Sure you do

HltvFanBoy · 2019-02-20T17:05:35+00:00

Not that much for a whale

DangZagnut · 2019-02-20T16:49:20+00:00

Then she take a breath, breathes out her blow hole, and gives a look see for any Japanese whalers.

ReaditMaterial · 2019-02-20T18:30:45+00:00

She floats 2 and a half kilometers a day.

TheGreatEvil · 2019-02-20T17:20:26+00:00

In lard maybe

Secondstoryguy6969 · 2019-02-20T18:04:14+00:00

I’m remember participating in water survival classes in the military. The women were generally much better at it because all the dudes were skinny with no body fat and the women were fluffy and floated. I remember a few of the more fluffy ones making comments that it wasn’t that hard.

TrueChad69 · 2019-02-20T18:40:52+00:00

She died from a heart attack no a while ago. Fucking fat acceptence morons.

BinaryBitz101 · 2019-02-20T19:45:36+00:00

Please use nsfw next time

mongolian_usa · 2019-02-20T18:24:18+00:00

Didn't she die due to complications from being morbidly obese. Or was that another fat acceptance land whale?

FlyingSxSnek · 2019-02-20T19:19:09+00:00

Fatlogic is so dangerous to health. "its muh jeans" or you could actually exercise.

MarcusAurileus70 · 2019-02-20T21:06:07+00:00

Hey! Quit it guys.... she is fit and (a) she’s just big boned or (b) has a genetic illness. According to her OLD profile she is a “little overweight “, bubbly, cuddly, larger than life and deserves demands a 6ft+ Chad to love her.

NoMansSkyFuckedMe · 2019-02-20T21:07:09+00:00

Well whales are good swimmers.

ghostops3 · 2019-02-20T16:22:24+00:00

I guess dipping in the bathtub is called swimming these days smh

Wharfcat · 2019-02-20T18:11:15+00:00

Swim? in gravy.

whatafoolishsquid · 2019-02-20T19:05:49+00:00

Body fat increases buoyancy, so it might be true... It just isn't any work.

simplisticallysimple · 2019-02-20T19:37:42+00:00

Sure she does, she's a whale!

BinaryBitz101 · 2019-02-20T19:45:25+00:00

Thats gross! I was eating!

Tyler789228 · 2019-02-20T20:16:44+00:00

I can believe that a whale can swim...

Toshiba1point0 · 2019-02-20T20:58:01+00:00

My favorite: “I work out”

My thought: curling a bag or Doritos while binge watching Bridezillas doesn’t count

ThaiEscapePlan · 2019-02-20T22:11:00+00:00

that is 50 lengths of an Olympic (50M) pool or 100 lengths of a standard pool. according to this article, it would take 30 mins for an average person to swim 1000 meters. so well over an hour for this hippo. (wait, hippos are good swimmers). absolutely no way in hell she swims 2.5 kms a day

and I was on the high school swim team. Nobody looked like that.

memelord360420 · 2019-02-20T22:52:13+00:00

Obviously this is a lie. There is no swimming pool on earth she can fit in

selfism_mike · 2019-02-20T23:38:06+00:00

In her own sweat, that is.

Crankshaft1337 · 2019-02-21T00:30:33+00:00

Plot twist! in chocolate !

term1nat0r1 · 2019-02-21T01:34:10+00:00

As a High School swimmer, I can confirm that only extremely athletic swimmers can handle 2.5km per day continuously, and even then they can still develop shoulder problems from it later in life.

DoctorKnockboots · 2019-02-20T22:19:26+00:00

She swims 2.5 kilometers a day in a pool full of cheeseburgers.

Title	Sure you do
Author	smurfu
Upvotes	154
Comments	31
Date	February 20, 2019 4:08 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/asq2p8/sure_you_do/
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