'He wouldn't made it without her'

Criket · 2019-07-02T16:51:44+00:00

How to be a rich men:

work hard all your life
Collect

How to be a rich women: 1. Marry a rich guy 2. Divorce

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2019-07-02T17:52:56+00:00

He literally could have hired a $100,000 escort (lmfao) every single day for 25 years and still pay under $1 billion for that entire time, which is about 2.5% of what he's losing to his ex. He could've bought a $3,000 sex doll per hour for 25 years and be under $680 million. (Course sex dolls haven't been very high quality until the past couple years, but that's beside the point...)

~~Obviously when his business was just starting and he wasn't rolling in money he wouldn't be doing these things, but that kills the joke~~

mneff5514 · 2019-07-02T16:16:54+00:00

get married they said..... it will be fun they said.... fuck outta here

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-07-02T17:22:57+00:00

Remember, this is a legitimate and celebrated career path for women. Marry a rich guy and divorce him.

fmanly · 2019-07-02T19:38:46+00:00

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Cavali19 · 2019-07-02T17:13:57+00:00

How did she earn that money?

amasiphoto · 2019-07-02T17:17:59+00:00

Damn that’s an expensive whore.

funknaught · 2019-07-02T17:45:23+00:00

I think the wife was better looking than what he was banging; however, I understand having salisbury steak everyday can be tiring.

RedMeatTrinket · 2019-07-02T16:17:03+00:00

Considering how much he's keeping percentage-wise, he did a lot better that I did. Now he can have his own playboy mansion.

Why_should_I_mayne · 2019-07-02T19:21:50+00:00

Just shows how despite how smart Jeff Bezos was to make all that money, he is at the same time a huge dumbass

[deleted] · 2019-07-02T18:19:24+00:00

Behind every strong man stands a soon-to-be rich woman.

rejac218 · 2019-07-03T00:13:06+00:00

Just sickening.

trueliberal1 · 2019-07-02T21:20:16+00:00

How much is that per stroke?

[deleted] · 2019-07-03T01:00:36+00:00

She hit the marriage mega-billions lotto jackpot. Would she be a billionarre if she didn't marry him? Fuck no. Would he be a Billionairre if he didn't marry her? Almost certainly.

_M_O_A_ · 2019-07-02T19:12:52+00:00

the most expensive prostitute in human history

opsi5 · 2019-07-03T01:24:21+00:00

What an amazing self made billionaire, independent woman!

flyff222 · 2019-07-02T16:38:21+00:00

He would made much more

RedPilledFanatic · 2019-07-02T19:59:32+00:00

Jeff, I bet 1B you would have. Better indeed. Just look at that thing. She can't even properly smile.

bk6830 · 2019-07-03T02:12:53+00:00

'She wouldn't made it without him'

JohnPettimore · 2019-07-03T03:52:25+00:00

The really perverse thing about divorce is that the more successful you are, the more you are punished. And as far as lower-cost alternatives, you could approach any living, breathing escort or porn star you wanted, and offer them $250K, held in escrow by a law firm, for being your exclusive companion for a year. There isn't any one of them who wouldn't jump at the chance. But nope, instead, you buy the rules of the plantation, buy into some decent-looking but ultimately kind of lame upper middle-class Ivy League female, and get a bill bigger than the annual budget of most countries for it. Great.

FatKnob · 2019-07-03T09:15:57+00:00

Never done a day of hard work in her life.

Unseen_smile · 2019-07-03T10:32:53+00:00

Holy fucking shit.... 38 billion??? Am I reading this right???! You don't need that much!

bt999 · 2019-07-03T17:53:27+00:00

Apart from the $38B, imagine how much money he would have made without this distraction.

Tyl3rmagnus · 2019-07-03T21:24:48+00:00

99.9% of the world population don't know how much 38 billion dollars really is. This basically means your family is settled for millennia's generation after generation if they're not retarded enough to lose that kind of money.

Something tells me this is gonna be a profession in the future. Were technology is so advanced. A man can be a woman and vice versa. Where men will pose as super hot women. Who will go after rich guys to steal their money. You wouldn't be the wiser as they could simply change back to their original sex. Its not gonna be robbing a bank anymore. But robbing rich old men.

[deleted] · 2019-07-02T18:20:50+00:00

Someone have her address? I think I might start dating again.

Title	'He wouldn't made it without her'
Author	tttulio
Upvotes	299
Comments	57
Date	July 2, 2019 4:13 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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