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[–]Yasai10166 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omfg this. What mental illness do you have to fucking do that. Oh it looks like that in a magazine, so we must do it too.
Fucking people that don't live for comfort confuse me.
[–]NiceIce48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
Don't even try to understand. Logic is not involved. It's FEELS... look, I accomplished something today!
[–]MegaDeathX129 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The purpose is to make it seem like women have a tough day at home. After all what's lifting 50lb boxes for 8 - 10 hours a day compared to her having to pick up 47 pillows in 10 minutes or less. Surely she is oppressed!
[–]NiceIce1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because somehow, he MADE me tell him to buy those pillows for me!
[–]Baldrbaldr3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So did I. Went to the toilet twice!
[–]ExactBrake 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably more rewarding than anything the typical modern woman has done today.
[–]ReadMyHistoryBitch0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Reminds me of when these stupid bitches volunteer for the easiest part of the group project so they can technically say they didn’t do zero work.
Yes. Then they always insist on an equal share of the result (reward, grade, etc.).
[–]dcau120 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God forbid she only finds 46 pillows one day as well.
[–]Larry_Porus11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Do anyone actually have that many pillows at their house?
[–]dghow21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I think I told the story before, we used to have so many pillows on our sofa that you could not sit there. We had to put them into the closet when we had people over or they would've had to stand. So ridiculous.
[–]Notsoslimsh8d[S] 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh the fucking sofa...what the fuck do cushions need to be there for???? It kills me
[–]dghow15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To make it look like that beautiful instagram / pinterest picture, of course.
[–]Shimakaze40 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't mind having one or two, kinda comfy if you sit with it at your back or use it to lean on.
[–]MSP_Generalist5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How dare you want to relax on the sofa? You should be doing something productive!
Remember, they don't love who you are, they love what you can do for them.
[–]dghow1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sad truth. Glad I realized it before getting married or having kids.
[–]mickledick4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man. This was my house growing up.
A little story.
So apparently, a decorative pillow is called a "sham"
There I was, 15, laying on the floor watching TV with one of our decorative pillows under my head.
Mom comes in.
"Don't use that sham."
"What?"
"That isn't a pillow, it's a sham."
"Apparently, because here I was, thinking that it is a pillow, but I've been getting shammed this whole time my head has been supported"
[–]Crispypanties11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not any men, that's for sure. I wouldn't allow a throw pillow in my place.
[–]Sir_manalot4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Bitches dig pillows man.
[–]MenGoingTOWin4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any why not? They only have to put out once for them, or sometimes not at all one of their friends will give them the pillow, and the pillow will stay around supporting them until the woman is tired of them.
[–]Kestral 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dogs like to fuck pillows.
[–]Sir_manalot0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women like to be fucked by dogs...hmmmm
[–]HoneyKommando 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok thanks for pointing this fact. I thought I only had psychotic gfs but it looks like it's a common case
[–]Yung-Fern8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Throw pillows are the definition of useless. They’re always uncomfortable and they’re always in the fucking way. Why are they a thing? Every married couples home has them on their bed.
[–]Corvus_Uraneus8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In case other people come over, so they can see that you have the same psychosis.
[–]oirectine005 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But then they can justify the complaints that the housework is so hard and have something to complain about.
[–]DuskGideon4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya......this is one of the things that boggles my mind.
[–]FarTooLong20 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The last time I stayed in a hotel I had to remove four large and six small cushions from the bed just so I could get into it.
[–]XandertheGreat010 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s subliminal messaging on their part to let you know that she can “throw” you out that easily also 🤔 Evil Thots
[–]Legio-Sicilia0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can I throw in the decorative towels and hand towels everywhere a usable one should be but I’m not allowed to use?
[–]ThirstyThroaway0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex's logic to a tee. Would buy a bunch of random shit for our apartment but then would constantly complain about the mountain of debt she has. Like pick one
[–]Notsoslimsh8d[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It least it was mountain of debt "she" has. Whereas I'm stuck with the debt...
[–]t353tfb0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex puts cushions in the dogs' beds.
[–]boogalooshrimp11030 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless she's one of those sleeping on an air mattress pretending to be successful on Instagram I'm almost positive this is every woman
[–]CBDOnMyMind30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lately I’ve been noticing all of my own unnecessary rituals. Making the bed for example. There’s literally no point in it unless you’re trying to impress someone. Otherwise, it’s simple more efficient to leave it exactly how you’d sleep in it, anyway.
[–]pwtfab1230 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitchs relate to pillows ,both filled with b.s. stuffing.. loved to be propped up right for attention. Easy to lay down to let you laid all over them. Any color pillow bitch you want. The guy on t.v. my pillow major cuck.. i sleep on bricks ,im a fucking man.
[–]islandlife3650 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh holy god.....trust me....this is a gay thing also in some cases.....
[–]LeafFan1990 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're wasting all this money on video games!
What about that cabinet full of china and silverware no one is allowed to use, Barb?
What about the "good" towels? We use to have that shit in our house, mum would tell us we couldn't use the "good towels". No idea why, we never had guests shower at our place. So anyways one day the towels we did use were getting thin and shitty so I thought, fuck this and grabbed one of the 'good' towels. Well, you'd think I shot her sister, the absolute shit fit my mother threw was ridiculous. I kept using them until she finally stopped acting like an idiot...and thats how we don't have 'good' towels anymore.
[–]marcopoloman0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only 2 pillows are allowed on my bed. Anymore is bullshit
[–]Kornstar040 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's all for an Instagram post to show off to her frenemies how much her life is complete. The more useless shit the better.
Off topic, I like a few pillows as options. I for one sleep on my side and ever since holding a pillow (I'll wait for the jokes), Ive find it actually supports my shoulders from rolling forward which is uncomfortable. Don't knock it till you try it. Four pillows for a queen (for myself) is max pillows.
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