I was married for 7 years. Fortunately, no kids. Since the separation 8 months ago, I’ve quit working, traveled to 14 countries, lost 30 lbs and put on 10 lbs of muscle, bought the watches and guns that I like, played countless hours of video games, slept with more girls than the number of months I’ve been single, got a hair transplant and veneers, I look and feel a decade younger, I sleep sprawled out in a king bed, I don’t have to put up with inlaws or her douchy friends, I don’t have to get drained by listening to her blab all day about nothing...I’ll be honest...I think I died and went to heaven and I just don’t know it yet...