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[–]Bojof12205 points206 points207 points 5 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
If that’s 8 inches then she must have the worlds shortest arms
[–]prelude1234200048 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Imagine how big her toy is...
[–]Allanlemos45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
If she needs 8 inches, then her toy must be the Grand Canyon.
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[–]DKN313 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What on earth, I’ve done some nasty shit but this takes the medal man
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[–]DKN31 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn
[–]stop_being_so_nosy4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, this is the most fucked up thing I've seen in a while. Thanks I hate it.
[–]sharedisaster1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bro no
[–]Bojof127 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yuck 😭
[–]gtowerthrowaway14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, really.
She's probably just upset that anything less than 12'' is just throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point.
[–]Harbinger-One8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess she must be barely over 3 feet tall...
[–]KaitouNala0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FR scrolled down to comment just as much.
[–]virgilovidson133 points134 points135 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Always a sub-5 with a thousand-cock stare making these cringey comments. Honestly pathetic.
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My friend likes the phrase "five cock mouth"
[–]sharedisaster16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's the ugliest ones that are starved for attention and do this.
[–]Maximum_Afternoon73 points74 points75 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Proportionally, if elbow to just above index finger is 8 inches, then she would be 30 inches tall or 2 foot 6 inches tall.
Since standard counter height is 36 inches, we can easily deduce... that this post is full of shit. The woman is either a liar, or bad at math, take your pick.
[–]CDEDC24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly. Her hand should be about 6 inches so the hair is around 18 inches. The hair is from the top of her head to her nipples; a dick that long will kill her.
[–]Kini420 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not killing her
just fucking and kissing her at the same time...
[–]nosoupforyou10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she's a dwarf living in a proportionally sized home?
[–]nmagod1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
with non-dwarf proportions?
[–]nosoupforyou0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Which non-dwarf proportions?
[–]prdhlt54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
syphilis has finally reached her brain
[–]Rottinghere5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha!
[–]JZSquared0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm surprised the syphilis could find it.
[–]PrestigiousGreen350 points51 points52 points 5 years ago* (17 children) | Copy Link
Ladies in case you're wondering this lady is what a 4 maybe 5 looks like. When we're drunk
[–]CDEDC40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
You must be kidding. She's a 2 at best.
[–]PrestigiousGreen320 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I was being generous
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[–]PrestigiousGreen33 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🎅🎅🎅
[–]MKUltraExtreme32 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao 🤣🤣
[–]f3wl6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think it’s a sad state of affairs that I would give her 3 points because no visible tattoos, odd piercings, and not overweight. Maybe even 4 with make up and if she wasn’t a single mom.
[–]CDEDC9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
4? Even our janitor looks better. 80% of guys could put on a wig and look better than her.
[–]f3wl2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol this is true. I’m just saying how far my standards have fallen because of all the low class behavior of a lot of women
[–]delsystem32exe5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
id say you got to use an imaginary number scale... (sqrt -1)
cause whatever dating future she is looking for is all imaginary. its in her head.
i would say 2i
[–]CDEDC1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The degree of the null polynomial is a good measure of her.
[–]delsystem32exe2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahahahahahaha!!!!! if i had an award/ coins, id give it to you.
[–]Crusty_Dick0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's not even on my pussy radar
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She legit looks like a goblin from LOTR
[–]PhantasyBoy0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s not fat, so that’s enough for at least 4 points these days
[–]MrIGM7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
4 on a good day
[–]PrestigiousGreen36 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And makeup
[–]ronoda125 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 max
[–]psypD31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That is more like 12-15 inches but women are pretty retarded when it comes to lengths and heights.
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're not helping my fear of sex haha
[–]ronoda1221 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that’s 8 inches? What a dumb broad.
[–]Cr0ssedPaths8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And dress sizes never lie either, right?
[–]Lookinginbetween6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's a five head not a forehead!
[–]Lookinginbetween3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She damn near a Clingon!
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha
[–]MKUltraExtreme34 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Looks like Pennywise without the Make-up...
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cannot unsee
[–]MKUltraExtreme30 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep
[–]everydaygreyman1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]GYOWAndy1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks more like a cubit. This ho needs to learn how to use a tape measure or find a porn star to slap "8 inches" across her forehead.
[–]FreshNothingBurger1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's got that Michael Schumacher chin LMAO.
[–]SammySilver091 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This whole time I've been walking around thinking I have an above size 🍆 , but if thats 8 inches then I got like a 3 or 4 incher 😭
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Haha, don't feel bad. Mine is embarrassingly small and I'm 6 ft 5
[–]hankoBreadCrumbs892 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Same, 5-6 inches at best ha but I ain’t scared of the pusssy. That’s the key.
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's performance anxiety. All of my experiences have been awkward and terrible. I'll probably get over it one day.
[–]hankoBreadCrumbs890 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You just got to let your desire for the pussy take over. Talk to every attractive woman you see
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, I'm too logical for that. I know what you mean though, just forget about inhibitions and go for it.
[–]BwatWeater1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Average female shoulder to shoulder length is 14.4 inches. she looks like an average one. The hand isnt extremely bent so they're to a degree in the same plane of distance from the camera. So from the picture i think the length of that hair is around 16-17 inch plus minus a bit. Kinda almost double of her estimation. Need engineering students on this job. Your cue, mates. For whuoarrr's forehead though we'll need scientists with that funky powers stuff.
[–]RedEyeBlackEye11 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch is an ugly sub5,
big ass anvil forehead,
small ass Skittles sized tits,
Shovel shaped jawline,
And probably a flat pancake butt.
Gtfoh
[–]ImAllegory1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that looks like 14-16
[–]plebbitor246011 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her forehead looks like an aircraft carrier.
And her acne represents the landing lights.
[–]Miserable-Lemon1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love how they talk about dick size or height like it was something you can just train to achieve, yet without a shred of irony start screaming the second you tell them to lose weight or look like a woman instead of some round faced troll
Responsibility is a man's game. It's expected of us, not of them.
[–]CopiusMaximus0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats is atleast 13-15 inches
[–]BIG_HUB0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage
[–]Usual_Sir0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We don't need you Tyrone whores
[–]Harbinger-One0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's missing a 1 in front of that 8....
[–]Lurkingnopost0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that is 8 inches then she must be 9 and a half feet tall. The maths is hard.
[–]Rhodesius0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ohrly, so you're telling me your random bundle of hair is a better reference point than this here ruler I have.
Believe all wammins, sir. Reference points are irrelevant in presence of a wammin's word.
[–]JoeLikeSkeet0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She must be 17 inches tall if that’s 8 inches.
[–]Lord_Hatertroll0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I first thought she cut this hair off her forehead. I find women with such foreheads (and there are a LOT) disgusting.
[–]analogic-microwave0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Grandma just won't step out of the huge dick treadmill.
[–]Wild-Win84150 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like Robocop
You're not the first to say that haha
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