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[–]ParalyticPoison199 points200 points201 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
"I'm a dragon slaying demi-god, in Skyrim."
[–]Uesugi198974 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Have you heard of Talos? Yeah, I am a direct descendant
[–]ParalyticPoison55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Have you heard of the High-elves?"
[–]SpacemanSpiff05528 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
eats bread
AAAG
dies
[–]carninja6816 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Have you been to the cloud district often?
[–]Zilo8811 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?"
[–]bfte21 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll have you know that there is no PUSSAAAAAYYYYY
[–]john_moura0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You worship Talos?
He's not even a Divine!
Bow down to Auri-El, Nord!
[–]Doggsen0914 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I‘m a big tiddy anime chick in Skyrim, mad?
[–]Geckobird5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a lone wanderer who immediately received next level marksman and survival skills immediately entering a nuclear wasteland at age 19 after spending my entire childhood locked in an underground vault.
[–]Piyapiyush4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m god, in god of war”
[–]DarkDragonX123124 points125 points126 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Takes more skill to play call of duty
[–]photoedfade17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
ehhhhhh that depends on the difficulty settings.
[–]RedditCreditSMH19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
females always play on recruit but that's just facts
[–]autoeroticassfxation15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't you know that facts are sexist?
[–]KoopaKlaw5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Facts - The new symbol of the alt-right.
[–]photoedfade1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if there is anything i can agree with on the mgtow, that would be one of the sentiments. most sjw's think that facts=alt right.
[–]DarkDragonX1233 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even on easy. It’s a lot harder than taking a pic of yourself with a duck face
ehh have you tried making someone look pretty without making them look like a fuckin clown? lol. it is actually pretty hard. hair styling is also kind of an art, and is pretty hard without practice. it is why people go to school for stuff like that.. unless i got it wrong and she meant only on herself. on yourself it takes a bit but by that age you would know exactly how, and it would be just like putting on clothes.
[–]Docbear644 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You haven't seen my K/D ratio I take it ? cries
[–]DanSebastopole2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😆 It’s funny because it’s true!
[–]bamabeatsny65 points66 points67 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'm the lone wanderer in Fallout.
[–]ParalyticPoison40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lone wanderer in Clown-world is actually a thing at this point.
[–]DirtieHarry14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except you're not alone... just outnumbered.
[–]Googlepost12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are Field Knight in the Brotherhood of Steel
[–]Zilo881 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dogmeat is best companion.
[–]DashingWolf43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It actually takes skill to be good at Call of Duty
[–]Ericfyre17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fast reaction speed yes
[–]RYANfromSILLYREVIEWS37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ima a starting point guard for the nba 2k20 New Orleans Pelicans.
[–]Mikeytikey12325 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm an investment banker in Farmville Online
[–]x6x6x6198223 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Some Instagram models right here!
[–]asspop118 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
hahaha, these instragram models are just prostitutes! the ones who go to Dubai get turned out.
[–]x6x6x6198221 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now think back how many Instagram hoe... cough, I meant models have Dubai in their profile, or how many you know have been to Dubai... wink wink.
[–]thenotoriousdougie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could have answered “I have delusions too”.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
im a multimillionaire that can make all your dreams come true
in cities skylines
[–]carninja681 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That’s how you play cities skyline? I’ve been playing it the Rob Ford way of just smoking a bunch of crack.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lol i like to nuke them with a meteor every once in a while just to remind them whos in charge
[–]carninja681 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah I see you play it the God way where you build the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah and then destroy them for being sodomites
[–]fat_lesbians_lul1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
occasionally ye
too satisfying not to
[–]SummerPlayerYT0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too
[–]Yashugan007 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is sooooo good. 100% destruction
[–]kayfab7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol instagram yet another piece of shit social media crap,,, seems everyone is a model on this shit hahahah
[–]jeosol4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seal operator in Call of Duty.
[–]cant-stand_ya5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm Lionel fucking Messi in FIFA
[–]nate1123322 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm busy waging a guerilla war against a worldwide totalitarian government established by ETs interested in humanity's genome and psionic potential.
(Edit: It's xcom 2 if anyone's interested.)
[–]Chad1Stevens2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm an entrepreneur
Really masturbates in front of a web cam for video game players
[–]moadotexe2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am Steve the miner
[–]HoldenBalzac2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On the internet, I'm a teenage dominatrix with big tiddies. Send me $. IRL, I'm a dog.
[–]Electronic_Record2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
veritas
[–]NickTesla20182 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm Lord British from Ultima.
[–]RedCBR9002 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i'm a musician in Rock Band
[–]lonewolfsigmamgtow2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am Ryu from Street Fighter.
[–]Ricky5841 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect match.
[–]AnonymousPredictions1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or make-up artist
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I Slay demons in hell, with a super shotgun
[–]truth-forager1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha they both carry the same weight, both make-believe.
[–]DesnTroy1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a multi-millionaire in GTA
I'm a real estate tycoon in Sim City.
[–]escape7771 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a successful mining business in idle miner.
Why is this NSFW?
[–]TrojanPiece1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm the president of USA, Teddy Roosevelt in Civilization 6
[–]BlasphemousMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am a hero in Dota2
[–]nigga_in_da_hood1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm a crowbar-wielding scientist.
[–]DiabolicAvenger1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wake up and.... smell the ashes.....
[–]julianleung1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give me 3
[–]TheAlcoholicOne1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a Proselyte Knight, and I easily killed Jad.
[–]ShadownShock0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a 200 CP dwarf ranger in GURPS
[–]Zachjsrf0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
Guess who I am.
[–]quijote30002 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Doom Slayer!
[–]DiabolicAvenger0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am The one they call, "Marked One"
I survived in the Chernobyl exclusion zone for years....
[–]nigga_in_da_hood1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get out of here Stalker!
See you at the 100 Rads Brother!
[–]HighAfBullfrog0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not sure what that has to do with MGTOW ?
[–]dodgedthatbulletboi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s humor.
[–]TrumpTrainer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIW4HMl81hw
[–]HmoobMikah0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am the chosen undead in Dark Souls.
[–]ProdigalPlaneswalker0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I AM A PLANESWALKER.
HERE I RULE!
flips table
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha as if an instagram model would talk to us.
[–]your_a_idiet0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dank
[–]BipolarKing140 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CEO in GTAV hehehe
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