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[–]Revolution885129 points130 points131 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
LOL, debt free virgin without tattoos? You're witnessing the adaptive nature of the fem-trap. Nothing is permanent for them; feelings, lifestyle, temperament, sexuality, etc. She can wake up the next morning as a butch lesbian and you're fucked.
[–][deleted] 45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A butch lesbian who spent six grand on tattoos because it represents her.
[–]Sir_manalot11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are the ones that think they are fucking, but eventually they realize that he was the one getting fucked the whole time.
One moment she looks like a housewife, next she looks like the moon wearing a strap on and cumming all over your bank account.
And she won't take any responsibility for impregnating you with several well fed credit cards either.
And these babies cost way more then your average kid.
[–]mrk6887 points88 points89 points 8 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Did a search for a woman who is:
Only results were from sex doll manufactures.
[–]frikabg10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
The only women who tick those boxes are the one that haven't hit puberty yet! Once they do all bets are off and checking even one of those boxes is rare.
Case and point a female collage of mine told me a story about her grand daughter who is 9 that she already decided how many tattoos she is going to get and where at the first chance she gets. She also talks about how her grand daughter told her she needs more personal space.
I know i am not young anymore but when i was 9 i was thinking about how awesome it would be to have my personal football or how to increase my army of plastic soldiers. "Personal space" was not even in my or my parents vocabulary.
[–]InfiniteMedicine1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol, my step-cousin says the same things. Her mom will whoop her ass if she actually gets a tattoo though.
[–]Wondering_Z0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, better get em young 😏
[–]mrscene386 points87 points88 points 8 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Tattoos was always an instant deal breaker, they're so trashy. Women can't figure out that what they like on a man, doesn't necessarily look good on them. Wouldn't be surprised if they started growing beards next.
[–]Waffwho 39 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Same goes for any piercing other than the ear for a traditional earring
[–]cobaltcolander11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
My little son can't stand seeing piercings, including earrings. I try to tell him that it's none of his business what people do with their bodies, but I admit, I find it a bit gross, too.
[–]Thotsithinknots11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because it is fuck8ng gross. You know how much bacteria gets in those holes. I had some chick ride me. Her belly button ring literally gave me a fucking rash
[–]AppreciateYa 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gross dude!!
[–]CursingWhileNursing6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Apart from ear rings, I hate piercings. Most of them just look incredibly stupid, like nose rings, for instance. And some of them are downright disgusting, like those piercings on the upper lip. To me they always look like food debris or a booger.
And when women brag about how their tongue piercing is enhancing their blowjob skills, they are either lying or they have no fucking clue. Because I have not received one single blowjob by a women with one of those damn things that did not hurt.
[–]cobaltcolander0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To me they always look like food debris or a booger.
Thanks, that definitely enhances my "perception" of piercings.
[–]Magnar963 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's alright if he can't stand them, it only becomes a problem when he acts on his feelings.
[–]cobaltcolander-2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fully agreed, and that is exactly what I'm trying to get across with him. He'll learn, there's time.
[–]ziggmuff1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Its plenty of my business if they're interested in a relationship with me.
Sure, but that's not the context in which my son and I walk around and see random people around us.
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[–]AtheistGoodDeeds6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look, I drew pictures on my skin. They say something about me! I have personality!
If you think drawing pictures on yourself can say something about your personality, you probably don't have one.
[–]MichaelMcDudikoff6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's fine when they disfigure themself with big tattoos, face-piercings or ear-tunnels. The best signal to avoid shit-crazy women / attention whores.
[–]ziggmuff4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This times 1000 for me.
Tats are so fucking trashy and an instant deal-breaker for me. Believe it or not this drives women BONKERS if you won't just for this reason.
[–]Crispypanties0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Legbeards.
[–]rlh4450 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh agreed I’ve met so few without...
[–]ConstantChinner72 points73 points74 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
And under 125 lbs as well.
[–]striaghtWHITEmale11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well i want a woman who is 6 foot and has some muscle, so 125 would be too thin. But certainly less than 200 lol
[–]Makonar13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is very funny to me. There are huge numbers of men out ther, who are ready and willing to commit to a lifetime relationship with any women, of various shapes and sizes... so many men actually like tall women and even fat women will generally have little to no problem in finding a man that will love them.... yet all they do all day is bitch and moan that a chad doesn't want them... and whenever there is any man who says something like she has to be x tall or x pounds of weight... there is a huge uproar, how dare he!
