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[–]Slaide57 points58 points59 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Only one of those statements is factual.
This should be used in school. "Children, today we will learn the difference between a fact and an opinion... Look at that land whale's statement. Can you point out the fact and the opinion?"
[–]JStheHammer 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Silver
[–]crshdurmomlstngt2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Purple?
[–]SilverGryphon3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Gold
[–]MadPreacher1AD1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Chartreuse...
[–]ADepressedLittleShit2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Manhattan...
[–]megamanxtc2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Some desperate White Knight out there will tell her she's cute in an attempt to get in those walls. Then he'll be stuck in there and regret it to his dying breath.
[–]Slaide5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Knights do like to heroically attack dem round ramparts.
But, let's be honest for a second, anyone remotely thinking of taping that needs a serious mental check. That's no longer thirsty, it's seriously akin to brain damage.
[–]based_meme0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, she IS a beast, and knights do slay beasts, so...
[–]MadPreacher1AD43 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
If she doesn't shave her pits can you imagine what her vagina looks like?
[–]Alocaco31 points32 points33 points 8 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
She also has to imagine what it looks like. It looks like it's been physically impossible for her to look at it for quite a while now; without special hardware and insane acrobatic skills.
[–]jargonoid4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She tried to have a look with a mirror but it broke.
[–]lIllIlllIll2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
The mirror destroyed itself
[–]Halyard1020 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
without special hardware and insane acrobatic skills.
Fucking her's like going to the beach, you gotta slap her and ride the wave in!
[–]Swordeater19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Grab the Machete, you'll be fighting the foliage back from all directions in a foolish and futile attempt to reach the swamp within.
[–]PalmelaHanderson_II2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stay frosty in case there's a lost tribe roaming the depths of the jungle...
[–]Swordeater5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ohh yes, the "Crabs" tribe.
And deeper in, you may find a once rare, but now very common and dangerous classification of tribes, known as the much feared "STIs"
[–]kurtu510 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
imagine what her vagina looks like
You asshole. You fucking asshole. Why did you do this to us?
[–]MadPreacher1AD6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because someone always has to be the asshole in a thread like this. Union rules said it was my turn. If you have a problem with it then see the shop steward!
[–]ididntsaythatspez 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh god
[–]maggot_brain794 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a vet went down on her he might have a Vietnam flashback. Charlie in the trees!
[–]mamny832 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Assuming that thing has a vagina. It's probably a hybrid puscock under the flaps of skin deep in that smelly bush
[–]xXx420VTECxXx2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's only smellz
[–]jsyl 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m good
[–]AppreciateYa 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
:( I don't wanna :(
[–]Tyler7892281 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
can you imagine what her vagina looks like?
Thinking about vagina is rape now... The #metoo is coming soon.
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
> Fat
> Cute
Pick one.
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[–]TryDoingSomethingNew2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you live in a land of delusion and lie to yourself, anything is possible.
It's mind boggling - you're right!
[–]crazyben1234-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not a fair comparison: the amount of money someone makes is an objective measurement, whereas everyone has different beauty standards.
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[–]crazyben1234-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not everyone thinks the same way as you.
[–]gravelheart 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I disagree
[–]MediocreHolocaust17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All fat no cute.
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[–]mthrowaway5214 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eye bleach?
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have to keep some kitty cat pics or videos nearby to purge my mind of the sloths I've seen.
[–]TowerOfMG6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An extra storage hard drive
[–]taylorretirement1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do they have Christmas in Canada?
[–]tribalbandit14 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Wow, a braying pig. How fucking cute.
[–]scaur5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mirror, mirror, hit the wall....?
[–]Long_Range_Shooter6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This one looks skinny compared to one I know. Complains she can't find a guy so of course I suggested that if she lost a few pounds she might be able to get a date. Looked at me and said I'm not fat. Guys she was at least 100-125lbs over weight and she thinks she's not fat.
[–]M26PershingTank0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet she thinks she's "curvy"
[–]takashinippon3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No ur just FAT
[–]GnarlyDude123 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
in moments like these i see the nihilism in the black pill
[–]stoopididoit2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well, at least she's half right. Better than usual.
Also, this does not look like a private bathroom, dafuq is this hambeast doing?
[–]justshootinblanks 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her own bathroom was too disgusting to use for a selfie
[–]pablohombre 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah man that's totally normal behavior for a women's public bathroom.
[–]NatSoc162 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
brutal.
[–]boisdevie 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No, you're fat and you're going to die younger than you should.
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[–]ExOTiC1234 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet that most fat people in America get fat from constantly drinking soda rather than having too much to eat. Knew this one teacher who would bring a two liter of Pepsi every day. By the time I had his class (3rd class of the morning), it was 3/4 finished
[–]meanie999 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classy....
[–]Tyler7892282 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You cannot store this file in a NTFS drive... You need FAT32
[–]her_958_resistors1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing less than ExFAT will do the job.
[–]CynicalSoup1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its one or the other. Not both.
[–]Jonny-Cool1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dammit I just ate!
[–]SpinPlates1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100 years ago and she would be in a road side freakshow. I'm not sure how fat people think their size is normal.
[–]thwml1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Roasted like the fat pig she is.
[–]frankmarlowe1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I genuinely feel sorry for the people that get sucked into gravitational pull of the body positivity garbage.
[–]ransay32770 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love the reply.
[–]TheHandsomeMF 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO
[–]Jcart1050 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO, it's almost like she's trying to satirize being an SJW non-binary fat-ass by being the very extreme epitome of one. Lmfao, her fucking avatar in the OP.
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definition of insecure.
[–]MatthewsIsGod 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just became asexual and/or gay
[–]Cubular-Sucr0se 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like she's fat, and she thinks she's cute.
[–]mgtowindia 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OH MY EYES !!!!!!!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can see in her expression she's not happy, that she's fugly, that she has a depression and is using food for comfort. But instead of confronting her own demons and start defeating them, she uses these pictures to strengthen her construct of fantasy within her head. She tries her best to persuade her mind, but she actually can't do it. That's what I see in her expression. A woman that has made allot of bad decisions, every night.
[–]frikabg0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No you are simply dump self centered and delusional. :|
[–]hodltaco0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ordinarily I'm saying yes to those tits which is what she's confusing for being attractive. Between that gunt and those hairy pits my gag reflex is on high. My god the bush she must have. Oh god I'm sick...
[–]LifeBeforeInternet0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The emperor should wear more clothes.
[–]simplystimpy0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody said walruses can't be cute. Just don't enter her into Best in Show or you'll be disappointed.
[–]PlanetSmasher6660 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet that's an interesting smell
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