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[–]NormanDaNubcaek63 points64 points65 points 9 years ago* (15 children) | Copy Link
For those who don't understand what the commands mean, cd means change directory, so when she enters "cd code", she's trying to enter a directory (folder) named "code" in the current directory.
When the terminal spits out "cd: no such file or directory: code" it means that folder doesn't exist in the current directory.
She enters "cd .." to enter the parent directory. For example, if you were in /grandparent_dir/parent_dir/current_dir and you entered "cd ..", you would then be in /grandparent_dir/parent_dir.
So her whole terminal is just her looking for a folder named "code". ls just means "list the contents of the current directory" and pwd means "print working directory" which prints the full path name of your current directory. None of these commands have anything to do with actual coding, just navigating a file system.
A sign of actual coding in a terminal would usually have commands to invoke a compiler/linker in some fashion, but she doesn't even need to do that. Her code is written in Ruby as denoted by the ".rb" extension, so she can run the program straight from the code text file as long as the file is set up correctly.
And if you look at her actual code in the original photo, it's just the basic "hello world!" shit that beginners learn to see how to get a program to produce any output.
tl;dr: bitch is trying to look tech savvy instead of doing her "programming 101" homework.
[–]palaceposy670631 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
TL;DR - this is like a race car driver opening and closing the hood of the car rather than actually driving in a race.
[–]throxi0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's closer to a race car driver blind guy going to a junk yard and into a car that hasn't started in 20 years... then walking away... then Instagramming about winning a NASCAR race in said car.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't be surprised if they tried hackertyper.com for other photo shoots.
[–]inspiron30009 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can check out how well she is doing by checking her repo.
https://github.com/karliekloss
[–]rahl_r4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I clicked. I saw.
... but at least she's hot, right?
[–]PublicyPolicy4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yah looks like ruby string formatting to concatenate hello world. I hope the she should join our startup comment is a joke. Or they know as much as she does.
[–]scorched_throwaway7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So her whole terminal is just her looking for a folder named "code".
..and she's not even doing that very well.
[–]SinisterIntentions242 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you, I don't know the first thing about coding.
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[–]NormanDaNubcaek1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yea, you're right. I looked it up at http://www.linfo.org/cd.html and the way the text was italicized made it look like it was saying it was current directory. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cd_(command) clarifies it back to chdir or change directory.
[–]enlightenedmgtow 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if she can print hello world in any program 😂😂
[–]grey592 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
This made me burst out laughing lmao.. People are pathetic.
[–]jargonoid0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But I mean, concatenation is a pretty big deal versus just one string!
[–]The__Tren__Train-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was thinking about looking into programming and coding. But not after what u just said lol
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[–]satoshi-nakamoto-rs510 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
killin it chap
[–]TKfromCLE2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She's 6'2", hardly tiny.
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[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hence why she needs a netbook to appear dainty.
[–]mitzibishi41 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
And everyone gushes in the comments how amazing and inspiring she is. Meanwhile a kid is doing actual coding in his bedroom posts it on insta gets no likes and gets a punch in the face for being a nerd.
Hes only called inspiring when he makes a billion dollars years later.
[–]newMGTOW21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her programming has been recognised by wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlie_Kloss
Kloss is an avid programmer.[59] In April 2015, she partnered with Flatiron School and Code.org to offer a scholarship named Kode with Karlie for young girls interested in computer science and software engineering.[60][61]
someone should update this
reference 60 is this: https://www.fastcompany.com/3058403/most-creative-people/behind-the-scenes-at-karlie-klosss-new-coding-camp-for-girls
She did 2 weeks tops, and did 'private classes' with the dean thereafter, she knew him socially before doing classes with him. I bet she probably spent that private class time in his pants or something because she clearly learnt nothing from them.
edit: formatting and a word
[–]skeletonized0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is some sort of Kodak Kardashian WitchKraft, What's with the fucKin' letter "K" - I don't comprehend the obsessiveness in this alliteration.
[–]LonelyDalek 23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lol, took her 3 tries to even change directory.
