So my buddy(MGTOW) and I went to Starbucks and he drives a BMW I8. Really cool car,. We pulled up and and their were so many girls enjoying a coffee outside. One girl was sitting with 4 other girls (all super hot).

Yells out “nice car!”

So I responded without missing a step: “nice shovel”

My friend completed the sentence “have you found any gold lately?”

All with us laughing as we didn’t even stop making our way into Starbucks. Needless to say the entire crowd was fucking mortified for her, but a few guys you could see were just holding back a smirk.

The worst part is my buddy and I are both handsome and in fairly great shape. (Not bragging).

But it was epic!!!!!