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[–]Whirrlz256 points257 points258 points 5 years ago (30 children) | Copy Link
Men will fuck anything with a hole. Ban tiktok and ban simping.
[–]Ahielia183 points184 points185 points 5 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
Men will fuck anything with a hole.
I legit do not understand this.
Like this whale in the picture, how the fuck do men stay hard with her, makes me feel like vomiting at the thought.
[–]Magicus181 points82 points83 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I knew one that was a chicken head.
She gave away free blowjobs and everyone knew her as the blowjob girl.
One day at a party, one guy was drunk and she offered him gash & he was horny, drunk, and she let him hit raw & nut inside her.
She’s a single mom and is happy because she got the child she always wanted.
That woman was disgusting and I’ll never know how they got it up, but my guess is that they lean back, close their eyes, and pretend it’s a hot girl. 🤷🏻♂️
[–]HNIC3357 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
How do you lean back and imagine it's a hot girl as you're weezing for breath while slowly being crushed to death? I have been very drunk, but never that drunk.
[–]0signal024 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I see such a woman and I instantly imagine the smell.
Major bone assassin.
[–]Doc_Sithicus11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can lie to the whole world, you can even lie to yourself but you can't lie to your dick.
[–]seabeeaj8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BINGO!
[–]Magicus16 points7 points8 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s a mystery to me, but I imagine it’s some David Blaine shit — mind over matter.
Lots and lots of matter. 🤣
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[–]Whirrlz9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im a visual person. Thats why i can't get it up. If shes not attractive then I will stay softer than a marshmallow. Doesnt matter how nice it might feel. That chick.... is ew.
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[–]Magicus10 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope. It’s ₽u$$¥.
I first heard it on Spartacus, but it’s possible it may predate that show. 🤷🏻♂️
[–]IdrinkandIknowXL49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like the old bar saying goes: A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.
[–]PrinceAladdin7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well when chad takes all the women. the rest of the dudes get the scraps. and some ugly fuckers don't even get these fat bitchs. they get nothing , hence incels.
[–]thisismymgtowaccount7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's like the 7 NBA players who lined up to get sucked off by a 3/10 whore. I don't get how anyone would stick their dick in a hole that's been slobbering half a dozen other dudes that hour. Depravity knows no bounds.
[–]Ahielia1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I saw the video where she talked about it, I gagged when I saw her. Then gagged some more when she talked about what happened.
[–]Expokiosk5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean, I can get hard just by daydreaming.
I think mostly guys are so much as having sex with fat women, but using them as masturbation aids.
[–]Ahielia9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd much rather masturbate, apparently I'm one of the few.
[–]Expokiosk5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's certainly less of a hassle.
[–]heyyy-kiddo1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think they didn't use their pp. Hell,she 's the one I'll think about when i'll be having a bit too good time with a chick to last longer. I'll definitely gonna regret this ,but my girl should be satisfied. In the end I just pulled the "handbrakes " for her.
[–]swaggykmk0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO same
[–]souris1010 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the difference between a dog and a fox is 6 beers dude
[–]ATLAS_Remolino0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll take anything honesty lol.
[–]swaggykmk4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
does tik tok encourage simping?
[–]hugaddiction16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
tik tok, like simping, simply shouldn't exist, thats all
[–]swaggykmk3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree 1000%, not only that but it'd give sluts less opportunites to be sluts
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol next thing you're gonna be banning thought crimes.
[–]Whirrlz2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Ban thots too
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You gotta let go of the bitterness.
[–]Whirrlz1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You gotta get a sense of humor
[–]GayyFieri188 points189 points190 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Women will never understand how easy their lives are.
[–]KUL-DANK63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
and thats why they need to be put in their place by men
[–]SamahLama66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather go my own way
[–]heywoodidaho20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dam right. I'm not going to fix anyone,but me.
[–]SamahLama4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. I have no interest in putting anyone "in their place". Rather than impose influence and succumb to influence I think it's better to find your own way.
[–]CarlCarlton10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's just asking for trouble. Rather, they need to be avoided.
[–]The_2nd_Bob105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago* (20 children) | Copy Link
I'll never understand chubby chasing.
[–]Sporadica87 points88 points89 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This ain't chubby, that term has been stretched (no pun intended). This is morbid obesity. I'm a fat fuck working on myself because I don't think it'd be fair that I want a healthy lady if I'm not healthy myself. Among other reasons.
[–]Android806317 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As a fat guy who got skinny and then fat again. They'll look for something else to try to belittle you. But you'll definitely be in a better dating pool if you get in shape. Im going to lose weight again but this time it's so i can conceal carry on my waist. Good luck to you brother
[–]Sporadica1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm Canadian, I only wish we could conceal carry. I just want to be able to hike without my knees hurting. I love hiking and I plan to do a mega hike from northern tip of Norway down to the southern tip of Sicily, and carrying around an extra 100 lbs above a healthy weight (80lbs if being liberal) does not help with hiking.
[–]Whirrlz3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think it'd be fair that I want a healthy lady if I'm not healthy myself
This is something a woman would NEVER say. Hence why men are more logical.
[–]Jonger115051 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
A fat chick's pussy and a thin chick's pussy feels nearly the same...
It's all about the visuals and slapping noises that will change the experience.
[–]iwishiremember68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just vomited in my mouth a bit. The cottage cheese, the smell, the sounds, no fat chicks ever!
