UPDATE: Got keys, movers coming tomorrow, packing through the night, haven't slept in two days, I will get this done. She'll come home to an empty house haha (picture blurred for security reasons, bitches be cray)

ConstantChinner · 2018-08-16T17:39:29+00:00

Good, good! Will she know where you will be living? I hope you are going to block her.

bpineda182 · 2018-08-16T18:23:45+00:00

How dose she explain the situation to her friends. “I came home and the place was empty, dose he know?”

trippyshrooms · 2018-08-16T18:35:51+00:00

Is it one of those houses with 100 gates?

DesignRed · 2018-08-16T17:38:49+00:00

Good job, and be careful Her next move will be to use your family against you.

ScatteredCastles · 2018-08-16T19:15:01+00:00

In case anyone is wondering, it's possible to copy a key from a (faithful) photo of a key.

2MetresAbove · 2018-08-16T21:51:58+00:00

When she comes to an empty house, she'll suddenly be pregnant. Mark my words. E: Spelling.

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-08-16T20:44:37+00:00

You've leaving her the house? I hope you're renting. And not on the lease. Make sure you break it properly if you are.

GoneMYway · 2018-08-16T19:48:41+00:00

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Walker501_S · 2018-08-16T21:32:01+00:00

Dude i could still reverse the picture into a photo of your key. She's probably not that smart though.

UnderThat · 2018-08-16T19:32:13+00:00

Those are some fine looking keys.

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-08-16T23:45:37+00:00

Are you married ? Or girlfriend? I know theres stupid fuckin common law rules that those poor victim women are still entitled to half your shit.

Good on you though, be free sir!

davisyoung · 2018-08-17T03:29:39+00:00

Time to fire up that woodworking shop!

MrDysprosium · 2018-08-16T18:25:23+00:00

Story time?

Folwart · 2018-08-16T19:51:41+00:00

You mean crazy right?

ThrowAwayAccount85x · 2018-08-16T22:31:06+00:00

Is your house the size of batman's house, and you need a different key for every door to rooms you've never even been in before? Yeah, I have that problem too. lol /s

CasePaper33831 · 2018-08-17T00:24:26+00:00

Give us updates

thearmchairwarrior · 2018-08-17T02:52:05+00:00

Well done, time to ghost her ass :).

MrBluePill · 2018-08-17T03:09:29+00:00

Ok, this made Friday for me. This is awesome.

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