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[–]DeplorableToast262 points263 points264 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Still stuck in Disney mode ... i pity the men on her current and future path.
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth128 points129 points130 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Right? "I want a one-side marriage where everything is about me"
No fucks given about the guy.
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[–]Thermotastic16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I better get blown at least every other day to make marriage even remotely worth a fuck.
Bitch don't want to put out. There is always another willing to be a friend port in the never-ending storm of marriage.
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[–]Thermotastic5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed.
[–]MertFrunman2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd rather small but yeah it's a great idea
[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disney fucking mode indeed. Every western woman grows up thinking they are a princess.
[–]EndlessPatriotism157 points158 points159 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I have witnessed this same shit. Its ALWAYS about making them happy.
[–]LiveTheTruth321117 points118 points119 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And they never are
[–]EndlessPatriotism59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AMEN.
[–]Patricijaobjectdude33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because it's never ever EVER enough.
[–]kataklysmic193 points94 points95 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I went through 17 years of marriage without realizing what a shit test was. Failed too many to list. But not the one that counted. Now my eyes are wide open and I’m happily going my own way. But as for men like this who swap their dinner plates you will never make her happy. The more you try the less happy She’ll be. She doesn’t actually want you to give in. But neither she nor society will ever tell you that.
[–]jacketguy34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they want us to say no during their short-bus mind games that we don’t even know we’re in the midst of...... but when we really truly say no and go mgtow they want to cry foul
[–]arokosi7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The more you try the less happy She’ll be. She doesn’t actually want you to give in.
This. Their attraction is in inverse proportion to your effort.
[–]JoeCazone8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well we all know that you're supposed to make them laugh.
[–]ideserveall7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
when a man sacrifices everything its called love and is to be expected. when a girl is asked for only 1 compromise its called oppression.
[–]EndlessPatriotism4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much. "Could you not wear that slutty top to my nephew's birthday party?" "OMG SLUT SHAMING ME AND TELLING ME WHAT I CANT WEAR? ABUSE!"
[–]Skyhawk2302 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep it’s bullshit... me me me me me
[–]CyclonicKing80 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Tbh, I'd knock anyone out who tried to take my food. This isn't county
[–]L_Ollonais33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn right. You ain't taking my cornbread.
[–]sachinator6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same here bro. No bitch touching my beer or food.
[–]kansnl143 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am the nicest guy but if anyone touches one of my fries, I just start swinging, no warning, no questions
[–]Notlikeotherguys77 points78 points79 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This brings me back. And after she ate my dinner, she thanked me by swallowing some other guys sausage. I guess she was hungry.
[–]JamesFannin7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
😂😂😂
[–]DeviatoricStress9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why I visit this sub lol
[–]Original_Username70 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahah, you need to post more. nice username too
[–]JesterBombs47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She's got a 3 year old with a baby daddy. Ain't no one trading plates with dat.
[–]LiveTheTruth32115 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She looks pregnant in the profile pic now I looked at it more
[–]Ask_me_if_im_a_Bush0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...that's a knee
[–]LiveTheTruth3210 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh. Lmao
[–]rocko2000240 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I bet she ordered a salad or some vegetarian/vegan plate and he ordered a hearty meat plate like a kebab or tacos.
[–]Crankshaft133717 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I really enjoy social eating and watching all the fatties ordering 20 dollar salads with dressing on the side. Yes Karen you fooled me with that salad I haven't noticed you are 240 lbs 5 foot 3 for the past year.
[–]teslaistheshit11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every time. There's eating in public that avoids shame. OK sweetheart have your salad and "diet" coke at lunch. That'll fool everyone. Then when you get home down that chocolate ice cream and box of wine.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In short, he ordered real food, she ordered a cow's cud.
[–]poloppoyop2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or she ordered something she knew while he tried something with a funny name. And surprise: the funny named thing looks and smells good while the standard shit is just standard.
[–]Leon_Q8341 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'll swap my plate with you sweetheart, but tonight you're taking it up the ass. Nothing for nothing.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]BaffyBob22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's all well and good but what are you going to do for your husband?
[–]pandolfio16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you're never allowed to ask that
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you interact with women, always assume you speak to a child around 10-12 year old and you'll never be wrong.
[–]jacketguy11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he didnt realize it was a mind game she concocted so she could tell him hes not a real man later.. because of course being selfless to your wife means u are a weak spineless man who is unworthy of her sexual loyalty
welcome to clown world
[–]RedCBR90010 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol nope
[–]thefudmaster8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Wifey and I got into an argument this evening about this very concept.
She says she wants a man who is more kind to her. Kindness means sacrifice of something I want just to make her happy.
Training the entitlement out of a modern woman is tough but necessary.
[–]Original_Username73 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So glad you realize it's a shit test of entitlement man. DO NOT GIVE IN, my marriage would have maybe been saved if I'd known what it seems you now know. My wife destroyed me after I unknowingly failed all her shit tests, thinking I was a white knight.
