Literally shittiest Cosmo article ever

TempleOfIron · 2018-03-06T13:55:20+00:00

I used to work for Cosmo as a freelancer when I was doing my magazine article writing. Yup me. A man lol. They were just as feminist SJW gutter whores back then as they are now.

Thing is, most of the articles are practically click bait. So they are allowed to have free reign by saying the most outlandish stuff. Quite literally they sit there in their shitty offices going, "Oh Veronica! How about Men are incapable of change! Or how about dogs are a WOMANS best friend????" Pretty much all they do is just muster up click bait. Come up with the outlandish title. Then the content is to hamster why said article title is their truth. Women are subjective as fuck. And female journalists just perpetuate this subjective reality and force others to accept it.

DJDickJob · 2018-03-06T13:52:15+00:00

Am I on some kind of fucked up permanent acid trip? This can't be real.

Nikea_Tiber · 2018-03-06T16:08:16+00:00

Am I the only one thinking that the title + article picture is implying the guy just shit the hot tub?

andreas-mgtow · 2018-03-06T18:24:44+00:00

Next on TRP:

-- How to be more Alpha by increasing your SMV Turd Size.

-- Stretch your butthole diameter and bed that Unicorn!.

migmxke · 2018-03-06T14:46:35+00:00

cosmo = cancer. The only real Cosmo is SAGAN's COSMOS in 1980

Tassob · 2018-03-06T14:46:40+00:00

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6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-03-06T16:21:11+00:00

This is why we say women aren't funny.

LooksMatterToWomen · 2018-03-06T16:31:11+00:00

Let's see here...height, weight, jawline, muscle mass, income, dick size, hair (or lack of), and now TURD size, too?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! How spoiled for options do these women have to be, to get to the point where they're picky about something as petty as a man's poop?

dnr-u · 2018-03-06T16:07:26+00:00

You could drop a log like a walking cane, who the fuck would ever see it?

2018-03-06T16:39:27+00:00

For whatever insane reason if I ever leave MGTOW and start dating, i'll make sure to give my future girlfirend a box of my biggest chocolate covered turds for Valentines day.

2018-03-06T16:16:18+00:00

I cant write WTF in a fitting manner, only saying it will do.

1st10Amendments · 2018-03-06T18:50:10+00:00

And we all know that gays have huge poos. So, women really want a gay dude?

lizard_of_guilt · 2018-03-06T19:58:57+00:00

My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.

obscure?

Atrand · 2018-03-06T15:18:20+00:00

O.o....is this for real? wtf?

Dan_Vanedzin · 2018-03-06T16:11:32+00:00

What the fuck?

WhistlingAlong · 2018-03-06T18:22:30+00:00

Okay. LOL

2018-03-06T18:30:08+00:00

If she let me tear up her bathroom she'd probably magically transform into a unicorn LMAO.

Non-PC-Guy · 2018-03-06T19:53:28+00:00

Women like shit testing, they like men that treat them like shit and they’re always in a shitty mood, so it’s no wonder they like big turds.

KubaJ100 · 2018-03-06T20:10:23+00:00

Some women took shit testing a little bit too literally

criss-vector221a · 2018-03-06T20:32:17+00:00

Wet farts

gahblahanzo_beans · 2018-03-06T21:11:42+00:00

I'm not going to lie. I really wanted this to be a real article.

SuspectedLumber · 2018-03-06T22:04:20+00:00

Oh toots, you'd love me then.

BugScotch · 2018-03-06T21:43:23+00:00

Hahaha that is so gross

j_arbuckle2012 · 2018-03-06T21:51:56+00:00

WTF?!

I am actually laughing out loud.

1st10Amendments · 2018-03-06T22:21:49+00:00

Some women certainly have weird standards in men, I must say.

skoobled · 2018-03-06T22:27:00+00:00

I felt this recently... But only after a week of food poisoning. That first thick brown log is like a gift from the creator

Wigglepicks · 2018-03-07T03:04:26+00:00

Cosmo target demographic is women right? So they're literally telling them what they're supposed to care about. And that is poop.

oldhairdresser1 · 2018-03-07T03:43:54+00:00

Shit test

UnbreakableiPhone7 · 2018-03-07T04:20:43+00:00

HAHAH what in the actual fuck did I just read

New_User1984 · 2018-03-07T04:50:35+00:00

Well if this is true, she going to love me.

moospot · 2018-03-07T05:22:01+00:00

What in the actual fuck?

Title	Literally shittiest Cosmo article ever
Author	sopun
Upvotes	198
Comments	43
Date	March 6, 2018 1:32 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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