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[–]Docbear64258 points259 points260 points 6 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
One of the most attractive women I've dated , makeup artist , gorgeous face, every guy I showed a pic of her too would tell me how lucky I was ?
She would look like a fucking hobgoblin without makeup , It's truly amazing how everything from their lips , eyelashes, cheeks, and more can be meticulously painted on, puffed up , and wiped off .
Women are better at faking value ... men are better at providing it .
[–]LotBuilder100 points101 points102 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I had one of those. I remember us getting hammered and seeing her drunk with no make up. It was like one of those moments girls must have when a guy breaks down emotionally and they lose all attraction. She was a complete mirage.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
thats why you find women from spain/east nlock and russia
obviously everyones tastes are different but objectively speaking i think we can almost all agree that russia and spain got some nice ass women
[–]pakjoni724 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you never been to serbia and montenegro then mate
[–]LotBuilder13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I could clarify, the girl was Brazilian and 38. She was really beautiful and turned heads when done up which is why I was surprised to see a huge drop off without make up. I primarily date early/mid 20’s that silk glow without make up. I particularly like girls with big “Disney Princess Eyes”.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so russia is your thing then
[–]vector56332 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Colombia has some nice ass too.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
too far away
[–]vector56332 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No doubt, but dam. I once dated a Colombian chick. Smoking! And all her friends were mostly Colombian. Oh man, oh man. Her cousins were HOT Dam!!!!
Smoking real bodies. And the mothers were definitely MILF material.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i am more of a russiab person myself but i like it
[–]vector56338 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't discriminate. I don't care where you come from, what color your skin is. If you're clean and hot, you're a pump and dump.
[–]cezariobirbiglio0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You look at the elder women if you want to start choosing like that. Eastern European women age very poorly if they don't take good care of their skin from a young age.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you think ill stick around that long? lol
[–]NoThirst6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and they wonder why their face looks like a relief map of the Andes before they hit 40.
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The other thing they are doing now is wearing these things
https://youtu.be/wIuQWH8uCWk
[–]G_Dmitri9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What do you expect? Women aren't the type to put in the work to be in shape, that's why they have all these products. Tells alot about the female gender, no?
There isn't such for men; either you are in shape, or you are fat.
[–]foreignuserirl5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"join our community" omg what a crock of shit it's a fashion/body image consumer product for Christ's sake!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the comment about "body positivity"... by attempting to hide your body with a compression tube for your waist. If someone was body positive, they wouldn't need that thing, they'd just go out and about jiggling and flopping everywhere.
[–]carlosx86-644 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All this hurts when you finally get to bang the shapeshifter :(
[–]NoThirst3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...spanx...fake from head to toe. Kardashian is the queen of this shit...has her own line...what do you think she looks like out of it?
[–]Mathiya2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chicanery!
[–]vector56330 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey man....fat chicks need lovin too. Lol....
[–]mblazin15320 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But remember the feminists wanna remind you that she's beautiful at any size but also demanding men be wealthy and jacked.
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Because, you know, women don't care that much about how men look.
[–]markhamONT2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Proving it
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That last part could not have been said better
[–]kyledontcare2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth never hurts. In fact it's best to have it hurt so that you get moving.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
My favorite first date used to be swimming for just this reason.
[–]ctgjerts46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
LOL one of my employees had what he called a shower test. Wouldnt get serious about a girl until they'd showered together. Cut a lot of chaff in the process. I believe the term is butter face.
[+]CBDOnMyMind3-24 points-23 points-22 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Butter face is for the fatties. You got fatties, clowns, and warlords. Clown paint is what most girls do. But some bitches crank it up a notch....
[–][deleted] 55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I thought butter face was when her body was great but she had an ugly, bad, or unappealing face. Like "wow her body and tits are a 9, 'but her' face is hideous."
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[–]Googlepost6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This - ex wife was buttery, but a great cook and amazing in the sack... until she caught a bad case of AWALT and went off the deep end.
9/10 body but 5/10 face.
[–]lifeunfilled9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, hence "everything looks good butter (bud'her) face."
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everything but her (butter) face
[–]RunawayGrain3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Butterface = "everything looks good but her face."
[–]hork2311 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
" Butter face is for the fatties "
Butter golem
[–]Nathaniel661 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same! Aquapark/ swimming pool, my best 1st date. 80% of them rejected my invitation and wanted classic stuff like a movie, but i knew they had something to hide and dodged that bullet :D
[–]eirikr140 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I often do this too, but only because I like swimming and showing off the “guns”. Except most girls refuse to get their head/hair wet. So they will still avoid it even if they swim
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They get Chad, once...then he's a phantom... Haha
[–]Remainselusive44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women on OKCUPID rate 80% of men as "below average" attractiveness.
