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[–]DannyTTT55215 points216 points217 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I love the accuracy of the movie to portray the mental ability of simps
[–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Nah, forest gump was a war hero and very fucking successful. The best Simps can do is defend their lady on twitter and twitch chat
[–]Prototype_Grendel41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can be successful, and still a simp.
[–]DatGamerCrazy2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
glances at idubbz
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[–]NikolaFingarov2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR1rV6MtIco
[–]DKN349 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In his defense, had a lower IQ, Dumb as a Chicken Egg, still made it, but... that’s the movie part, I’ve seen intelligent men who are as dumb as fuck, simps will always simp (and hard)
[–]asspop118 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fuck that puta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgK8SBAfro
[–]TrooperRage98 points99 points100 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
“If you can’t accept a woman who spent her 20s and early 30s finding herself, you ain’t a real man. A real man steps up to that plate and eats those leftovers and pays the bill so the lady don’t have to. These older more mature women have been with the bad boys, sometimes multiple at the same time, and they now know that they should settle down. A real man will wife her up quick. She’s the prize. She’s the queen.”
—Derrick Jaxn
[–]RayPiest60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Same guy wrote the book “single mothers are for grown men only”
[–]KaitouNala71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wow what an ultracuck
[–]resist-12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Captain ultracuck !
[–]asspop133 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmaoo!! dudeee this guy has have to be doing this shit only for money. He can't be really believing that shit.
[–]HiredNote14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I checked his pics and don't see a ring on any finger. If the guy who really believed that shit, he'd practice what he preaches.
[–]Gordon-G18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s seen more sausage than a butcher shop
[–]ayram382411 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thats borderline disturbing. what self respecting man thinks like that?
[–]sawyer941177 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you can't accept me at my best you don't accept me at my worst. What's that? You're no longer at your best? Byeeeeeeeee!
[–]longlivestheking6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is this satire?
[–]Seagram74 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought the exact thing. It sounded too sarcastic to be true.
[–]smiledontcry3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha I wrote the exact same thing, and scrolled down to see your comment.
[–]TrooperRage0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s not a direct quote, it’s something he would probably say.
[–]smiledontcry1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Peroxidekid0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Derrick Jaxn sounds like a real jackass.
[–]ragnarking70 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sarcasm right?
[–]Phantom_Spark58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Gotta love the red pill.
A man who starts off with less than nothing and a disadvantage in life busts his ass to get everything he has and becomes successful.
His reward? A used up disease ridden skank who doesn’t even care about him.
Says more about men than anything. If you see no value in your life that you would allow someone like this into your life...
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[–]Phantom_Spark2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. She rode the bus til the wheels broke off and the engine exploded. Then she stayed with Captain Save A Ho years after the wall when she was completely worthless in every regard.
[–]xEman26x1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its actual Christianity but it doesn’t excuse anybody from willfully living in opposition to Gd.
[–]Stedelijkepuin20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I found this weird about the move when I was already a 10 year old. On the other hand Forrest was retarded, went through life with luck and his wife died short after marriage.
[–]Annual-Wonder1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought as a kid, "Only a real retard can simp like this."
[–]DisgruntledReddit00750 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Single mom with hepatitis C
[–]matthewcoy46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hate this movie for that very thing
[–]asspop120 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is how it ended for me.
https://youtu.be/xK1XOwrj-vI?t=42
[–]Gordon-G4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Excelente 😎
[–]DKN340 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Run Forest, Run...”
[–]no_gal_friend20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
too bad that he ran the WRONG way.....
[–]Guitar4fun40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Woman wait at the finish line and fuck the winners. All other men are disposable.
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[–]Dark_Shroud0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The books says she had Hep-C, most of us who only watched the movie figured it was HIV.
I remember thinking that as a kid that she probably had HIV. Because back in the 90s health classes stilled educated us on STDs.
[–]Guitar4fun0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, you explained to a T woman’s apex-male predatory nature and their view of men from an Apex perspective due to female solipsism. Also the simps/beta losers even run the risk of falling into Omega because whatever they’ve acquired in their life being a beta can be taken away by the government as soon as a woman’s hypergamy kicks in or she resents the beta who under performs based on her perception in comparison to the Chad alpha on spring break back in the party years. Which is sad, because even the winners and top 1 perenters can be turned into losers overnight like Jeff Bezos and Johnny Deep when woman suddenly change their minds one day and the gynocentric media just grills these men like dogs, or like Hyenas from lion king.
[–]badaboomxx18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Since I was a kid I always thought that Forrest didn't deserve that kind of woman. I hated jenny since the beginning.
[–]bieberblows16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jenny is the typical woman. You are not good enough for her when she is young but when she is used up then she is oh such a catch.
Remember when she said to Forrest that he doesn't know what love is? She was calling him a loser who will never hold a place in her heart.
[–]driticool11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I can't comprehend how my generation isn't misogynist to some degree, when we literally grew up on Forest Gump. It worked for me...
[–]faridle774 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
True and it makes sense. And every single cunt is a Jenny kinda like in Matrix they are all Agent Smith.
[–]Wide-Brick6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
[–]Dark_Shroud1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check out Blackpilled's review of the movie:
" A Box of Chocolates"
[–]hockeyguy0135 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And my Vagina has been pounded into an unrecognizable mess.
[–]Evilopoly905 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the sequel to the original book, Forrest finds out the kid Jenny had wasn't his. And Forrest suspects this throughout the entire book before finding out for certain. But decides to keep raising the now teenage kid by himself.
[–]xMB994 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought it said simp billionaire at first.
[–]CruelHandLucas3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My last relationship was like Forrest Gump. I was retarded and she was a whore.
[–]faridle772 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember seeing this film in school around 7 grade. Do not think my teacher had the intention of redpilling me. It always kinda irked me she just fucked around then came running back for stable ground. But I must say Jenny is the poster girl for the modern female in all its aspect unable to take responsibility for any action taken by herself.
[–]MASTERoQUADEMAN2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...Then leave you again
[–]BullTopia2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OK JENNY.
[–]Thatguyshetolduabout1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The kids was Forrests kids in the movie. At least that's something
[–]smiledontcry4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forrest believes that too, and he has an IQ of 75.
[–]Soltonin2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it was a real situation , not a fictional movie , what do you think the chances its his kid would be ?
[–]therealjaster1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*Insert picture of messy Arby's roast beef sandwich*
[–]ir0nm0ney[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lads
[–]thehedgehawg0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'I might not be a veru smart man... but I know what a whore is, Jen-nay'
[–]Ricksanchez22780 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mama always said life is like gonorrhea. It burns and drips the most foulest of things.
[–]Notlikeotherguys0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's surprising actually, how effed up the love story aspect of that movie was. Even now, I remember how it pissed me off and everyone else who saw the movie as well. A real red pill there in an otherwise feel good movie. I saw another meme once that went something like I had a relationship like Forrest and Jenny, she was a whore and I was retarded.
[–]Dark_Shroud0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Chakra_Devourer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
this guy got a reasonable discussion:
https://www.quora.com/In-Forrest-Gump-was-there-any-proof-that-Jennys-child-was-really-Forrests
that ain't forest's kid. The movie tries its best to make it seems it's his kid by making him and the kid till their heads as they watch tv.
[–]prbonfanti0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OK, a lot of movies i never stopped to see, forest gump, titanic, pretty woman.
I did lost something valuable there?
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