[–]thefudmaster4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Treat them all like shit and they will love you.
[–]MertFrunman1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How the fuck does that work the more you push the more it resists now that's pointless.
[–]thefudmaster-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s counterintuitive. I want to clarify that I do not treat my wife Luke shit, nor am I mean to her. However, I fail her shit tests regularly. It’s maddening to have to do that sometimes but it is what it is.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've done this before for a gf too. And at the time I didn't even feel the insanity of it. I ordered a great sounding pizza. She ordered an interesting sounding pizza. Hers sucked. Mine was great. I switched with her. Not because Im a total idiot simp I thought in my head, but because food is food to me and I don't really care as long as I get the calories, while food is an experience it seems to women. So the 'logical' thing to do was switch in my mind.
The problem is, women are not logical. I 100% doubt she understood why I didnt mind switching. She just saw me as a lower being aiming to please its master. And that shit just destroys a relationship. Patrice Oneal was right... you might think youre doing something good for them, but in reality youre hurting them by not allowing them the pleasure of being with a real man.
[–]NightOuts8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sounds childish. Why don't you order what sounds good
you know, order with logic, and not emotion
[–]AdrianoWerneck6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is such a simple shit test and men still fall for it, holy shit.
[–]kethigar5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Saw a husband tonight trade his wife for a plate of food because he said he liked that better & that’s the kind of marriage I want
[–]Cricket_FIFA0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hah! Good one
[–]CastandRefused4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, I'm not surprised, none of this is surprising. Just for once I'd like to hear a woman say "I can bring such and such to the table."
[–]ObliviousThrowawayyy2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm My three year does this all the time
[–]nbayoungboylover1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fuckin simp...
[–]sweedev1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't tell in that picture. is that her knee or is she knocked up?
[–]Original_Username71 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, she's now (conveniently) ready for a "real man"
[–]sweetiekrissie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a double date with my bestie who swapped plates outta the blue.. felt so strange. I would never want to swap my plate w my SO.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she makes terrible decisions, and he makes sacrifices because its much easier than listening to her bitch about it later.
What, exactly, is she bringing to the table?
Nothing. The answer is nothing.
[–]TheLastMgtow1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is a typical female behavior. They ask some overpriced bullshit just because its overpriced, but not happy with that they then realize they actually want your food, after they have already their overpriced plate in front of them. Even when it comes to food women are hypergamous.
[–]Laliving901 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I might get downvoted but I’m a purple guy here but I honestly would do this for a woman I care about. If she takes care me and has dinner ready when I get home then I don’t mind sacrificing. Unfortunately, this is not how the female mind works
[–]arokosi2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
honestly would do this for a woman I care about.
We all would, brother. Men don’t fear sacrifice, only futility — pointless, unappreciated, unrewarded sacrifice.
If it meant something, if we could just get some basic fucking respect and reciprocity, there is no limit to how much most of us would be willing to give up. I am the most selfish, calculating, risk-averse person I know, and even I’ve felt an instinctual drive to protect certain women once or twice.
But like you said, that’s not how the female mind works.
[–]wrong_hole_lol2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends. Many, many women, this is a game. They're testing you, poking and prodding.
Once you realize this, it changes things.
That said, I'm not picky. If my wife genuinely didn't like her food, I'd switch. But, my wife would likely never ask unless she were desperate.
[–]simpsociety0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this what a "real man" has come to? Seriously...... im starting to literally feel disgusted about women, shes not even hot and all she can probably offer is some roastbeef 100 guys already ran through ..
[–]audsleyb0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is such a shit test designed in such a way that any response you give benefits her.
If you tell her that she can not have your food, she will spin that into how much of a martyr she is and how much of an asshole you are. Everyone will believe her, of course, because women are “always” honest.
If you give her your food, then you’ve failed the test, and she will lose more respect for you. She will also keep asking for more and more until you can no longer give her what she wants. When that happens, it’s over.
[–]HunterDr0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that was me I would have been like "tough luck" and eaten my plate. She ain't my child she's my wife. I don't have to give up things just for her.
[–]_sab0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The food he ordered was probably more expensive.
[–]dovakin1234890 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he doesn’t mind there’s nothing wrong with being sweet for the ones we care about.
[–]hardtostarboard20160 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not a marriage any man wants.
[–]Soldierbosh0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this some obscure metaphor for being railed by Chad, whilst husband cry-jerks?
I do not approve.
[–]Nathaniel660 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You refuse once, and this will be a very valuable lesson for her. Just like with kids.
[–]Scheinwelt0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's be perfectly clear here. The man did not trade his dinner with his wife to be kind. He traded his dinner with her so he wouldn't have to hear her whine for the entire evening.
[–]oirectine000 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WoMeN aRe FuLlY fUnCtIoNaL aDuLtS aNd DeMaNd AdUlT tReAtMeNt
[–]User-31f64a4e0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's the kind of marriage I want
In other words:
I want free reign for my abusive narcissism
That's the female point of view!
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