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[–][deleted] 144 points145 points146 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
I have become immune to the effects of thot pants. The pants are designed to make women look much firmer and tighter than they actually are. I have seen too many fatties wearing them, the illusion has been shattered. Sure, the girl in the photo looks good, she's young, but she can't actually be as hot as those pants make her look. Its a fraud like make-up
[–]MGMOWNow197856 points57 points58 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100% - Those pants hide a multitude of sins (and rolls)
[–]KingZorc57 points58 points59 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yep, same reason why high-waisted pants are now in for women. They hide fat, rolls, and make the figure look more smooth.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Worse part are the jeans that try to hide flat-asses.
[–]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or the fat hanging on the side of their asses when they wear jean thot jeans.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't that too much as long as it doesn't look like filthy cottage cheese droops hanging from out the jeans, if the fat looks like a nice round basketball with some natural fat yet tightness, that's when you know you have some hot legit ass.
[–]Gordon-G11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hide muffin top
[–]123sdf5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's even worse than you think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdUiyilzb6o&t=79s
[–]LogansGun2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly this. They also push the fat rolls down to more favorable areas.
[–]Alekhine8223 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
+1 dude
[–]verynormalsimple13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're ok for workout but the thots that wear them as regular clothes are the equivalent of that cheeto-eater deadbeat that wears sweatpants all day.
[–]weag5l9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They almost always look worse naked.
[–]Gordon-G3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the cellulite is hidden
[–]gaiaisgood3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s not the pants, it’s the pose. She’s flexing her ass.
[–]jamocadyn2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've only seen one woman in real life who looks as good out of those pants as in them...but then again I met her in the gym and she was doing real pull-ups.
Why can't she "be as hot as those pants make her" if she works out on the daily?
[–]berlin_throway128 points129 points130 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They’re getting really desperate with those naked pants.
[–]I-am-the-lul33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like fake-up for your legs to wear.
[–]Careful_Description2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It hides the lumpiness on their lower body.
[–]henvictor98 points99 points100 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Just jerk one off, it's the "champagne of victory". One of my favorite quotes ever.
[–]gerbil_jammer18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Bill burr?
[–]capodonca10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
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[–]gerbil_jammer2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Takes all kinds. I’m married with 2.5 kids (one in the oven), why am I here? I enjoy the community. The message isn’t that far off base and I will encourage my sons (and daughter) that you don’t need anyone to compleat you. To do the things that make them happy, and not work your entire life for someone else.
My uncle was married 25+ years and had 4 kids. His wife never worked, started cheating, took have, left the kids with him and he still had to pay alimony and child support. It’s an eye opener, and I adjusted my life appropriately. 13 page prenup, me and my wife split bills 50/50 and finances are separate. When we got married she had to agree to live debt free, but I don’t tell her what to spend her money on and she doesn’t have a say in what I do with mine.
Is he happy? Is he doing his own thing? Did he do it on his time? As long as he’s good I’m not one to judge.
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[–]gerbil_jammer1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I haven’t. I listened to the joe Rogan one and all of his standup. I enjoyed that he stood up for ck, and how he called the Silverman lady out. I know very little about his wife outside of standup tho.
[–]ThirstySasquatch50 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Leggings/yoga pants are just pushup bra's for the ass.
Why do you think women prefer them over jeans these days? Because of how to makes their asses look better. Jeans tell how good a womans ass is, leggings are just another device that make women more fake. Add it to the list with things like pushup bras, hair extensions, fake tits, fake eyelashes, fake nails, etc.
[–]YungYaboi30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women really think they're more beautiful than men, but 75% of them in my country wouldn't go out on a night looking completely natural & non-decieving.
Oh the irony.
[+]Iwantnicethingstoook-24 points-23 points-22 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So you like men. That's fine but don't hate women just because you like men
[–]YungYaboi31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know I was gonna complain, but it takes actual talent to take something that far out of context.
👏👏👏👏
[–]shammylamby31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Taking those pants off is like opening up a bag of insulation.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what happens when you open a bag of insulation?
[–]MattFoley791 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It fucking explodes... with cellulite.
[–]NickTesla201824 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tag it and bag it.
[–]zubbs9928 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I agree with most sentiments here, but I would nominate this as a good model for our near-future sex doll android.
[–]BuffaloForeskin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
they already got em
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not really. They aren’t very good yet
[–]Harrybud0728 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
if you are not the top 10%, don't even think you have a chance with this thing.
