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[–]Phantom_Spark159 points160 points161 points 7 years ago (36 children) | Copy Link
Wtf? We would be programming them. I don’t see how they would get out of line.
[–]MikeRocksBoat138 points139 points140 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
simprogrammers judging by the 'tech cultural revolution'.
[–]thatzombieoverthere 39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
simprogrammers
nice
[–]jonathino00113 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Programming in this
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (18 children) | Copy Link
Why do we have to program them to talk in the first place, asking for a friend xD
I want peace and not noise lol.
[–]Jack-Hole34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I want it to walk by once in a while and ask if I need anything.
[–]LiveTheTruth3219 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Call me old fashioned but I would want mine to cook and clean. Can't do that, no deal.
[–]Jack-Hole5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, yeah. I assumed if it could walk and talk, it can cook and clean. But until they can create a useful all purpose home android, there is grub hub, and cleaning services.
[–]zerlingrush1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can order takeaway for you
[–]carlodelmazo7 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Ah it’s true, just a recording then xD
[–]Older_Miggy18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As I like to say......
We already have 4 billion women who can talk. Can't we at least have a couple hundred thousand that don't???
[–]carlodelmazo1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Lol word brother, personally I would not buy the speaking module, I have my fare share in the real world already to have someone more talking to me at home hahaha xD
It would be like paying a hooker to talk about politics xD
[–]Helikzhan8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree! The dolls are near perfect as-is and a voice isn't a step in the right direction!
Warm, fleshy and lubricated mute with a knockout body. I'll take two!
[–]shatterthecrystal632 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
For that immersion factor if you're one of those people with a fetish for interrogation roleplaying? You know, instead of pulling the battery, you can use good ol' rags and duct tape.
I don't know, just speculating lol.
[–]CreativeThought882 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That's not speculation. That's detailed thought and very particular fetishism, sir.
[–]shatterthecrystal632 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Eh, guilty as charged. Lol.
[–]CreativeThought881 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm going to need you to step over here, sir.
[–]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No thanks, I'll be going my own way, sir.
[–]CreativeThought880 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Duly noted, good sir.
[–]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Proceeding to ALT+F4, good sir.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Lollll, asking for w friend hahaha, some bdsm kind of stuff xD
[–]shatterthecrystal631 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, I can like what I want as long as no one gets hurt. Lol
[–]Phantom_Spark2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly!!
[–]Machomuk8918 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
They could evolve eventually. Nothing is for sure in the future of AI. I know it's only sci-fi but a future situation like the geth in mass effect or the Kaylon in the orville is likely in my opinion.
[–]Phantom_Spark52 points53 points54 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You can’t program a machine to be like a female. It’s illogical and won’t work. Roflmao.
[–]daletski778 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point lol
[+][deleted] 7 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
It would need "fuzzy logic" to be realistic!
[–]Anthony-waltzs3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I looked up fuzzy logic and I still don’t understand it can you explain to me what it is please
[–]MikeRocksBoat1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Answer: Logic
[–]nrfarley2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
In the late 70s, camera manufacturers began using "fuzzy logic" in their auto-focus models. The fuzzy part refers to the ability of the electronics to process images where there were indistinct edges and where input may be partially missing. The lens could then focus more accurately, even though the image made on "logical" sense.
[–]Machomuk893 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, fair point. Can't say that I'm wrong because of how they feel because they literally can't.
[–]CrackingYs 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex bots are going to be absolutely amazing. When I get the chance to program my own sex bot I guarantee mine will be coded up with directives that make her completely 100% obedient, subservient, loyal, respectful, and go make me a sandwich on command, and then thank me for being her master.
[–]xeq9373 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a joke, and commentary on women, laugh!
[–]MGTOWJayJay1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have you guys seen ‘Humans’- https://youtu.be/BV8qFeZxZPE Awesome show on prime!!
[–]tw-1234a1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Relax. It's just the femSUK virus. Run antiBTCH to remove.
[–]Gravy_Gecko-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really?
Ask your Alexa if she's a feminist.
[–]the710sourhour96 points97 points98 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
im waiting for elon musk to genetically engineer cat girls.
untill then im staying single
[–]realtrublaze46 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Didn't think I'd see this outside of Animemes
[–]the710sourhour47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
ah i see you are a fellow man of culture
[–]OverkillXLR 42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Y'all are a bunch of degenerates. (and so am I)
[–]NoBadThotsToday26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Such disgraceful weebs...gotta make friends with you all later.
[–]Niklik11 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Go watch some hentai virgins... I will join you later.
[–]NoBadThotsToday1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[–]Niklik11 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
[–]gordo_humilde2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had to check the sub I was.. I really thought this comment was from animemes
[+]kucanusa-14 points-13 points-12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fucking weeb.
[–]realtrublaze27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not very effective
[–]NoBadThotsToday16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
happy Darkness moans
[–]voshler18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Im down. Actually Im down for anything in the moster girls department as long as they come out cute. (We already have ugly ass female monsters)
[–]UnsuccessfullyLucid2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cute slime girl please
[–]NoBadThotsToday0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex robots...then just attach whatever you mind desires ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[–]thatzombieoverthere 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
based
[–]solarboydavid1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fucking weeb... see you later in animemes. may give you a upvote if i see you on hot.
[–]markentingh33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...how you love me but are incapable of loving a real human woman. They must really be evil to the core...
[–]sshevie24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why would anyone get one that talks?
[–]PucciSlayer30007 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thinking the same thing I want one like the Asian in ex Machina that never said a word and danced on que
[–]kagetsuki321 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx1ho4YTvZI
[–]Chrh0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg&t=5s
I think a lot of people wants the connection we are told love will give us, this might be a way to get that without having to put up with a woman.
[–]RedHattedPhilomath11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is that a quartz clock mechanism?
[–]Careful_Description10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah OP is banging time.
[–]itsametrump7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can slap the batteries right out of the cyber-bitch if that happens.
[–]VisibleSignificance0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember that many phones and notebooks have unremovable batteries now?
[–]Macphearson4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a joke. Laugh at the dumb meme and move on.
[–]jacketguy3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]CreativeThought882 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's hilarious.
[–]This1sMyWorkAccount2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey my sex doll is powered by one AA battery too.
[–]BlacksCanSwim1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean they already have theirs, so why can't men?
[–]robowriter1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whamen get programmed; robots get programmed. I just think it's funny.
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[–]MGTOWJayJay0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
‘Humans’-https://youtu.be/BV8qFeZxZPE
[–]sketchibubz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a terrible sex doll,
The only real thing it can do is time you while you have "sex" alone!
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[–]Phantom_Spark159 points160 points161 points (36 children) | Copy Link
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[+][deleted] [recovered] (18 children) | Copy Link
Why do we have to program them to talk in the first place, asking for a friend xD
I want peace and not noise lol.
[–]Jack-Hole34 points35 points36 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Lollll, asking for w friend hahaha, some bdsm kind of stuff xD
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It would need "fuzzy logic" to be realistic!
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