Went to this girls house other night. We’re talking and shit, go out for smoke. I go to bathroom, come out and she naked on couch. I approach her and she starts throwing everything on the coffee table at me. Lock myself in bathroom. Bunch of screaming for 10 min. Then it stoped so I went out and went towards the door. Doorbell rings. I open the door and some young 90 pound kid is there. I say who df are you. He says “I came here to get my dick sucked”. I was speechless and ran to my truck where she came out like a ghost and chased my truck down the road. (I was going pretty slow to see how far she’d chase me lmao, good 3 blocks.) Blows up my tinder saying to come back. Midnight today messages me “I know you stole my phone give it back and I’ll do anything or call the cops” Bitch how df did I steal your phone when you blew my phone up when I left. Didn’t respond. So anyways cops just came to my door thirty minutes ago I showed them texts we laughed. Now it’s 4am and I’m bbqing some bacon cheeseburgers.