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[β][deleted] 66 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This pic possibly developed more already than her character will.
PS: Damn you made me hungry lol
[β]krazye8750 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Its dark cause she not cooking, but ordering out
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
out of all the girls i dated, maybe 2 could cook. and they were country traditional types. I'm not saying the woman even has to be the cook, but most modern marriages I know, where the husband works longer hours AND makes more money that goes to the family, its just expected take out is fine so she can hop on netflix and text Chad.
[β]stent001 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
uber eatsz is what all the ladeez order that can't cook
[β]JackieChansArmpits39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whosoever holds this pan, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Gordon Ramsey.
[β]MonsterHipster29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Make one about the scene where odin asks Thor are you the God of wHammers?
[β]ThirstySasquatch10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you Thot? God of Cats? Or are you Thot, God of the Carousel?
[β]gillette_man11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is awesome! kick ass!
ps: you know this actress never cooked a day in her spoiled life
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[β]oirectine009 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Good. I'll save my money. There's plenty of classics I haven't seen that are worth watching.
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[β]loloLogic4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because the Chinese market has limited options and a billion consumers.
[β]john212322 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Disney owns pretty much every source of entertainment. New audiences donβt have a choice. They cannot be entertained by the slow, thought provoking movies of the past with no cool CGI scenes. They have to watch the new movies or they cannot be entertained, and all of them are owned by Disney. Why arenβt the anti trust laws ever enforced anymore? :(
[β]teslaistheshit5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This. I don't think the average person realizes how much Disney controls our media intake. It's frightening that society can be influenced so easily by a single entity. I say unplug from MSM and plug into reading and podcasts.
[β]MayoManCity0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lucasfilm=Disney Marvel=Disney Pixar used to be part of Disney DreamWorks is disappearing I don't know about others, but that is a huge chunk of the market.
The best one left is probably Legendary. At least for me.
[β]oirectine000 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't give a shit what Hollywood churns out though. I have enough entertainment and enrichment in my backlog to last several lifetimes.
Let them churn out all the woke shit and capeshit they want. I've got classics to enjoy.
[β]rainydistress1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's going to happen that will make them watching again? It seems like an endless downward spiral of shit to me. I'm going to stick to books from now.
[β]Makonar8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hidden title is: Thot: woke and broke.
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[β]Tchazzar1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man that would turn some heads lawl
[β]HierEncore0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*piss be upon him. Fixed it for ya ππ
[β]AllmightBlack5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
put that bitch back in the kitchen *cause her flat ass has no use in the bedroom XD
[β]Celtero6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her face looks like it belongs to a woman who can't cook a bowl of cereal.
[β]Belrick_NZ5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is insulting to cooks all of the grears of which are men
[β]Careful_Description5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't turn a ho into a house wife. Make her grab a dildo
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[β]DarkDragonX1231 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I approve lol
[β]realChebz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awesome edit aside, that face though.. It's not the face of "I'm gonna sacrifice to save others", it's the "yay they let me play with the toy" face. π
[β]TheReidman1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This shitpost, I like it. Another!
[β]Raider_Scavver1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
goddess of cuntder
[β]GoMake_me_a_sandwich0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha!
[β]NovaStorm3470 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great pic
[β]Isaac512900 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[β]kayfab0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahaha pretty good
[β]RixDixRox0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
π
[β]MrMagtow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I LOVE THIS!
Seriously, I need to get this in a poster and put it on my window.
[β]Daniel____10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wonder women reboot?
[β]rainydistress0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Genius
[β]BlackWinterShinigami0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ROTFLMMFAO π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
[β]FaustoLG0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ImposThor
ImposTHOT...
[β]FightClubHamster690 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gold
[β]Sid_Vichous0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah right, thots consider not knowing how to cook to be a badge of honor.
[–]jackbartonnnn1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Wowπ
[β]simplegoatherder-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Female Thor is Canon though
[β]JerryNewton730 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It a was a FAIL in comics.
[β]ThirstySasquatch8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Almost every major character they rebooted a female was garbage. The black, female ironman was horrendous too. One of the most insufferable characters by far.
The only female character that is a spawn of a male character that I don't mind is She-Hulk, but she was created long before modern day nonsense
[β]john212322 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never liked her origin though. Canβt the Hulk just make everyone a Hulk through a blood transfusion? She-Hulk has her mind still, so the only disadvantage is being green. Itβs just way too easy. There should have been more steps than a simple blood transfusion.
[β]EnslavedOpethFan05317 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure is. Doesn't mean we have to like it. I as well as many others hated this shit in the comics.
[β][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My printer is also Canon. That sadly didn't stop it from becoming a disappointment.
[β]john212323 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must be an inkjet printer. Those are all garbage.
[β]n00f4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cannon fodder
[β]The_Diz_Man4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Saying this as an excuse is foolish as from what I know nearly all the recent movies barely follow the comics. How can you defend it because itβs canon if everything else is virtually non-canon?
[β]MadMaxXD1234561 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You dont have to watch the movie
[β]simplegoatherder0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I only say that cuz it's at least not just some major ass pull that they just made out of thin air to accommodate a certain demographic.
[β]Saix170 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its still a major ass pull to accommodate a certain demographic, just one that they have done before and you have accepted it. Introduce an idea slowly over time and everyone gets used to it, that is how you legitimize mental illness and all sorts of things.
*Infiltrate comics and change most of the mainstream heroes to be gay, transgender, or women*
Everybody hates it.
Try to do the same with movies, everybody hates it again. "but but its canon though". This shit is pretty much the equivalent of editing a wiki page and then using it as a source. Fuck off with that shit.
[β]Mustibeabother-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm just glad they're making a movie that's cannon to the comics.
[β]john212325 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not the 50+ years of Thor. Just the Disney-owned and written comics of the last 9 years.
[β]Mustibeabother-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still tho, it's a cannon none the less and frankly I know the director will do an amazing job. I wish only for it to have good writing, comedic moments, beautiful scenery and gripping scenes. This is nothing to be upset about lol
[β]noyesnoyesyesnoyes-5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"You know she never cooked a day in her spoiled life"
Yeah, but you know what she DID do?
Oh and also here is a video of her cooking probably better than all of you here: https://youtu.be/whCRFH7J4g4
You people are actually SAD AF
[β]Tylorw091 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is wrong with the kids in this sub.
Them going their βown wayβ is nothing more than 600 men liking a post denigrating women and making fun of an actress who has accomplished more than them in life.
You think they would spend their time celebrating the good things about their lifestyle but all they do is hate on women.
This more MBTSWAPS.
Men bitching that some women arenβt perfect servants.
Hell the joke of this picture is that Natalie Portman should be in a kitchen to serve her man dinner.
Filthy shit. Grow up kids.
[β]TheFlutistPotato-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol theyβre downvoting because they're sad that a woman is more successful than them.
[+]arctic_noodle-6 points-5 points-4 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
you guys are fucking pathetic
[β]Amnesia25087 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Speak for yourself.
Must not have looked very hard, there are posts like that here as well. If you can't take a little criticism of Disney changing a loved character that has been a man for 50+ years then this isn't the sub for you. Be honest with yourself, its not the post that disappointed you, it was the lack of group think.
[β]neo_neo_neo_960 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This sub is literally this meme, nothing else. Occasionally a good post comes up, rest everything is garbage
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