[–]WanderlustYouth9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its because men don't have a hive mind like women do, all women regardless of what the say want a man who's tall, wealthy, handsome, and fit with chiseled features and this spans across almost all cultures. Depending on what region and culture it changes for men, some like fatter chicks(EXTRA THICC), some like taller chicks(Le lanklet), some like near midgets(smol), some even prefer chicks with small breast(flat is justice). Men will go a variety of women because we're all independent of one another.
[–]Thotsithinknots8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
135 max then
[–]ConstantChinner1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fair enough :)
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[–]Eidolon34366 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I phrase it as "Rule of Halves" or 1/2, 1/2, 1/2.
Just like females have an ideal candidate 6,6,6.. 6+ feet tall, 6+ inches, 6+ figures..
I ideally prefer women who are no more than 1/2 my weight (130 or less), 1/2 my age (22 or younger), and 1/2 many children (which is 0 kids for me so she can have zero live births and only 1 dead one/abortion).
1/2, 1/2, 1/2.
[–]kyledontcare5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
130 lbs. is my personal weight limit for dating a woman. If she's over 130 I don't consider her.
[–]Puig_Destroyer36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“Without tattoos”... that’s a good one. 😂
[–]nomorekush29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Seriously, tats on women are so fucking gross. I've ditched several hot women interested in me because their tats just grossed me the fuck out... The absolute polar opposite of feminine
[–]Puig_Destroyer13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But remember, “they’re not like other girls.”
[–]Infinitewisdom198428 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The "TEEHEE" gets me every time. Idk why that's so funny to me lol
[–]KushKenobi16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because it conceptualizes the cackle-worthy insane feeling you get when you see women strategically do/say things not to be honest but to be cute/innocent, and watch them still get whatever they want.
[–]911GT13 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Ikr, one of the reasons why i find r/braincels so hilarious.
[–]Brokemgtow1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it gets me too man and it's been like 3 years already of me reading this kind of posts.
I've even witnessed to TeeHee's in real life. It's crazy
[–]Griever11426 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly I dont think you can even find virgins, let alone TATTOO FREE. Add in debt free and you are better off finding an actual unicorn
[–]Kornstar046 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unicorns exist in North Korean, their fearless leader said so.
[–]SleepyMethHead21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to. Now I just want to make money to show off to tatted up whores who’ll let me fuck em just for having money.... and not give them shit.
[–]phathack16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women with tattoos are just marking themselves, Stay Away, I make bad decisions or Im just crazy.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll allow one small tattoo that's not the name of some guy. But anything more than that and she might as well have blue hair and hairy arms.
[–]KushKenobi10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The female brain when waking up in the morning: stretch,yawn "what do I want to do today and who am I gonna get to give it to me?"
[–]balancedben 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that ain't no virgin but it might be a "born again" virgin that demands men wait until sex to get the nookie when just a year or so ago was freely riding the cock carousel. such a woman like that isn't worth it.
[–]Cuck-WTF9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What I say about girls with tattoos:
Proof they've been handled (fondled) by others and want to show everyone.
[–]silive 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The only type of women I prefer, are the ones with some serious monetary assets. Just kidding: would only settle for those if I were homeless and dying of hunger.
[–]elementalwalruss2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey if someone gave me a lot of money and free sex while being a casual relationship and no marriage, might give it a go. Otherwise, hell no. Muh time, Muh precious!
[–]silive 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. I treat them pretty much they're treating the men. Status, looks, money. Sex is not even a consideration. If I want sex, I'll hire a professional. Much cheaper that way.
[–]crawlwalkruuu5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
pretty sure we would just prefer them to not be soul sucking cunts.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But what are the detectable symptoms that would indicate toxic behavior and mental health issues in a woman? Having many tattoos, any piercings except earrings, unnatural bright colored hair (blue, pink etc), being fat or anorexic. Other symptoms may include promiscuous behavior, binge drinking, illicit drug abuse, being a feminist SJW etc.
