How to keep a man in 6 simple steps

Keisuke_Takahiro · 2019-07-18T10:21:00+00:00

I get it, it's an (old, recycled) joke; I don't mind (bad) jokes.

However, the actually sad thing about it is:

If you dare to tweet that joke with the genders reversed you'll be considered a hateful sexist lowlife that just committed a death threat and get banned. (Maybe also get reported to HR and lose your job, yay, Justice...!)

[deleted] · 2019-07-18T10:16:10+00:00

This tweet is real and the amount of support she gets in the comment section is baffling. Gentlemen, go your own way and never look back.

DannyTTT55 · 2019-07-18T11:40:46+00:00

Now imagine a man joking about murdering his wife the same way

foraesthetics · 2019-07-18T10:22:51+00:00

Oh look its a gamer girl. Isn't she unique and developed as a person.... /s

DangZagnut · 2019-07-18T10:16:38+00:00

Quick scan. I didn’t see “sandwich” in there.

SneakyRat67 · 2019-07-18T12:45:17+00:00

Amazing. They hate us so much and yet we're all they think about.

magtao · 2019-07-18T11:24:11+00:00

How to keep a woman

Workout, eat right, dress well
Lock her inside a dungeon then GYOW

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-07-18T16:25:28+00:00

Dumb fucking whore.

ViciousPopCobain777 · 2019-07-18T17:52:25+00:00

Let me guess,

Likes: 300k

Retweets: 175k

[deleted] · 2019-07-18T13:11:34+00:00

She's got that crazy look in her eyes, like she literally would do this... or at least divorcerape you.

wildfireboat · 2019-07-18T16:48:59+00:00

Wow a "gamergirl" talking... imagine my shock......

r8001 · 2019-07-18T13:38:24+00:00

And it started off so good...

OurHeroXero · 2019-07-18T14:57:11+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen of the court...I present unto you...Exhibit A

Electronic_Record · 2019-07-18T13:50:49+00:00

Get your coin sis!! /s

ihnrva · 2019-07-18T15:50:09+00:00

They had us in the first half. Not gonna lie.

shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-07-18T16:34:21+00:00

Fuck, they can't even achieve step one anymore. How many bitches have I seen walking around with fucking armpit hair?

The answer is too many, man. However, that does give them equality. Grip you by the armpit hair and chuck your ass to the floor for trying to cremate me alive and spend all my money. 😈

WhatMixedFeelings · 2019-07-18T16:51:11+00:00

So basically “a man” = “a wallet”

In this scenario, she’s teaching how to keep the whole wallet. Divorce isn’t enough because then she only gets half.

NullIsUndefined · 2019-07-18T18:07:34+00:00

Try making the same joke and reversing the genders and see what reaction you get....

ctfks · 2019-07-18T15:27:45+00:00

1 suck 2 fuck 3 cook 4 clean 5 quiet 6 loyal

U-94 · 2019-07-18T15:33:47+00:00

Whenever I see cutesy jokes like this, I think of Max Shreck from Batman Returns.

"It's not like you can just KILL me."

"Actually, it's a lot like that."

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-07-18T17:32:06+00:00

Somebody read "Flowers for Emily"

joylover7 · 2019-07-18T18:59:06+00:00

Didn’t see the two symbols so I thought it was serious until I reached the fourth step

CSXcarl · 2019-07-18T14:55:24+00:00

Proof that most women are fucking psychopaths

Big_pie567 · 2019-07-18T15:16:55+00:00

This is why you do not with women

JokerCrackhead · 2019-07-18T15:45:43+00:00

Let me guess...thousands of likes and retweets?

Profitglutton_90 · 2019-07-18T16:01:37+00:00

So please tell me she got banned for this

timleykis · 2019-07-18T17:14:45+00:00

Just replied to her tweet.. All MGTOW should add a little to her humour

dustynutsak · 2019-07-18T18:27:00+00:00

The Dexter school of crime scene hygiene. A great strategy for getting caught that takes some Real work to do correctly.

asumarta · 2019-07-18T18:40:16+00:00

had me in the first half not gona lie

McGee-Killjoy · 2019-07-18T19:05:23+00:00

Heh saw that earlier on Twitter, got a good laugh out of it

st8ovmnd · 2019-07-18T20:26:11+00:00

Awe bless her heart..she's so clever! Bet she's never earned an honest dime in her worthless.

adamrockblackandblue · 2019-07-18T21:12:34+00:00

Haha...so funny.

Cordigrass · 2019-07-18T22:38:41+00:00

The first rule should be "shut the fuck up!".

KarbonKrankin · 2019-07-19T00:10:05+00:00

Woah Woah hold up guys.

Don't worry...

She's verified.

BLOOD_PALADIN · 2019-07-19T05:09:46+00:00

Do the opposite and you’ll be put in jail for hate crimes and violence apology, that’s why we cannot allow the world to stay like this

[deleted] · 2019-07-19T06:54:26+00:00

Let's go to her IG and see how long until she objectifies herself by pushing her tits into the shot.

...wow.. 5 pics in and tits .shocked it took that long.

bobik314 · 2019-07-19T16:40:03+00:00

Just don't get married.

ReactionRD · 2019-07-19T19:04:24+00:00

And news articles such as wired say we are the monsters

martiankutta · 2019-07-18T13:58:05+00:00

Jeez, she is joking. Support MGTOW wholeheartedly, but this seems to be an attempt at a joke.

Title	How to keep a man in 6 simple steps
Author	cbe_raj
Upvotes	415
Comments	65
Date	July 18, 2019 9:58 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ceqgr9/how_to_keep_a_man_in_6_simple_steps/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/how-to-keep-a-man-in-6-simple-steps.425786 https://theredarchive.com/post/425786

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