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[–]1nyro225 points226 points227 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Her comedy subject matter is really just about her vagina.
[–]kspmatt62 points63 points64 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
BuT mY vAgInA
[–]SWTCH_D1G1TS27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hErE iN mY vAgInA...
[–]Gordon-G39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and who cares about that over used-abused snatch?!
[–]DEVOmay9739 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The lackluster content of her comedy is bad enough, but she can't even deliver it well. She's basically only in the comedy industry because "wE nEeD mOrE fEmAlE rOlE mOdElS!"
[–]love-me-tendies22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also because she is Jewish and related to Chuck Schumer.
[–]explicit_implication 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep
if ever you see an incompetent woman doing some high-status media related job, look into it
chances are good that she's Jewish
[–]relevantretriever3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k06lLDDe-b4
[–]Herpnderp145 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right, that's all female "humor" is, just vagina.
[–]wielty8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are actually a fairly decent amount of funny female comedians it's just painfully apparent that their sketches nearly always involve themselves in some way. Men are just a lot better at the timing of their jokes.
Perfect example
[–]onbakeplatinum5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women are funny, get used to it.
[–]Ixonia11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Some women are funny. Joan Rivers, Betty White, Carol Burnett, Tina Fey, Lucille Ball, LaWanda Page, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kathleen Madigan...etc. It's just for every funny woman there's a thousand funny dudes.
[–]axxxman4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are in general funnier than women because women don't have to be funny to succeed in mating.
Also when you say this to anyone ever, they will respond: "Well female X is funny".
[–]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maria Bamford
[–]memelord360420 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair it's the only thing they have that's worth anything
[–]DangZagnut149 points150 points151 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
That's not true, her jokes were good when they came from a man originally.
[–]Fat_Head_Carl54 points55 points56 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
RIP Patrice O'Neal
[–]anotherent3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
King if kings. Wish we could hear his perspective today. And I wish that almost every single day.
[–]Fat_Head_Carl3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I saw him in Philly, two weeks before he passed. He was a motherfucking titan on stage. His crowd work was like none other.
That poor interracial (white chick, and asian dude) couple he talked to were crying laughing, and embarrassed as fuck at the same time. It was magical.
[–]anotherent2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That’s beautiful. No one else would try do this today. How did he roast them?
[–]Fat_Head_Carl3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
among other things, asking pointed questions about their sex life.
He was such a pro at asking WRONG shit in a funny way.
[–]the_m3me_monster0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So edgy?
Edit: love your username
[–]Fat_Head_Carl1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patrice was a true craftsman, it wasn't contrived... It was hilariously invasive.
[–]XteveMcQueen72 points73 points74 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Whoa. This looks like Amy Schumer 150 lbs. ago.
[–]Curious_Oogway12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see photoshop commercial here...
[–]Haste-8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? She actually looks alright, it doesn’t make her “comedy” or “personality” any better though.
[–]ThirstySasquatch62 points63 points64 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
When I dated, I always made a point to ask if the woman found Amy funny. If they did find her funny, Id end the date early and not even bother to pump and dump
[–]Gordon-G30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
... why take a chance with the #metoo radicals lurking around every corner
[–]ThirstySasquatch21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This was back awhile ago. Before I really started going my own way. I don't date anymore now
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Most women are liberals anyways (without even knowing what that means) and are incapable of a conservation not involving them bashing their friends, let alone a conservation period.
[–]KumonRoguing5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God this pisses me off. The large majority of women have literally nothing interesting to say.
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate women who don't know hat that menas. In fact, I hate women in general. Am I right, fellow MGTOWs?
[–]ziggmuff4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love stuff like this.
Simple question that tells you so much about a persons personality.
[–]Bozo_the_Podiatrist5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You never dated
[–]Lyradex2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to use a somewhat similar test. I'd play Red Sovine's 'Teddy Bear'. If their eyes didn't get misty I'd kick the sociopath out of my truck and drive off. I joke, slightly, because I have straight walked out on dates over that silly song. Lmao
[–]kaolin2241 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's awesome, going to borrow this. It's genius because that question cuts through the bullshit at the speed of a beer or less. You can walk away at the cost of $4 and save the time.
[–]CSM_Pepper45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Recently in the Oval Office with Pelosi and Pence:
Trump: Your cousin Amy is ugly and fat as fuck, Chuck.
Schumer: I know.
[–]memelord360420 34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Nobody is laughing now" yeah you got that right
[–]Gordon-G22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She is a talentless hack...butt ugly as well
[–]SupurSAP10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Strategic use of butt there.
[–]Harrybud0719 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she is fat and repugnant, common traits for females of today...
[–]Itiswrittenkjv161112 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Comedian? I thought she was a pig?
[–]TGWWHOW14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought she was a pig?
how dare you!
you have insulted the entire suidae family with that comment, shame on you sir.
[–]HullGuy14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Let's give some credit to Bob Monkhouse whose joke this is: 'People laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian, well they're not laughing now'.
