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[–]Hermit8667 points68 points69 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Penetrating her nostril? Imma hafta search that on pornhub latter. Ask a chick if she does nasal
[–]I-am-the-lul1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Many Japanese have a nostril fetish... god knows why though.
[–]marinprofesorpreda3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cuz they can fit that hole
[–]Staggitarius0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/murderedbywords
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd expect them to have an eye fetish if anything
[–]I-am-the-lul1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh they do and as a person who can watch heart operations with no worries but will look away when it's an eye operation, I find that fetish extra distressing.
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isn't that a futurama episode?
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 8 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
hahaha that is exactly how I picture the average PUA dbag
that kind of shit actually repulses women
fucking internet larpers living in a complete fantasy world
[–]CursingWhileNursing43 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
And what I find most curious is that feminists scold PUAs for being sexist, when in fact they are the most gynocentric cucks one can imagine.
Think about it, instead of saying "I can't be bothered, I am who I am, I will not change for anyone and in case you don't like me they way I am, who cares...", they are centering their whole lifes, their whole being on women. They change the way they look and act solely based on the fantasies and wishes of women.
One can't be more cucked and gynocentric than a PUA.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feminists hate PUAs because it's a bunch of ugly and average men trying to hit on them. Same reason they hate catcalling. If prime Brad Pitt was trying to woo women, they wouldn't be mad at all.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
precisely
no one with the capacity for introspection would partake in this nonsense unless they were trying to sell something
[–]STXDakota1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
PUAs aren't any worse than essentially all other men. Except MGTOW (either they know it or not), all men do all the shit they do for women in some capacity.
The difference is that PUAs are people who have large set backs like being socially inept, ugly or whatever else and try to make it their "hobby" to get women - i.e they invest a shit ton of time in it to make up for their lack.
The funny thing is that getting a woman is LAUGHABLY easy. Its just a mix between:
Now, people can make their own decisions on if its all worth it or not. I say it can be worth it, if you are one of the lucky few that has a high SMV but willing to lower standard enough to create an almost bulletproof relationship where the womans hypergamy cannot screw you over because she literally cannot do better than you.
But most men either have too high standards or are too low SMV for it to be worth it no matter what.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Hey man! I tried that technique (dating chicks wayyyyyyyyyy below my SMV) and at first it’s really cool because they can’t get enough of you and are always telling you “how lucky they are!” For having you and then they say, “what did i do to get a guy like you” and you think its the shit right??? WRONG. Because over time you help fix them up and they will start slowly thinking that they can do better, and take you for granted. Then you start being treated poorly and you have the exact same issue you would have had if you dated a hot chick right off the bat! You’re just delaying the inevitable unless you go REALLY low. In that case have fun with your land whale. Also! If they are lower smv they may try to trap you forever with a baby so they don’t lose “this great guy” ALMOST happened to me. You guys be safe
[–]STXDakota-5 points-4 points-3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It definitely has its own pitfalls and none of this is an exact science, but I think that if someone wants to increase their chances of a LTR working with children and the whole 9 yards, I think thats the way to do it.
The other option is going MGTOW for life, of course. But that too has its downfalls.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Like?
[–]STXDakota-4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When your family dies, when your friends gets married, you'll be all alone on this earth. If thats fine by you, then you are in the minority. Most of us wants to feel emotionally connected to someone, and have children.
Being MGTOW is preferable to the vast majority of other outcomes. But I cringe when people act as if its an optimal dream solution. It isn't.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I suppose it isn’t optimal in some ways, but doing hobbies with friends is prob the best bet, add a pet and you’re solid.
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[–]STXDakota0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yo im in s hurry so i have to give you a real reply after work, but I mixed up a word - i meant simple, not easy. Thanks for the thorough post
[–]Paladin29031 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How to get girls to want to fuck you? Just be good looking. Trust me....when they want you, they’ll make it known.
If a guy is never getting sexy glances, stares, and if no girls are flirting with him, then him chasing after girls will be a complete waste of time.
Especially in this day and age, where women’s perceived value has never been at such epidemically high levels, and a man’s perceived value has never been so low.
[–]Hiromant0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. You can't buy real attraction with money or status, that's blue pill thinking. Couples that are together only for the big house and fancy cars are everywhere and they're all miserable.
