I've stuck my dick in crazy one too many times, and I am just done with it. I am tired of having to live my life in fear of when the next drama bomb will get dropped on my life. You wouldn't believe the number of women I "knocked up" since my vasectomy, or how crazy someone really can become. Seriously I think estrogen is more potent than LSD.

I'd rather pay for sex legally in Nevada, than to put up with the insanity, spend all my free time, and money to ruin my life. Women are worse than a bad coke habit. Seriously.

Trying to stay single is a challenge, if you are a good looking man, women just refuse to take no for an answer.

My solution to this dilemma:

Create a fake girlfriend on facebook, and wear a fake wedding ring.

I do this because it is easier than fighting.

It's crazy how you can explain to a person that you don't want to be in a relationship, how relationships don't survive a cost/benefit or risk/reward analysis, and somehow they still think you want to date them.

I've grown tired of having to fight with people, telling them no, I will not go out with you 15 or 20 times, and having to become a real asshole to get them to leave you alone.

Women don't handle rejection well, they can't believe someone would turn them down, like some ultimate insult, or they will try and convince you how you are wrong and they really are your type and how they could make it work out. It never ends.

It's much much much easier just to pretend to be in a committed relationship, they still flirt but at least you have a socially acceptable excuse for not reciprocating.