True story bro.

BertTheWelder · 2019-01-27T12:02:32+00:00

Holy fuck that is so true.

TruthfulHaploid · 2019-01-27T12:45:04+00:00

33% of men in the US avoid stranded children to avoid pedophile accusations.

Edit: citation. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/most-men-are-reluctant-to-help-lost-kids-worried-they-will-be-called-a-pervert-new-research-shows/news-story/96f86745202e32acc4122898d36d6889

https://www.mamamia.com.au/men-helping-children-why-they-dont/

abhilash1991 · 2019-01-27T12:14:27+00:00

So true. Today's fucked up society has this image made up where men in this position will always look like pedos whereas women would look caring and cute and funny.

This is why when female teachers rape their students, the outrage is pretty much non existent. The media deliberately makes sure to not mention the word 'rape'.

Genders reversed, it's a field day for the tumblrinas.

MuggedByMonkeys · 2019-01-27T14:56:08+00:00

Off topic, but will someone please explain 'hugboxing' to me?

BitsAndBobs304 · 2019-01-27T14:51:58+00:00

Also applies for infant ritualistic genital mutilation

guzman_hemi · 2019-01-27T15:36:32+00:00

Both are creepy

TheTastelessBatman · 2019-01-27T15:49:00+00:00

The dude sitting in the back thinks all this shit is fucked

freezingsama · 2019-01-27T15:55:34+00:00

I can't believe this is something I never thought about.

This is fucked up.

AntiAbleism · 2019-01-27T19:27:53+00:00

It’s ok for women to sexualize young boys. More double standards.

deathtocontrollers · 2019-01-27T16:30:14+00:00

Women are sick in the head.

DatingTank · 2019-01-27T14:12:54+00:00

Fun. And sad

Re3ck6le0ss · 2019-01-27T23:45:27+00:00

When I was young I remember my mom and grandmother AND younger sister flipping through a photo album where there were pictures of me and my brother naked (because we used to run around naked... as kids do) and my grandmother pointed and said "look at his weiner" and all three of them laughed. I was super embarrassed and felt betrayed. Like what in the fuck. The worst part was that my fucking sister was right there.

JohnBravo9990 · 2019-01-27T16:46:40+00:00

They have to ridicule men's bodies because they are a walking inferiority complex.

Itsbbbitch · 2019-01-27T17:16:15+00:00

Women are the true pedophiles. Every single one has some sort of quality in line with child molesters and sex offenders.

MushroomMGTOW · 2019-01-27T21:26:58+00:00

This is so true it’s unnerving. Need to archive this post.

sedstar · 2019-01-28T01:23:59+00:00

this happened to me. This was years ago? I was a delivery driver/manager for a long time... i was delivering, broad daylight. Toddler in DIAPERS was walking staggering down the side of a 2 lane side-highway??

I wanted to GRAB the kid, and get themin the CAR... also? scared if someone comes running and i got their kid in the car... i didnt know WHAT to do.

I "paced" the kid, blinkers on, trying to protect them with my slow moving car (looking bad, but, what else could i do?)

I called 911... "useless". lady 911 tole me to grab the kid, into the car. "but, i dont have achild seat, thats a crime" also "thats not MY kid !!"

lady agreed, and now SHE was as confused as i was... I mean, 20 years before that? I woulda just picked the kid up, took them to a pizza shop, had pizza and waited for the cops to come pick the kid up...these days?

by the time all the "hand wringing" on 911 was done? i had "paced" the kid to where he was toddling down the RR TRAX. out of town towards the woods down the rr trax... well? he's not getting RUN OVER any more, and i cant "pace him" to protect him any more... told the 911 lady where he was off to? and went on my way.

it was all completely ridiculous...

Helikzhan · 2019-01-27T18:25:27+00:00

Never understood this sort of thing. I've seen both parents naked before and so they've seen me obviously. It's not like your hormones are leaping off you to get back in there. I distinctly remember being indifferent as it's not unusual as a kid to see them that way.

The first attraction I had was to a neighbor a little older than me. Seeing her naked was entirely different. A pure hormone response. It was like being possessed. Not entirely in control. The good old days of puberty!

My guess is that people who have a sexual attraction to family or children were forcefully sexualized early so their hormone drive altered to a permanent change. There is a boundary there if violated definitely changes you. Also knowing what we know now of male dna and female promiscuity I've no doubt this also factors in.

Cuck-WTF · 2019-01-27T22:44:34+00:00

The infancy is the only time their holes aren't blown out like a spent tannerite target thanks to the rules of society. And that same society is trying to get 'em younger and younger.

On another note. Child porn is child porn... Unless it isn't? Like I can understand the bathtub pictures or the kids running around the house naked because there's no malice or sexuality to them...

But at the same time you see movies, even modern movies in theaters (most commonly dealing with war or the difficulty of supervising children) That will have a naked child in them. Even if that's harmless, the moment you go professional production with it... there should be someone saying 'no' or 'shoot them from the waste up'.

And even then like a baby ass or toddler ass or even a child ass is funny. The rules are so bad in that they require context.

Most of all...it's bad that they are selectively enforced.

For example. I hate that in the US, it's 20 years prison per file. So you could have like 12 still images, get 240 years, or one 3 hour long hardcore film and get 20 years. There's no sense applied to it because the topic is so inflammatory.

But yet... Everyone that owns the Nirvana album isn't a felony child porn owner? Or maybe they only are if the law chooses to punish that person? The photographer, production company, the child's parents and even the band surely aren't held responsible.

The same goes with actual movies with naked children. But they can choose to punish the person that bought it off the Wal Mart shelf and not Wal Mart?

There's NO DAMNED CLEAR STANDARD. When you're talking something as severe as going to prison for child porn you better be consistent in your dealings of punishment.

But that's about as likely as being consistent with enforcement of any other sexual crime.

Farhandlir · 2019-01-28T05:57:35+00:00

I have an older friend who probably saved his neighbor's 4yo daughter's life once because she was about to run onto the street in front of their property as a car was coming and he grabbed her by the arm before she did.

Of course she started crying after that and the mom who was nowhere to be found before came running, he tried to explain what happened but what he got in return were suspicious looks and not even a thanks, like he is a pedo.

He was able to help because he loves sitting under his porch as he is retired. He said oh well, next time he won't even get off his ass, the girl always plays the ball and runs onto the road, it's a disaster waiting to happen.

He said that's not his fucking problem anymore.

internetedgelord · 2019-01-27T20:45:19+00:00

I’ve been looking for this photo, thanks

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snus_stain · 2019-01-27T23:48:30+00:00

This is on point.

sketchiboo · 2019-01-27T21:36:24+00:00

Holy shit that's funny, The guys face cracks me up

bfte2 · 2019-01-28T06:54:35+00:00

But but but men.....Uhh....

Mortys_Plumbus · 2019-02-26T22:59:06+00:00

A little more lighthearted than the other ones in this sub, made me laugh.

geckorisk · 2019-01-27T12:00:54+00:00

That's how he got registered as a sex offender.

hhhvgggvg · 2019-01-27T15:57:12+00:00

what if the guy starts feeling between his legs and says “could you send that video to me?”

readwolfe · 2019-01-27T15:02:46+00:00

Weiners are funny.

Title	True story bro.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	2174
Comments	135
Date	January 27, 2019 11:57 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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