[–]tough--love18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They all have a price
Every position, up the arse, right out of the arse and into the mouth, cover her face in the stuff and have her say "thank you" for the experience
I've fucked better for £200. That's chump change
[–]Harrybud0713 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes i agree. for 300 there's better.
but for some. they are willing to kill so they can marry the whore. some are just too stupid; some will never understand...
[–]Gordon-G19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t objectify these thots
Signed: Gillette
[–]NickTesla201811 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needs more moose knuckle
[–]seekfart8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can't woman lift weights for things other than looks? Glute bodybuilders are a dime and a dozen, but a girl who can lift and carry serious weight, in any exercise other than RDL, is a sight to behold
[–]weag5l3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or maybe just stop eating processed crap.
[–]pinglikar6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I often went fishing up in Maine during the summer. Personally I am very fond of strawberries and cream, but I have found that for some strange reason, fish prefer worms. So when I went fishing, I didn’t think about what I wanted. I thought about what they wanted. I didn’t bait the hook with strawberries and cream. Rather, I dangled a worm or a grasshopper in front of the fish and said: “Wouldn’t you like to have that?” Why not use the same common sense when fishing for people?" this is quote from 3rd chapter of How to Win Friends & Influence People... by Dale Carnegie..
so, this is what it is. Women are not attracted to their traits but they know we are.. so they are luring us.. but if we keep well informed and in stable mind our sanity is mighty to not even pay a second look at this game of luring.
[–]U-945 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You guys can just nail dumb women once and leave it be. This isn't difficult.
I'd spit in any family member's face if they asked for half my money.
[–]andreas-mgtow6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is "half of everything you own" $300 dollars?
Because that's max what you'd pay to tap that kind of ass around here.
[–]CuntarianOverlord0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean I’m so broke right now she wouldn’t even get a full dollar taking half of what I own so I’d have to say done deal on this
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dude where do you live? In south america I could bang girls with those asses for like 50$, but where I live there is barely any prostitution and a girl like that would probably demand like $500 at least unless you only want to fuck her for 15 minutes tops
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I kinda wanna fall for it....
[–]menlandedonthemoon3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I got a dozen of these for only $40 USD each when I was in Thailand. Money well spent.
[–]I-am-the-lul2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The pants?
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[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah! I guess it depends on if they are wahmoans or the lady-boys.
[–]1-800-CALL-MGTOW1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what cities did you go to?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ive been to thailand and fucked some hoes there really cheap but I i didnt see any who had this level of body, one of them was kind of close but not really
[–]menlandedonthemoon0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I agree there are a lot of dogs. It took time but I did find a few as good looking. There's a weird thing that if you hang out with the same 2 or 3 at a bar for a couple nights, you can level up. They start bringing more and more.
Hmm interesting. Thai women in general are usually less thick than western women and fitness doesnt seem to be that popular over there, but I guess you can find it if you know where to look
[–]Jonlife4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Half? Lol. You mean, 90 percent
[–]menlandedonthemoon2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pattaya and Patong. Bangkok is a bust. Don't waste your time.
[–]TObestcityinworld1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can rent it for 1$ a minute in the right countries.
[–]redditrat991 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There was a girl at the gym last night and while I am largely immune to women... holy shit, I couldn't help appreciate her beauty. Petite, fit, blonde. But then I started noticing how everything she wore matched, how everything was skin tight, looked good, and she knew it. Also how she would pass in front of the free-weights section, filled with men, over and over again. I also noticed that she didn't break a sweat at all.
While i still say she was fun to look at, once i recognized the behavior it made me kind of nauseated.
[–]cyclops881 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Welp. Time to achieve post nut clarity
[–]Iwantnicethingstoook-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or prenup like a man and fuck her senseless.. Seems like the right move.
Or don't marry but screw.
So I have to think of everything
[–]BitcoinBoffin6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except that prenups are more worthless than toilet paper in this age of female unaccountability. So many just get thrown out of court nowadays. All a woman has to do is cry & say she felt 'powerless against the control you wielded over her'; in the same vein as the precedent the courts & the police use to take your children & home away from you (the Duluth power and control wheel). Then she's out of that contract scott free & you now have some papers to lite the dumpster fire your life is about to become.
[–]StratOmaticFanatic0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't bite that hook guys or you'll be caught, filleted, cooked and eaten down to the bones.
[–]magx010 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing sexy about that pose imo. Just animal hindquarters.
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stupid sexy women
[–]watch3r99-3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who is she? So I know who to stay away from...
[–]grape6710 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need to know for my science project
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