Simp chronicles!! 😁 😁

Red_pilledman · 2018-07-25T16:09:45+00:00

Translation : Now that I touch money I take pride in being a slave to women.

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-07-25T16:39:13+00:00

What he meant to say was now that he makes money he can get girl. What a simp.

strongandhappy · 2018-07-25T16:09:29+00:00

Assuming she could be helped, money isn't going to do it, you're just enabling their dependence. Women today need character qualities like determination, focus, work ethic, responsibility, gratitude, etc. He probably thinks buying her a nice car is improving her life.

DickRulez · 2018-07-25T16:40:40+00:00

Briffault's law. Any benefit you give her she will still leave you if you stop. No loyalty

roxon89 · 2018-07-25T16:10:02+00:00

He will learn. Soon enough.

Bad_Driver69 · 2018-07-25T17:05:46+00:00

Women always bite the hand that feeds them. No sympathy for this guy when he gets screwed.

Vaxel00 · 2018-07-25T17:02:19+00:00

I swear, these guys sound like they're being held at gun point.

Docbear64 · 2018-07-25T16:42:04+00:00

I'm happy for him he's making money and now has female attention he's on his way up the ladder.... He'll reach the peak in which no amount of money makes her happy and yet her demands get more expensive ( probably after marriage) and then he'll be crying about gold diggers in 5 years when she tries to take every cent he still has after supporting her..... have fun supporting her ... this rollercoaster has only just begun.

SomethinLikDis · 2018-07-25T17:54:07+00:00

They misspelled cuck in the title

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-07-25T17:58:29+00:00

The only thing sadder than being born into slavery is willingly putting the chains on yourself.

Emanresu_rouy_esoohc · 2018-07-25T18:14:36+00:00

Now that I have money, I went from a part-time SIMP to a full-time SIMP

TheOnlyThing-Sufjan · 2018-07-25T18:34:19+00:00

Its fun that when a man spends money on a woman its called supporting her, being there for her. When a woman spends money on a man he is a deadbeat a loser and everything terrible under the sun.

Disregard women, aquire currency

orionface · 2018-07-25T21:50:21+00:00

Has no idea how many women that are just laughing at him.

HeartlessSam · 2018-07-25T16:41:05+00:00

lol haha good for you buddy...

lulz3r · 2018-07-25T17:07:47+00:00

With any luck he’ll finance her side squeezes.

gravelheart · 2018-07-25T18:14:25+00:00

Thanks, cuck. One less golddigger on the street.

falcon10474 · 2018-07-25T18:44:33+00:00

I'm just going to sit back, subscribe to his bull shit and just be patient and wait for the #metoo charge against him or the divorce rape, then we'll see how dope that shit is

IncognitoMaster91 · 2018-07-25T18:46:32+00:00

He finally realizes you can pay for pussy without having to go out looking for a "prositute".

MgtowisDaWey · 2018-07-25T23:55:39+00:00

What he takes pride in is improving her life for the next guy she monkey branches to. She can use your social status/money to meet richer guys and improve her looks. It’s a win/win for her and a lose/lose for you. For this is the calling of the cuck.

bassplayer1975 · 2018-07-25T17:22:35+00:00

you total cock smuggler. enjoy simp life

TryDoingSomethingNew · 2018-07-25T18:21:41+00:00

He is certainly not an "expert coach" at all, given his naivety.

AstralHunter123 · 2018-07-25T19:05:32+00:00

Blue pill cuck.

SleepyMethHead · 2018-07-25T21:20:08+00:00

D’oh! (Homer Simpson voice)...

Damn, he got the money n went left. Tsk tsk

binrobinro · 2018-07-25T22:29:10+00:00

He touches money when he cashes his check, and then hands it to her.

Datson_Horrenbrand · 2018-07-25T18:06:14+00:00

I literally cant believe a man could have written this lol

raptur_jesus · 2018-07-25T18:43:20+00:00

One eye blinded by wealth

The other by pussy

unpluggedoasis · 2018-07-25T19:41:41+00:00

"Touch money" wtf does that even mean. God these people are morons,

jayouth1991 · 2018-07-25T19:49:11+00:00

If I couldn't get them when I'm broke, bored and miserable, why would I want them when I'm rich, happy and can do whatever the hell I want because of the unlimited choices money gives me.

Red_Pill_Dynamics · 2018-07-25T22:25:55+00:00

Sooooooooooo...He's trying to justify handing over his surplus of money to thot gold-diggers lol. I see.

Talk about a thirsty cuck simp.

Ronin_Black · 2018-07-25T22:49:08+00:00

Said no woman ever.

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-07-26T01:04:52+00:00

This guy is so far from my world that I seriously cannot make heads or tails of what he is trying to say. He used to think gold diggers sucked but now he gives money to them, and he sells heroin/dope?

jasonmiles2014 · 2018-07-26T03:26:45+00:00

This guy deserves all of our simp-athy.

Sol_Install · 2018-07-25T17:11:30+00:00

Time for me to hit him up. Gonna be Dante the Masculine Representing Transgender Lesbian. Save me Oh White Knight!

PrayForWaves117 · 2018-07-25T17:54:06+00:00

I want to downvote this image without taking any karma from op. Guess I’ll upvote.

ConfidentHoverhander · 2018-07-25T18:41:53+00:00

Wow, this guy is doing it all wrong. How is her spending your money "dope"?

kayfab · 2018-07-25T21:56:34+00:00

Well if the EXPERT COACH CHRIS says it, it must be true.

INTPeen · 2018-07-25T22:05:49+00:00

Simper fi

Herpnderp145 · 2018-07-26T00:01:58+00:00

No Coach, you moron! You have it all wrong!

WhistlingAlong · 2018-07-26T00:57:53+00:00

Chris. You are done.

syd-heich · 2018-07-26T03:15:00+00:00

old cuckdonald had a farm eeeya eeeeya yo

rockorbe2002 · 2018-07-26T03:50:37+00:00

Oh boy, another "consultant."

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-07-26T10:25:42+00:00

so a young, healthy, good looking man couldn't get pussy BEFORE he touched money?

this is a typical willy wonka thot producing factory worker

sep00 · 2018-07-28T07:57:04+00:00

I'm curious, what kind of coaching is he doing?...

MarketWatcher9456 · 2018-07-25T16:37:04+00:00

Simp of the day right there. Keep your resources for what is important.

Narcissus3669 · 2018-07-25T22:50:48+00:00

The only thing “dope” here is you.

Amnesia2508 · 2018-07-26T00:36:10+00:00

No fool like a simp fool.

vivab0rg · 2018-07-26T02:37:11+00:00

Just. Don't.

black-trash-man · 2018-07-26T02:41:12+00:00

What...

mathathon1234 · 2018-07-26T07:16:40+00:00

He knows he is lying to himself, thats why he doesnt give a reason that he stopped thinking AWALT

RustCole76 · 2018-07-26T08:35:48+00:00

Translation: Now that i'm rich i get to fuck a lot.

xnesteax · 2018-07-26T09:04:16+00:00

Poor guy. My condolences.

OldTimeyENT · 2018-07-26T09:04:51+00:00

Probably a teller at mcdonalds. He be touchin moneyz n shieet

Title	Simp chronicles!! 😁 😁
Author	kstunta
Upvotes	336
Comments	61
Date	July 25, 2018 4:04 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/91t4u0/simp_chronicles/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/simp-chronicles.519849 https://theredarchive.com/post/519849

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