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[–]tw-1234a83 points84 points85 points 6 years ago (39 children) | Copy Link
This will happen in real life as those kids do DNA ancestry kits.
[–]Cade_Connelly_1322 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (37 children) | Copy Link
As a licensed financial advisor I literally warn people against taking those. Not only do the companies steal your DNA information, but the discoveries have broken up families, ruined relationships, gotten people MURDERED...
[–]wwstewart87 points88 points89 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I don't really think the DNA tests are at fault there...
[–]motherfucking_sisko5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's got a point. I suppose it comes down to if you would rather be red or blue pilled.
[–]wwstewart1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I propose that DNA tests should be mandatory upon birth of a child, just so there are no questions. That will solve most of the issues that arise from these situations.
No match? Free option to leave with zero repercussions. If they choose to say, they sign docs stating that they are waiving their right to walk away, then there's nobody to blame except themselves. And if things go south after that...well, that's on them. At least the custody/support part is set at that point.
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[–]48LawsOfFlour22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This sub has a lot of guys that would pick the truth every time.
[–]CHENGhis-khan19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every time. The truth is always better.
[–]MediocreHolocaust22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mabye women should stop being whore sluts?
[–]wwstewart14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know what you mean. On the other hand, those people are already playing games. The DNA test just ends the game. Really, it would cause the same level of chaos as someone seeing the wrong text message at the wrong time.
[–]SomeGhostingGuy51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Truth is more important than emotions.
[+]Cade_Connelly_13-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Not always. The time to do DNA testing is in the maternity ward, not a decade or two later.
[–]48LawsOfFlour41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The best time to do a DNA test is at birth. The second best time is now.
[–]KaitouNala12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
before, its possible to test before its born.
[–]nnfl2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How much money is that and how accurate is it? I always thought you had to do it when the baby was born right before you sign the birth certificate as the father.
[–]KaitouNala2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same as normal tests, not sure about the cost but near as I understand it they take some of the embryotic fluid via syringe.
Best to Google it yourself.
[–]nnfl0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Interesting, thank you.
I can imagine some women would not consent to such a test. I wonder if there’s a recourse for that, like you can test right when it comes out of the womb and you’re there to either sign the birth certificate or not.
[–]richlad15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why it got people murdered?
[–]Cade_Connelly_1321 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Someone cheated on someone else...with someone else's husband...and had a kid with special needs whom they raised to adulthood. He was ROYALLY pissed. Putting aside the sheer effort involved the lifetime expenses on that kid was a 6 digit figure.
[–]mkultra3318 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That child was cursed because of the mother's adultery.. yikes
[–]hakoonamatata95 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No such thing as a curse. But yes she shldve kept it in her pants.
[–]DasSeran13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No, the cheating ass woman is the one breaking up the family. All the tests do is reveal the truth to the cucked man who uses that information to free himself from a two-faced bitch. If the woman doesn't want to get left or killed then she probably shouldn't be fucking around with anyone else but the one she's with.
[–]Kotaro-Atani4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Totally agree here,
They did a Movie about cheating awhile ago, I call the Movie "Blah Blah Blah I'm a Dirty Whore", to the dismay of my Ex Wife when it would come on TV at times.
but the real title is "Unfaithful" (2002)
Where the wife (Diane Lane) cheats on her husband (Richard Gere) with a Spanish CHAD (Olivier Martinez) and when the husband finds out about the affair a Horrific outcome happens.
WHY? Because the Wife was a "Blah Blah Blah I'm a Dirty Whore" LOL.
[–]magicmikefx1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But that's what amplify the tingles that her life partner doesnt provide anymore cant you understand it's a nightmare having to stick with a beta
[–]goat-of-mendes10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Technically those companies don’t steal information, people pay them to take it.
[–]febreezing_hobos7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the companies steal your DNA information
This is literally the main reason I won't do that.
[–]Dark_Shroud0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If enough of your family take them its now moot. On top of that the government has been taking our DNA at birth since the mid 90s.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They've already admitted to farming that information off to the government. Right from 23andMe's site:
In certain circumstances, however, 23andMe may be required by law to comply with a valid court order, subpoena, or search warrant for genetic or personal information.
23andME should also be avoided because of their Google connections.
[–]terminator6126 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That the price you pay for the knowledge
[–]oldskoolflavor8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I literally warn people against taking those. Not only do the companies steal your DNA information, but the discoveries have broken up families, ruined relationships, gotten people MURDERED..
Why would you advise people against finding out the truth? I'd much rather have an ugly truth right away than living 18+ yrs of a beautiful lie.