[–]The_2nd_Bob10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for that. I really appreciate it.
[–]IH31C8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Logically I would think so but when you have that one girl who you're fucking that is your own perfect 10, she's beautiful, young, fit and just your type, my cock gets so hard it is the best feeling ever.
[–]Jonger115017 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
True.
Been a long time since I have had that option. I'm fit, tall and built... but I'm married to a fat chick.
So my wife has a solid dude, but like most men I'm stuck with something else.
Here's the thing.... 100 years ago that was most women. Obesity didn't exist hardly. Every woman was fit. Now they're rare as fuck.
Before anyone asks, I'm here for the kids.
Boring marriage.
My life's purpose is to warn other men not to make my mistake.
[–]heywoodidaho7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd be alright with fat and boring if she's a trustworthy partner...That "T" word seems almost impossible to find even in the heifer corral. I do not envy you young guys.
[–]Jonger11500 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 41 years old. Not exactly young....but none the less, it is what it is.
I'm not sure how she'd handle being chased by other men though.
[–]PsychedGhost1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What would you say to a young man that wants kids one day, but doesn’t want to visit the plantation?
[–]TrumpTrollToll0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good question I also would like to know
[–]messmaker9071 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
[–]Jonger11505 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's something to ride, but nobody is proud to admit it.
That's my honest guess.
[–]hulkasauruswrex1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
True kind of the real difference is if they have had kids people have debated it with me but i think there is a big difference.
[–]Expokiosk0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idk, one of the best lays I ever had was a single mom.
She was 20 at the time. She'd had the kid at 16.
[–]MedoTheMystic-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not fucking true man , the difference is Fucking HUGE
[–]KUL-DANK25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
just the way their skin looks with all that fat blubber beneath is already disgusting
[–]Gamer4life9441 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The playing field will never be leveled too many simps and guys that get drunk enough to fuck anything that moves
[–]silly_birb37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Some said "men will fuck down to 1.5/10 where the 1.0 is a fat woman with an STD on the genitalia that if you stare it looks like it moves"
[–]Jonger115021 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There are men who will fuck a 1/10 with an STD.
I personally know a woman who fits this and she has men still trying to bang her with a rubber.
[–]silly_birb15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A friend of mine that has fun looking at the worst onlyfans sent me a video of a black fat woman saying to the cam "yeah those are some genital warts".
Thank god nothing was visible otherwise i would have puked.
[–]AuspiciousSpice3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep and anyone that obise probobly has MRSA
[–]Fragmented7915 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that is why women have it easier. This toxic simping needs to stop.
[–]Something_Chronical21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That fat chick can bang all she wants, she'll never land commitment. That's what she really wants tho. The guy has years to turn things around, create wealth, and have a plethora of pussy awaiting him.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They wouldn't be committed either, just after his money and then divorce rape or whatever. The fat guy fucked himself too.
[–]throwawayham197118 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So. A couple of observations from a man over 40yo:
[–]QuotaHiredNegro10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is the playing field a city?
[–]Miserable-Lemon8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and at 30 she'll wonder why she's become completely invisible
[–]Gehrman_The_Hunter8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Life on tutorial mode.
[–]Freedom-INC6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but who’s been to Miami Beach!
[–]ragedriver1875 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone remember "pig woman experiment"? There were decent looking guys messaging her saying "Hi gorgeous".
[–]MetamorphosisSilver5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The main difference is that he might eventually decide he's tired of being obese and do something about. She never will.
Great point.
[–]doctormaye24 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its blows my mind when i talk to a fat chick on tinder and she says she still has 500 guys trying to bang her and the last time she was laid was a month ago
[–]Meloxian4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s alright, she can’t get a relationship for shit; she’s just a massive hole
[–]swaggykmk4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do simps try so damn hard? Smh, they gotta realize sex and women are overrated
[–]BIG_HUB3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I don’t know man. I’d rather stay a virgin than to try and find a fold in that Hambeast to fuck. Also, anyone fucking her must really have no standards.
[–]Impeccable953 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she would state you insecure about for asking her about her past relationship !!!
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know they'd say it's the other way around, that women are judged more for being fat and men can compensate by having money or somethin
[–]PrestigiousGreen31 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women can get laid no matter what. Thank simps, cucks, and white knights for being so pathetic.
[–]TigPlaze1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never gotten how a dude can bang a blimp. So gross. Women like that are so disgusting that beating off or doing a prostitute would be better.
[–]beardedbliss1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty fucking much. Thank Heaven I was in the Army and fairly good shape at 25. I wish I could see 160 pounds again. Time to start creating meal plans and finding isometric, calisthenic, and other workouts. That picture is a great motivator.
[–]greyman04251 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who cares, sex is not were men need to compete.
[–]soccerkicksx0130 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually know that guy on left lmao
[–]Trent-Rockero0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is on us guys, too many fucktards are desperate enough and drunk enough to do that shit
[–]guarded_optimist0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see a young man I would like to spend time with and counsel. I see a skank I would like to erase from my mind.
[–]strainer1230 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a friend that was this fat that was 32 and I think he was a virgin, I actually liked him but then he started spouting this feminazi gibberish, turned into this complete white knight and I just couldn't take him anymore.
[–]herzeleid020 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As if being a male virgin is a bad thing.
[–]CVH910 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is true yes
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