[–]GenericBadGuyNumber37 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep, scrolled down to see if anyone had said this. This is an old Bob Monkhouse joke. Schumer has never come out with anything worthy of repetition or imitation.
[–]margoose870 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I also scrolled for the same comment. Glad I wasn't alone
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Hey, this is 100% wrong. The best joke to ever pass through her lips was Anthony Jeselnik's dick.
[–]114dniwxom5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeselnik hit that? How fuckin' drunk was he? Was he even conscious?
[–]ztsmart4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/funnywomen
[–]assraider21 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women are not funny.... why can’t people accept that fact
[–]churchchannel2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At the very least they are way less funny on average
[–]lukeyj_gtfc-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Generally I'd agree, but Victoria Wood has some hilarious stuff. Most are pretty terrible though.
[–]CryingHappyMonkey 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very true... "no one is laughing now"
lol
[–]D3NTONs3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop it you haters! I genuinely rofl'd when she promised she'd stop looking "super-fuckable"!
Y'all have no sense of humor.
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[–]GenericBadGuyNumber30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd love to hammerfist her face. Repeatedly.
[–]Xxtourlife0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂
Her Best Joke of 2018
[–]Bobby2016b2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The joke referenced here was originally made by the late Bob Monkhouse.
[–]aj_memes 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is this MGTOW? Why are we giving women attention?
[–]nenieco3 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Out of the loop, anyone can explain? Who is she?
[–]passwordweak 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based tumblr
[–]Greyhuk1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A chainsaw could not cut the irony...
[–]JeanClaudeDruncker 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Alright, but guys. In this particular picture, can we admit she looks doable?
I'm talking about the picture as it is, Photoshop and overexposure and all.
[–]Ixonia0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of the things I see missing here is context.
If I were still 22 and working as a concrete mason (I was fit and stylish) I never would consider giving her a moment of my time. I turned down sex from much better looking women back then.
These days I wouldn't sleep with her in particular, but a woman that had her body shape is well within my taste.
I was 22 back in 1990 and I haven't had callouses on my hands for over twenty years. I make a heap more money but being a desk jockey doesn't always leave time for the gym.
The women like I used to bang are still available for a price but that's unsatisfying if you enjoyed the hunt.
[–]MushroomMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jew
[–]DarborSeals 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women think she's hilarious. That's her market.
[–]NoThirst0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they find the word "va-jay-jay" hysterical.
...whats REALLY funny was the last instruction to that photographer..."make my ass look good"
[–]114dniwxom0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her market is Dairy Queen.
[–]PericlesWrites0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I just laughed out loud in a busy Jewish deli.
[–]wtfboooom2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Was it Kosher for you to do so?
[–]PericlesWrites0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well the Sabbat ended yesterday so I’m sure I’m fine. ;)
[–]paulus500 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Irony is not without a sense of humour.
[–]thewobblywelder0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh. What a toxic person.
[–]TheSud0070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ironic
[–]Norn_Queen_Yurei0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That post is funnier because it's a line from Bob Monkhouse. He wrote a lot of Bob Hope's material too
[–]xiaomismartphone0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the "nobody is laughing now" is some eminem level punchline shit.
[–]danielmd920 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean "nobody is laughing now"...
At her jokes
[–]DemonGroover0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mate of mine actually slept with a girl who looked just like Schumer "just for a laugh"
[–]Sihas0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody is laughing now coz her jokes are dry as fuck
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oy Vey Amy Schumer, cousin of libtard/globalist US Senator Chuck Schumer hero of the cuckland. Neither of them funny and a large part of the problem.
[–]john_moura0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nobody is laughing now...
Well... That's the problem.
[–]Stahlboden0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wee-wee of the schmuck who has to fuck Amy is the funniest joke that passed her lips.
[–]Cristi_Tanase0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she just stole the commedy act from others, indeed is no laughing matter, she is a fraud
also, her uncle helped her escape jail, while all the others that were involved got years of prison, she only got "community sentence", read more about how she stole jewelry some years back
[–]your_inner_asshole 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If women find her funny, good for them, but I'll take Steven Wright and Norm MacDonald over her any day.
[–]J_the_Assassin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The picture is accurate. Nobody is laughing. Because she isn’t funny.
[–]are_videos0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"nobody is laughing now"
true
[–]ApertureBear0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, some of her jokes are great. They were just written and performed better by other comedians a decade prior.
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit that is funny. Yep no one is laughing now is correct.
[–]Long_Range_Shooter0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is really funny is how clueless the people of NY are, who keep reelecting her father to the Senate every six years.
[–]247spyz4life0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’re trying real hard to make her look hot here.
[–]IReallyHatePeriods0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]dick_head680 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian. Nobody is laughing now
When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian.
Nobody is laughing now
Litteraly
[–]Futureman9991 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Her jokes smell like a small barnyard animal (on a good day)
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Hey, this is 100% wrong. The best joke to ever pass through her lips was Anthony Jeselnik's dick.
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