If a girl really likes you, you don't have to do shit. You'll have to put in effort to make her go away, lol.
[–]Gaddness-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you think they’re gynocentric I recommend reading this post this is essentially the sorts of discussions they’re having as a long term plan: how do we continue society without allowing women to rule us?
[–]kayfab4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup you can PUA all you want if you look like shit you ain't getting any.
[–]TalesAbound0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think they are actually LARPers. I think those guys actually do get dozens of women into bed. Most of them manage it while still being in the 80% and about as tactful as an atom bomb... which really makes me wonder what the trick is. Besides all the RedPill knowledge. Hell, the RedPill reality (which both them and us accept is the truth) should make it harder for them, not easier.
Scratches head.
[–]Global_MGTOW17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
There's smelling nice and then there's bathing in cologne/perfume.
[–]JayJayEcks4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This dude swam in Old Spice cologne.
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[–]OutWithTheNew6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did anyone ever use Axe and not bathe in it? As in, was it ever possible to only apply a bit?
Several years ago I bought the bodywash, even that was overly "fragrant".
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One Christmas I got a can of Axe for gift. There's no amount you can apply that won't make you smell like a dudebro
[–]JayJayEcks3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I stand corrected.
[–]AboutNinthAccount1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and my axe
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You do the latter to get the former....amirite?
[–]fcb9829214 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The average feminist whale is not worthy of such preparation. I look good and smell clean because I work out and shower twice a day. I don't do shit for females.
[–]lipstickpizza10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is that Rusev?
[–]RedBeard_19812 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought that too, but glad you brought it up first.
[–]RedBeard_19816 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I didn’t like dudes like that when I was a blue pill simp retard, and I still don’t like them now. That attitude just doesn’t seem genuine to me no matter how I look at it.
[–]squidjibo5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never penetrate nostril first. I go straight for the ass, they never smell me coming.
[–]Pk_s_to_the_yizzle3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The reality is,
Women likfe men who smeel good, because they have identifed themselves as MARKS.
A man who has money to WASTE on SMELLING GOOD has Money THAT is UP FOR GRABS FOR HER TO WASTE ON HER.
[–]OldTimeyENT3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got banned on my old account for simply disagreeing with a top contributor at TRP. I realized that I really didnt fit in there. I don't think devoting all your time balancing plates and maneuvering dates is what qualifies you as Alpha, but do what you do I guess. It felt like a cult there.
Meanwhile the average woman only showers a couple times a week, with some claiming they go three days without. Look it up. Women are that lazy.
[–]herpderpfeynman0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
women are actually attracted to natural body odor if you eat a lot of vegetables and whole foods, look it up.
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[+][deleted] 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
truly. bravo. :P
nah, you're right though.
In fact, I recently read about how the entire concept of "body odor smelling bad" was a PR/advertising move to sell a product-- deodorant.
Funny enough, my brainwashed sister growing up was the only person to ever tell me I smell bad. Probably because she observed other women doing this, and given females = herd mentality... she thought she needed to do the same thing.
"How Advertisers Convinced Americans They Smelled Bad" - Smithsonian Magazine
[–]KubaJ1000 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nostril penetration, huh? He's either dating Tarana Burke, or wasn't too lucky in genetics lottery.
[–]VlogIt0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give them a blowjob, shoot your load, then your cum will run out her nose.
[–]Inceloid0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are actually very blue pilled and men-blaming, hopefully at least one of them wakes up to the reality that looks are basically all that matters and that femoids aren't perfect beings there to be worshiped - which is a complete twist of reality
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Got in an argument with a RPer the other day about how he completely changed his personality and body just to fuck a girl who was about to dump him because he showed emotion about his mother dying. HIS FUCKING MOTHER DYING.... The dude completely disregarded the fact that only a shit human would hold that over someone's head, and though it was a good thing that he used that to get back in shape and "win back" the girl that was about to ditch him for having basic human emotion. Women (the people who cry during hallmark commercials) are such cancerous pieces of shit, that they will see you as weak for crying when a parent dies.... the people who constantly berate men for not being more emotional, will dump you in a heartbeat for showing the slightest bit of emotion. It's a new level of pathetic.
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