[–]crawlwalkruuu0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sorry dude but you have the dumbest fucking criteria ive ever heard for accessing that.
some of the best loyal and intellegent women ive met have been tatted out with crazy hair and some of the craziest, plain janes. ive also seen the opposite too.
bottom line is those particular attributes have spurious correlation at best.
however i have to say tats and piercings used to belong more to the punk and other alt scenes. now cunts do it just because. when it was associated with punk the women (and men) at least had some sort of awareness of culture and self. now that it is just all fashion it might be different.
[–]TakeYourDailyDose2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dunno man, assuming we're talking about young women here, all of these are just good common sense life choices.
You need to throw in something they can't change if we want to truly be parallel to them- maybe throw in under 5'6"?
[–]RafiquePromenade2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
teehee.
[–]ziggmuff0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol reminds me of Chris Pontius in Jackass dressing up like a dutch girl
[–]Cristi_Tanase2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men SHOULD prefere... we're not yet there.
And yes, it is the starting of the right type of adaptation of young women. This is what I've trying to say to men all the time.
Standards are GOOD for you!
Is a debt free virgin tatooless girl 100% the one? Maybe yes, maybe not, but is a damn good START. Add "supportive" and "kind" and here you go... you may have something reasonable for men.
Is a start, and is about damn time to see something changing in the young girls attitude! No more "I am an independent slut, I can sleep around till I drop, I can tatoo and do whatever the hell I want, and you pay my debt later!"....
[–]Everlastcanada1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It's just a preference teehee!" Double upvote for you sir!
[–]dinnerwithfunions0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s funny cause it’s true, but at the same time passes for ironic meme humor if you share it amongst your plugged peers.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like tattoos though
[–]badaboomxx0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that is like the 1%
[+]Phuxxi -6 points-5 points-4 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Let me be my most cynical here. It sounds like some kind of bullshit that a cult based propaganda department would put out, like say "the christians".
And NICE christian girls - generally like fucking their brains out as way to balance the other side of the home life, called crazy....
And a "virgin" in the idiotic trade her pussy for horses and camels sense, means someone who has never given birth, not someone who has never been fucked.
And if she is not going off like fire crackers with a cock in her crack, then she might be laying there banging the lord with the hair brush handle... rolling pin, coke bottle, cucumbers, dildos, vibrators - any one of a thousand household objects.
In fact she could be there, with a picture of Jesus - the mythical jewish zombie in low earth orbit, stuck on the ceiling over her bed, so while he parents might think she is loving the lord in her nightly prayers, she might be loving him back.
"Oh Jesus, I love you. Fill me with your holey spirit. Yes Jesus, cum into me etc."
So the christian nice girl posters with their nice girl posers, usually have a lot more going on than what they present in their deranged propaganda.
Pastor Saltinob, is at the Episcopalian convention, sharing a single room with his nephew, who happens to work as a male escort here in town, bringing the word of the lord to all the gays who need to be loved by Jesus - when their wives are not around - praise Jesus...
And poor old Pastor is on his knees receiving Jesus in the form of loving pastoral care... just like the lord did with his disciples.
Amen and Seamen, while sticking tadpoles up the arses of the fishers of men.
[–]Cattle_Whisperer0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It is Christian propaganda, its a quote from a radical Christian, its from a whole written out thing how those women are not loved by god and are going to hell.
[–]Phuxxi -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
by all means - send them the link... or send it to me... I love to love christians... They get quite jealous of sissyboy jesus and me living as Dom and submissive, errr I mean Husband and Wife....
[–]Cattle_Whisperer-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://thetransformedwife.com/men-prefer-debt-free-virgins-without-tattoos/
[–]Chadattack10 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What if she's not Christian? What if she's something else? Oh i forgot that Christianity is they go to for "joking around" when it comes to religions. I'm sure you'd have no problem talking like this infront of Muslims ;). You're trying so hard to sound edgy and is showing. I am an agnostic btw.
[+]onbakeplatinum-18 points-17 points-16 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'd prefer a girl who lost her virginity early on like in early high school, then had a boyfriend for a few years. Learned how to suck dick and grind.
[–]Swan_in_a_Cage 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why not just have you teach her from early on?...
[–]bingbinggentoo4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuck
[–]dinnerwithfunions2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can learn that from basic cosmo magazine lessons
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