[–]Ultramegasaurus15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
antioxidant infusions
u wot m8
[–]chaircushion15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This is too specific for most people to understand the blatancy.
It's comparable to a woman snapping a pic of herself pressing a few buttons on a calculator with the caption "on Wednesdays we write articles for the New York times"
Edit: I'd like to add that she has some version of a 'hello world'-program in the background. The first program you create when you start learning to code.
And her way of failing the cd .. -command feels like she doesn't understand how it works. No shame in any of that, just a beginner snapping another pretentious facebook-ego-pic:)
[–]Bikemarrow13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love to do coding as a hobby.
I sure as fuck would feel like a total jackoff posting a picture of it on a social media site like it is some fashion accessory. It isnt "magic".
Not that this is even real.
[–]Ontrus 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Especially since you know that "showing off" and typing frantically is rather a sign of low skill, since pros solve problems very swiftly and can automate well.
[–]Lyrahh12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am a Unix engineer and this makes my eyes bleed.
[–]Brainmouth12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta love the product placement too. This chick is selling out every single inch of her ass before she hits the wall.
[–]ilikecaketoomuch10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and even more detail to this, this is c9.io ide. Basically, its all setup for a complete tard to hit a button and run the app. Whats worse, is she found a way to screw this up.
this girl should stick what she is good at. Sucking a man off. Not doing real work.
[–]hastyconch9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck I just went through her insta, there is no substantial evidence that she knows anything about programming. She advocates for girls coding while not really attempting to learn anything herself.. She takes pics of her with an "intro to ruby" website or some shit and not much else.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
https://heartiste.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/stemlets.jpg
[–]hastyconch2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But that's none of my business
[–]weirdorama10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
thirsty chump: "she needs to join our startup"
[–]Playstation_56 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im just amazed the Kardashians aren't hitting her with a ceast and desist for using words with the letter K
[–]verynormalsimple7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not code m'lady, that's basic unix usage.
[–]scorched_throwaway6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is like the "it crowd" manager, i mean department head/relationship manager..
[–]cynicalsimon3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only reason women went in this field is because feminists told them. Does anyone with a level head actually believe women are good at this field, or they even want to do this job?
[–]UsedandAbused872 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
You're gonna have to explain this
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[–]UsedandAbused872 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, at least she has Sublime...?
[–]VodkaTankerSpill1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely proprietary.
[–]Brainmouth2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
isn't it just "change directory", a unix command to change directory?
[–]jedijackattack11 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
no CD just brings up the current directory. She needs to put things after CD for it to change directories she can see. Just saying CD pulls up all directories you can see.
[–]Brainmouth1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Right. But if you add a modified like "cd .." (parent directory) or "cd /" (top-level directory) or "cd directoryname" you're Changing Directory to that directory.
I think we're just being nerds and saying the same thing. :)
Next round is on me.
[–]jedijackattack10 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
probably but how are we nerds. We just know what we are talking about.
[–]Brainmouth0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nerd's not a bad word. I "nerd out" about my hobbies (martial arts, woodworking, cooking, etc.).
[–]jedijackattack10 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yea same but nerd normally does carry connotations that are bad. Until you realise that bill gates and most of the very rich where considered nerds.
[–]jedijackattack11 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yep
[–]mitzibishi7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
To me it looks like she learned the MAC equivalent of how to type CMD in the windows search bar bringing up the command prompt screen with a notepad++ open above it where she probably copy and pasted something.
Then she type things in the CMD looking for a directory and pressed enter, none of those things were recognised because she has no clue what she is doing.
Either way its not coding.
[–]lemgtow2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guarantee you that if she ever did learn a coding language instead of basic linux terminal commands, it'd be ruby on rails.
Then she'd sit coding on her fucking macbook pro in sublime text writing in ruby on rails for her website that ends in an .io domain.
You know, women are like programming languages. Some of them are extremely easy, you input the exact commands and get the results you want. Others, you can spend years learning and you can input all the correct logic and variables, and you still won't get what you want.
[–]MordridM2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh God, it's like watching someone try to back into a parking spot over and over
[–]Stridaar 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol, brb gona go blow my brains out.
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