[–]Cade_Connelly_13-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Partly because if you're a man, the only thing you'll stand to gain 90% of the time is a broken heart now that the feminazis control the court system. You will not (legally) be able to seek compensation for the years you spent raising someone else's bastard, her for breaking her marital vows, or him for infringing on your relationship.
Even if your wife blatantly cheated on you, and you divorce her for it, she'll still get the house, your money, and the kids for which you'll pay 'child support' thot tax BY DEFAULT.
I don't like it one bit. It's not right. But that's how it works.
[–]oldskoolflavor3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right but I'd much rather stop paying in those 18 yrs than continue to deal with someone elses child for another fkn 40 yrs.
[–]Kotaro-Atani0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Not after a Revolution (Civil War 2) happens or the system collapses (because we men won't become slaves if they try to add more taxes to single people, because they already do that)..
Seriously,
Do you think after the Majority of Men become aware that this is the case that there won't be blowback...
Eventually Men will stand up and say "No More..." and then a war will happen, and women will cave so fast and will be sucking just to stay alive..
[–]dizrupta4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm more concerned with the data collection aspect
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good thing you're not a lawyer or judge
[–]fun444foz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DNA tests are not the problem. Sluts are the problem.
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[–]Cade_Connelly_131 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good thing you're not anyone important.
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[–]MinuteManLarry8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She knows he's too much of a bitch to do anything anyway. The fucking crayon is a different color than both of them and their other kids
[–]JohnWicksSpentBrass22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
This may get crazy downvotes but this will also very likely begin to show how common incest is. Genetic testing as a main stream thing will only become even more common over time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_nHf2XKwp4
[–]AnotherRedditLurker_1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wow, I didn't know it was that bad over there.
me neither. It makes sense though. An obsession with purity, not letting women go to work and drive or show skin, and keeping women covered up, no doubt, would lead to inbreeding type outcomes.
[–]Dark_Shroud1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The middle east and Africa are inbreed as fuck, over 50%.
[–]RoboMandrake3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
May come down to ultimate acceptable cash price compared against pure bred pedigree versus mongrel.
[–]motherfucking_sisko2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I know a few people who found out some of their ancestors were related - first and second cousins normally. Some where it turned out step brothers were half brothers or in some cases closer without being a full sibling. I know some relatives of mine who married who were cousins. I do think inbreeding has been more common than some would suspect.
[–]lestratege2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah. A simple calculation shows that you can't double ancestors every generation.
Most people don't know who their second or third cousins are. When you consider that people used to live in small villages, it isn't surprising that everyone is related. Hell, in the Middle Ages the Church tried to consider incestuous any marriage within 7 degrees - ie no common ancestors until your great great great great grand parents, this proved completely impossible, they scaled it back to 4 in the early 13th.
[–]motherfucking_sisko1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know in Pakistan and most of the middle east marriage between first cousins is the norm. Where as just across from Pakistan in Punjab my friends tell me that marriage is not allowed if any of your grandparents have a common family name and they have less variety of family names than we do in the west and most people who share family names are likely not related. Pakistanis have terrible problems with birth defects and hereditary illnesses as a result of their marriage practices.
My dad works with someone who shares his grandmothers maiden name - they are probably second or third cousins but despite ample genealogy research we haven't found the connection yet.
[–]Throw-The-O17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It kind of does. Blood types are the key. If you and you spouse have certain types. And you kid has a blood type that won’t correlate with the parents. Then boom. There it is. When I was in the service this is how dads would find out the kid was not theirs.
[–]Cade_Connelly_1313 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Blood-type discussions/experiments are banned at some schools because of this. Can't blame the poor teachers for not wanting the drama, though.
[–]Leo7West9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
paternity fraud
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Red crayon livin' that Blue pill life
[–]John_M1284 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was really fuckin funny for me to read.
[–]Throw-The-O6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh. But hospital records can show that. The dads if they are worried can look it up themselves.
[–]shotnote0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Shouldn't the two existing red kids be Orange? Maybe I don't get the relationship between everyone here. Red and Blue are friends? Why wouldn't existing kids be all red instead of a red yellow mix?
[–]violetbiscotti11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shouldn't the two existing red kids be Orange?
they are though
[–]shotnote2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah shit. I see now. I had to zoom in. Thanks!
[–]SagenTheGOd0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The red crayon should be the Chad and the blue crayon should be the simp husband
[–]Steaknkidney450 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Red should take the immediate steps in asking the crayon judge for full custody of his two orange offspring.
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