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And they rate more than 50% as "ugly"
[–]Cringerepublic2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or "creepy." Because apparently every guy they find unattractive is a rapist.
[–]Cringerepublic3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly why dating apps should ban photos with makeup.
[–]KoTaLKaptain37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Shit, even when they do have natural beauty 9/10 they wanna ruin it with millions of dollars worth of surgery ...
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I don't get why heavy makeup is attractive some people. They look like clowns, flags them as high maintenance, its a waste of time and money and you know they're insecure as all hell.
[–]RhyderHD_013 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have you seen that coating that almost looks orangish/red brown on some of them? ( i think it might be to simulate sunbathing) it literally makes my stomach turn upside down. Like i get it you have to cover your skin and all but what’s the point if you choose a different path to the same end?
Yeah, fake tan. Fake everything, and normally comes with a personality that is heavily tied into their fake looks.
[–]NoThirst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...the problem isnt how bad the make-up looks...it's how hideous they look without it.
[–]Yikesletsupackthis23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women spend all of their lives with their faces covered in chemicals, their bodies hidden in loose shrouds to hide their fat and their feet on tiny stilts and no one thinks that's weird.
[–]YoSerato26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The most deceiving shit ever, excessive makeup should be frowned upon in society. Have seen many girls who I thought were 8-10/10 turn into looking like meth/crackheads when you catch them off guard.
[–]RhyderHD_011 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smoking probably doesn’t help
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I dated this girl once who had a decent face, was slightly bigger, but cool to chill with...what killed it for me was I met her dad and then realized that her O face made her look exactly like her dad. And I'm heterosexual, so that was that.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL that's why you make sure she orgasms while in doggy only
[–]RSTBFium2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you make sure she orgasms
Uh...that's HER job, not mine.
[–]StraightShooter20191 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
O face?!
[–]3333333333221 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Orgasm face
[–]MysteriousRacerD-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Orgasm Face?
[–]mgtow-for-life0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]omarsn9312 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They wear makeup, do plastic surgeries and enlarge their boobs and asses and have the audacity to call us ugly lol. If a guy is ugly he is basically doomed, there is nothing he can do about it not like them.
[–]ssavkkk0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean we can also have plastic surgery
[–]omarsn933 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is the ratio of men to women who have plastic surgeries? Plus, its very unacceptable in many societies. At least in mine.
[–]spaceman_spliff77710 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just look at the porn industry. Nearly all of the women are hideous without makeup.
[–]EnslavedOpethFan0539 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish more guys would realize this.
[–]phracea6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes.
[–]FrozenVoid5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doubt all eyecandy - its all meant to deceive and entrap. The whole scheme of modern women is insincerity and artificiality, attempting to be a sexual object.
When they say something is "objectifying" its admitting they don't reach the mark and have to 'makeup' harder - they never think their natural state is their actual worth, its something like a doll base for building up a fake image(artificial femininity) that they have to roleplay out. The actual goblin beneath all that makeup and plastic surgery is still there and will eventually break out as they age or stop faking it(after marriage, due being financially secure), thats whats called here "The Wall".
[–]IkemenKyoushi234 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And will be removed permanently after hitting the wall.
You can see when they know the wall is near/passed...they glob it and fake bake
[–]kriskros184 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Behind every beautiful woman is a man, who’s tired of fckin her.
[–]SlowJellyfish14 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... because he's seen her w/o her makeup...
[–]Red_Pill_Philosopher1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The other 5% tends to vanish the minute they start talking
[–]eirikr142 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100% accurate. It’s very rare to find a woman who looks beautiful without makeup. The fact that they put so much time, money, and effort to paint over their actual face speaks volumes on their sanity.
[–]luckfawyersinstitute1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It used to only be called cosmetics.
Make up is the term given to it, because in the morning, when a guy see what he's really getting, she has to make up...
[–]RSTBFium1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most women are uglier than men, which is why it is socially acceptable for them to wear fakeup.
[–]youngblue780 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
97% get your percentage right
[–]GerinX0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol you know it.
Good old fake up
[–]berite1day0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I prefer the natural look. Nowadays men use all the things women use to enhance themselves and we can easily be confused. Imagine getting sucked off by a lady boy.
[–]kitkatinthehat4200 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay but im hot without makeup. Can i call you ugly now or ? How does this apply to naturally beautiful people? We all aren't mongols, you know.
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