But hey, they don't make men like they used to and without MGTOW, most can be simps in a flash.
[–]Curious_Oogway 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
So if they pay, do the OF girls actually talk to them?
[–]micelli_illuminatti[S] 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not really. They just patronize the simps to make them think they're somebody.
[–]thisiswhyicant 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It depends - I’ve have a couple FWBs that have OF accounts and they will talk with dudes, as long as they are getting paid. You can set the price, but every message someone sends to a girl on there cost money apparently. I’m not sure on the specifics, but one of my FWBs made 300$ off a dude in less than a week just by sending messages back and forth. Like not even nudes or anything, just conversation. I’ve read a couple of the conversations and it seems like the dudes are fantasizing about being in a relationship with the girl.
[–]Curious_Oogway 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol...he paid 300$ for wasting his time, and you (the Chad) are doing her for free. 😂
[–]geo_gan 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps really need to learn this. As you are being taken advantage of, manipulated, milked for money, she is making fun of you behind your back to anyone who wants to know, usually the Chad who she is actually with.
[–]bfte2 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The same losers who call you an incel.... Meanwhile we get this for free.
[–]coffeemancan 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like the guys who regularly pay to watch cam girls, that girl next door sort of idea. If they spend enough time messaging these woman and simping for them, they think they're eventually going to get into the good graces of the woman, and she's going to see their golden personality and start caring for them too. But of course those woman would never be caught dead with those idiots that pay for them, so they actually make it harder for them to ever get a woman like that.
[–]Adawk91 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
gone wild sub
[–]Stahlboden 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weak, sexually desperate men do it because it gives them an illusion of getting some form of relationship with a real girl.
[–]fgfvvg 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even I don't understand thing generation and I'm genz
[–]RedditSucksss1 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
It's getting hella saturated right now. I see plenty of hot chicks posting on the nsfw reddit and they literally have to beg in every other post or give a 50% off bs sale to sell there OF.
[–]TrueProfessor 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Supply and demand. Only the most top tier women now make any money on onlyfans. Everyone else is selling their bodies for basically nothing in the hopes of one day making it big. Facts are that you need to already have some sort of digital presence online to have a successful account.
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[–]TrueProfessor 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's still very specific and has a niche market that cannot support 99 percent of people on that site.
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[–]TrueProfessor 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah for sure lol
[–]isshindoutai117 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup, and most women - being women - are absolutely awful at any attempts at marketing. In East Asian countries like Japan onlyfans etc isn't a thing really (whoring yourself out is EXTREMELY looked down on here), yet porn is a massive industry. Market towards the Japanese market and you could easily rake in big bucks. But do they? No because that requires extra skills such as language rather than just having tits and ass.
Similarly they could go the youtube route, post videos racy enough to not get banned but garner interest and gain a following. Type of people looking for porn on youtube are the kinda non-internet savvy suckers who would be easy to rake that onlyfans money on. After you get noticed and get a decent following put a link in your bio to that "stuff to racy to show on youtube" ($20 a month btw). You've now got an army of simps who are invested in you and can finally see you without youtube censorship, queue an influx of new paying subscribers. But of course that requires basic logical thinking.
Not that it's actually quite that easy but with even the most basic common sense marketing tactics you can make yourself stand out, issue is they require additional skills and common sense, neither of which women are known to possess.
[–]TrueProfessor 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True, women lack critical thinking skills as all their brain power is reserved for new ways to fuck over the people in their lives.
[–]topchef808 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is the most brilliant, and based, response I've seen in a long time
[–]micelli_illuminatti[S] 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Right? That's why I shared it. It's awesome!
[–]throwawaygoodvibess 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately I’ve seen it, coming up on like 10 or so times, still love it, but I’m sooo eager to see other similar conversations lol. I have yet to encounter any women in my immediate personal life that has an onlyfans (that I know of...), so I’m quite curious to know how it’s going over with other people
[–]PatnarDannesman 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nor am I going to exclusively invest significant time and money in something that everyone else has had much cheaper use of.
[–]throwawaygoodvibess 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dis.
[–]JordanFirdBird2 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that's the big brain power of economics!
[–]KingMysoFutureHdrx 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s only a dick move when men have standards
[–]fgfvvg 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dick for woman means =smart play
[–]HangZulu 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have 58,008 better things to do with my time!
[–]fatalerror_tw 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Onlyfans shouldn’t even exist. Porn is free EVERYWHERE.
[–]figwhistler 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fact that it's thriving means that there is a demand for it
Let the simps ruin themselves
[–]analogic-microwave 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No smart guy will pay full price for something they can see for garage sale values.
[–]ariverinshetland 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't judge me!!
Oh! I will. I will judge you.
[–]Crusty_Dick 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Do women ever think about their self worth when they start an OnlyFans? Like yea, I'm gonna sell my body and charge 6.99, it's just so degrading in my opinion.
[–]geo_gan 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They don’t think that though, they fall for marketing bullshit maybe coming directly from OF or indirectly through other idiots, about making 50k per month out of it.
[–]Do-ya-like-Baileys 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the fuck would you spend $200 on a date anyways?! Much less a first date, which it sounds like this would be. That guy is actually retarded if he spends that much on dates.
[–]Deeper_Into_Madness 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hoors. All of them.
[–]fatalerror_tw 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ownt
[–]Randallsixx13 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahah
[–]kyledontcare 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't need to judge. It's pretty obvious and self evident.
[–]TerdBrgler 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Epic. Burn.
[–]lightspeed200 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage 😎
[–]SilverGryphon 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
somebody call the burn ward
[–]saahed69 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He could have better said. Why should i pay 200 + spend 3 hours of my time when another man can just pay 6.99 and be done.
[–]Evil_of_Evils 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well there is logical incantation that doesn’t require any further analysis. Thus the residual byproduct of this cataclysmic interaction of opposing forces show that such dialect is sure humorous as well as factual.
-Thesis
[–]Silver-Discipline550 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Keep your $6.99 just saying
[–]SRIOUS_GAMER 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
[–]Fancy-Ad657 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People don't seem to understand that if you price something 6.99$, it becomes a commodity.
The reason why so many products are being sought after is not because of the quality of the product but because of the premium price and uniqueness.
A research paper was done on this and people paid over 900%+ more because of the uniqueness of the product while those products were worse of quality then the commodity version.
So you putting a price of 6.99$ on yourself, you just made your value drop astronomically. Clearly not the smartest in the shed.
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